DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Damn this is so not like a video game, I broke my left wrist twice punch napes.
*Squelch* and another dead, phew, this is crazy. Huh what a weird titan, its coming for me. I punch its head and it flies off only for me to step on its nape.
Right now Im killing titans left, right and center. I bet those cadets are freaking out right now, probably thinking 'woah dude what a crazy titan' or 'damn if he had dick I would smash'. Heh heh yeah.
But I know that I can't save them all. I haven't seen Eren or the main cast anywhere yet. I saw that familiar clock tower but thats it. Wait a minute, thats probably where they are maybe?
I also haven't seen any scouts yet. Oh theres one, about to be eate- OH SHIT Hiyaa! I smash its head in with a well placed fist. Alright lets see who it is. Uhh, I don't recognize her. I place her on the roofs and walk off.
*BOOOOM* I hear a large explosion behind me. A brilliant flash of yellow lighting. Then suddenly out of the fog emerges an absolute beast with serrated teeth and a chiseled features and long brown hair. Oh yeah, its Eren. He roars a harsh bellow and throws a haymaker at the titan closest to him. Ok I'll admit he looks even cooler than I do, and I'll admit it I kinda wish I was that cool.
Wait, why is he looking at me? Why is he walking this way? Oh shit oh shit ohshitohsit! I bolt in the other direction try to not get hit. Is he following me? I look behind me and- Oh shit he's sprinting after me. I take a harsh right turn to throw him off my tail and it works slightly he looks riffled but not off his feet.
Okay I got this bob and weave, bob and weave. Eren what are you doing you're supposed to save Mikasa! Oh shit I never should have come here. Uhh, alright if I remember correctly then Mikasa was going to be eaten by a relatively fat titan. Uhh lets see, there!
I sprint off once again and lo and behold theres Mikasa sitting by herself. About to be picked up by the titan. I notice Eren is right behind me. I race past the titan and use him as a shield and just as Eren swings for his head I duck. I pop my head up the neck of the now decapitated titan only to duck again as he tries to hit me again! At least Mikasa's safe.
I chomp on the titans nape and push him into Eren as hard as possible. He pushes to steaming corpse aside as I ran after Mikasa, promptly picking her up and putting close to her my chest. I can feel her weakly struggling but she doesn't have enough blade to slice through my fingers.
Ok I quickly drop her off on this roof here, *plop* there we go. Ok now time to circle back to the tower, which is crowded by three whole titans yikes.
With Eren hot on my heels I cant stop now, but I also cant turn in time to avoid knocking into that titan, *bonk*. Ouch right in my head too huh.
I stand up just in the nick of time for Eren to punch me in the side of the head. Promptly knocking me down again. He keeps hammering away at me, I try to block but damn it hurts so bad. Then suddenly the titan converge on him and start eating him.
I chomp on one of their necks. Then punch the other away, Eren knocks away and kills the other.
I bet the cadets in there are losing their collective shit right now. Alright now Eren just… looking at me. Poor guy must be so confused right now. I would be too if I was suddenly transported to a new body too, oh hey.
Looks like he's more pacified for now, I turn to look at the tower and all the people in it. They all look scared, which is understandable. I wave at them. Now they look surprised, again, understandable.
I look toward the bolder that Eren is supposed to carry to the wall. I might as well lift it now. Which leaves Eren to kill the titans its the perfect plan!
I run over to the bolder as fast as I can, I even jump over one of the buildings so I can look cool. Oh dear now I realize how massive this thing is.
a/n: massive thanks to NOPE84567 for the review!
