Title: Toddler's Clowning Around

Disclaimer, Rugrats belongs to their original owners and no infringement is intended. Zoey belongs to Martian-Daisy, Zack belongs to Celrock, Savannah belongs to NoizyBunny and Jesse belongs to Jesse-Barrow-Stories.

Summary: The Rugrats gang puts on a circus in Tommy and Dil's backyard.

It was a splendid sunny day in Yucaipa, California as the Rugrats, Angelica, Susie and Zoey were all hanging out at the Pickles residence.

"What are we gonna do today you guys" asked Jesse.

"I'm certain that if we put our heads together, we can come up with something entertaining to do" replied Zack.

"Uh-huh, it should be something super fun" added Kimi.

Everyone thought for a moment before Angelica spoke up.

"If it's entertainment were looking for, maybe we could put on our own circus again" suggested Angelica.

"Yeah" replied the others in unison.

"Um guys, I don't wants to rain on anybody's parade buts I'm still ascared of clowns remember" asked Chuckie.

"Of course we all know that" replied Angelica.

"Did some of us miss something here" asked Dil.

Angelica then explained how Chuckie's fear of clowns forced her and Tommy to go home, as well as getting an inspiration from Drew on running her own circus with the others at Tommy's house.

"I see" replied Zack.

Kimi spoke next about the time she and her friends went to a circus and wanted to be clowns in order to play a game of clown around and when Chuckie initially believed that he was turning into a clown.

"Relax Chuckie" said Savannah.

"Yeah, I don't thinks anybody really turns into one, unless you're wearing a clown costume" added Dil.

"Yeah well, I'm still ascared of clowns" said Chuckie.

"Relax Chuckie" said Angelica. "Maybe you can be the ringmonster (ringmaster) instead this time" she suggested.

Chuckie's eyes widened.

"Y-you wants me to be in charge of our circus" asked Chuckie.

"Why not, if you were able to rally our friends and lead them on a mission to help you stop that Coco lady from almost becoming your new mommy, then perhaps you can run a circus" said Angelica.

"C'mon, Chuckie" said Tommy. "How about it" he asked.

"Uh-huh, show us all that you're better than you think you are" said Kimi.

"Yeah" replied the others in unison.

"Okay guys, I'll do it" said Chuckie with a determined look.

"Yay" cheered the others in unison.

"Ooooh, I want to be a Ventriloquist with a Pinocchio puppet" exclaimed Jesse.

"I wants to be an acrobat" said Kimi.

"We wants to be astrobats (acrobats) too" added Phil and Lil in unison.

"I wanna juggle balls while riding a one-wheel unicycle" said Zoey.

"I'll be a lion tamer and spike can be my lion again" added Tommy.

"I think I'll try the human candyball (cannonball) with a helmet on this time" replied Angelica.

"We wants to be the clowns" said Dil and Savannah in unison.

"I'll do a hula hooping act for the circus" replied Susie.

"And I wants to be a magician" said Zack.

"Okay guys, let's do it" said Tommy.

"Yeah" replied the others in unison.

Tommy got out his screwdriver from his pocket and unlatched the playpen lock. In no time, all the kids gathered what they needed for their circus from making a big tent to having a stuffed animal audience and began assembling their acts for the show.

"This will be the greatest acrobatic act we'll be putting on you guys" said Kimi.

"Oh yeah" replied Phil and Lil in unison.

"Hocus, Pocus" said Zack as he was rehearsing for his magic act.

"These are the funniest clothes were gonna be wearing for our act" said Dil.

"Yeah, I can't wait to get out there and show everybody how funny were gonna be" replied Savannah.

"Juggling these balls is gonna be a balancing act when I do it on the unicycle" said Zoey.

"I cannot tell a lie, this act is gonna be great" said Jesse as he practiced his ventriloquist act with a Pinocchio puppet.

"I'm gonna be twirling up a storm with this hoop act" said Susie as she practiced twirling three hoops simultaneously.

"Remember Spike, this is all gonna be an act with you pretending to be my lion okay" said Tommy.

Spike nodded and licked Tommy.

"This human candyball act will be a big bang" said Angelica.

"Okay, is everybody ready to give our audience a performance they came for" asked Chuckie.

"Ready" replied all the kids in unison.

At that moment, the backyard transformed into the big top.

"Ladies and gentlebread, welcome to the greatest show on earth" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

"And now, for our first act, a daring trapeze act will be performed by those Daredevil Babies Phil, Lil and Kimi" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd as Phil, Lil and Kimi flew through the air and landed gracefully.

The trio then got hoisted up to the platform on ropes and perform their flying trapeze acts as they did various tricks and flips as a team.

"And for the next part of the act, the Daredevil Babies will walk across the tightrope" announced Chuckie.

"Don't worry guys, we can do this" assured Kimi.

"Right" replied Phil and Lil in unison.

The trio took a deep breath as they stepped out onto the tightrope, holding out their arms to maintain their balance as they carefully toddled across step by step. The audience watched in silence and awe as the trio made it halfway across.

"Oooooh" went the crowd.

"We can do this" Kimi thought to herself as she looked ahead and focused on the goal.

"We can do this" Phil thought to himself as he looked ahead and focused on the goal.

"We can do this" Lil thought to herself as she looked ahead and focused on the goal.

The trio encouraged themselves with their thoughts as they continued on across the tightrope. Soon, the trio made it across the tightrope as they took a bow to their audience.

