"Do you know why titans eat people?"

"Mhm"

"Where do you come from?"

"…"

"Do titans have any other weaknesses?"

"…"

"Have you ever eaten someone?"

"Mm"

"Why can you understand us?"

"…"

"Are there others like you?

"Mm"

"Will they form an alliance with us"

"…"

And it went on like this for hours, I tried to tell her that I can barely talk but she just won't listen! Ugh this is frustrating.

"You know, you're less talkative than I thought." Hanji said, like a clueless duckling.

"Speek haaard!"

"Oh! Talking is hard? Then why didn't you say so?" Hanji I swear to god. "Looks like we'll have to use another method of communication. Can you write?"

I blink, write? Hanji are you okay? I'm fucking tied down.

"Oh! Blinking we could use that! Close your left for yes and right for no! Simple." Ok never mind Hanji you're a genius.

"Alright, are there other titans like you?"

I slowly close my right eye, Hanji seems disappointed.

"Do you know the origins of the titan?" I wink my left eye, she squeals in joy.

"Now if only you could talk huh, that would make this a whole lot easier. I bet you'd get all the ladies if you could."

Uhh, the hell? That doesn't sound like Hanji. I'm sure its nothing though.

"Okay lets see, OH! I should've been writing this down. One sec!" Hanji runs off to the tent, presumably to garb a pen and paper... She's in there for quite a while… Whats taking her so long?… Okay now I'm getting nervous. Oh there she is. She came back with another person, I think his name was Moblit or something weird. Im not sure. He looks a little skittish, a little nervous and a little jumpy, especially when he got close to me.

"Okay Jr. This guy is Moblit, he'll be here to help us stay on track, write things down and to get a good look at ya!" She notices Moblit is inching away step by step. "Moblit! Get back here, I promise he doesn't bite." She said lovingly.

Moblit gulps cartoonishly and with sweat forming on his face he stands slightly behind Hanji, putting on a brave face. I understand though, if I was in his position I'd likely be pissing myself.

Or maybe sweat was forming on his face because it was a hot day, although being naked does help with that. Do titans even have sweat glands? Eh whatever.

"Okay Jr, do you know anything about someone named Eren Yaeger?" Hanji said with a serious face.

I wink my left eye, might as well tell them the truth. Hanji didn't show any reaction.

"Okay thats enough questioning for today. All this confirmation is useless if you have no way to talk. Moblit give me the children's learning book."

Wait are you serious Hanji? Moblit puts away his notebook and from his back pocket? He brings out a small booklet with a cute design on it.

"Okay A is for… apple! B is for… barn!-" Nooooooooooo.

For the rest of the day we learn the alphabet together. Learning to annunciate until sundown. Then we start the process over in the morning. She squees in joy whenever I say a word. From what I can gather from the other soldiers the trial has been postponed until I can spill the information about Eren.

Hanji would sometimes get detractors saying 'Why are you teaching the titan to eead, we should kill it' or 'Oi four eyes its not a baby, Tch' or something or other. I haven't seen Erwin all that much. Although, when Hanji thinks I'm asleep I can hear her writing letters to him about my development in her tent.

A couple days pass by, and I feel great. I can talk better now, but it still hurts my throat a little. Hanji has informed me that I will be meeting with every commander to answer their questions and subsequently decide my fate. If I am to live I will have to be on my best behavior. But I have a sneaking suspicion that Nile Dawk will want me dead anyway.

A/n: Special thanks to guest 001 for your amazing review! Don't worry it won't be like that