"Yay" cheered the audience.

"Let's hear it for the Daredevil Babies" said Chuckie.

Phil, Lil and Kimi grinned as they jumped from the platform into the safety net below.

"And now, for our next act, Dil and Savannah, and their silly clown antics" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

At that moment, a toy sized car appeared in the center ring and two toddler sized clowns emerged from the car joyously.

"Hey all you peoples, Me and my partner here gots diapies full of laughter for you" said Savannah.

"Yep, so gets ready" added Dil.

"Hey Dil" said Savannah. "What was the name of the fishy that tasted funny" she asked.

"I don't knows, what was the name of the fishy that tasted funny" said Dil.

Savannah then got a custard pie out and splatted Dil's face with it.

"A clown fishy" replied Savannah as she took out a bottle of water and squirted Dil's face.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha" laughed the crowd.

Hey Savannah" said Dil. "When do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car" he asked.

"I don't knows, when do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car" said Savannah.

Dil then got a custard pie out and splatted Savannah's face with it.

"When they feel a little funny" replied Dil as he took out a bottle of water and squirted Savannah's face.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha" laughed the crowd.

Then Dil and Savannah turned to the crowd for one last joke.

"Hey peoples" said Dil and Savannah in unison. "What kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine" they asked.

The crowd of people looked at one another and said.

"We don't know, what kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine" asked the crowd.

Dil and Savannah got out custard pies and splattered each other's face.

"A clown doctor" said Dil and Savannah in unison as they got out a bottle of water and squirted each other's face.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha" laughed the crowd.

"Well peoples, let's hear it for Dil and Savannah and their silly clown antics" said Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd as Dil and Savannah took a bow to the audience and headed back into their toy sized car and drove away.

"And next up, Zoey Anderson and her juggling act while riding a one wheeled unicycle" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

At that moment, Zoey appeared on her unicycle juggling balls.

"This is the role I was born to do" said Zoey as she performed her act.

"Oooooh" went the crowd as Zoey circled round and round the big top.

After a bit, Zoey came to a safe stop as she wrapped up her juggling act.

"Let's hear it for Zoey and her juggling act on her unicycle" said Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd as Zoey took a bow to the audience and rode off on her unicycle.

"And now, Tommy Pickles and his lion tamer's act" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

At that moment, Tommy and Spike appear and begin their act.

"Back Spike, back" said Tommy as he cracked his whip and held his chair from a short distance.

Spike backed up as Tommy slowly approached him.

"Back Spike, back" said Tommy as he continued to crack his whip.

Spike continued to back up.

"Sit Spike, sit" said Tommy as he stopped cracking his whip.

Then, Tommy approached the lion and opened it's mouth and looked inside.

"Ooooooh" went the crowd.

Tommy then moved his head away from the lion's mouth and closed it gently.

"Yay" cheered the audience.

"Let's hear it for Tommy Pickles and his lion tamer's act" said Chuckie.

"Awww, it was nothing" replied Tommy as He and Spike took a bow to the audience.

"Next up, Jesse Barrow and his Ventriloquist act" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the audience.

At that moment, Jesse appeared with his Pinocchio puppet.

"Hey Pinocchio, what did you have for breakfast this morning" asked Jesse.

"Oakmeal" he replied.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha" laughed the crowd.

"When did you find out you were made of wood" asked Jesse.

"When my right hand caught fire" he replied.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha" laughed the crowd.

"And did all of you people know that Pinocchio has a brother" asked Jesse.

"Yes, it's true, his name is Pistachio, and every time he tells a fib, his nose grows as long as a flagpole" he said.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha" laughed the crowd.

"Let's hear it for Jesse and his Ventriloquist act" said Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd as Jesse took a bow to the audience.

"Thank you all, you've been a wonderful audience" said Jesse.

"Next up, Zack Wehrenberg and his magic hat of tricks" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

At that moment, Zack appeared from behind the cover of smoke as he made his grand entrance.

"Oooooh" went the crowd.

"For my first trick, I will make a flock of little bunny rabbits appear" said Zack.

Zack recited the magic words and phrases and right before everyone's eyes a flock of bunny rabbits appeared from his top hat and gently hopped into the audience's arms.

"Awwww" went the audience as they petted the bunny rabbits.

Soon, Zack motioned for the bunny rabbits to all return inside his top hat.

"Now, do you all see this bird cage with a cover on it" asked Zack.

The audience nodded yes.

"Soon, it will be filled with a flock of white doves that will soar through the air before your eyes" said Zack.

Zack recited the magic words and phrases and right before everyone's eyes, Zack removed the cover and a flock of white doves were released from the cage as they flew in various patterns above the audience.

"Oooooh" went the audience.

Soon, Zack motioned for the white doves to return to the bird cage, put the cover back on and made the white doves vanish as he pulled the cover off again.

"Oooooh" went the audience.

"And for my final trick, I will make a bouquet of roses appear" said Zack.

Zack recited the magic words and phrases and right before everyone's eyes, a huge bouquet of roses appeared.

"Oooooh" went the audience.

Zack tossed the bouquet of roses towards Kimi (who was watching from the audience along with her friends) and she caught it.

"Wow, that was real sweet of that magician to give me these" said Kimi as she blushed.

"Let's hear it for Zack and his magic hat of tricks" said Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd as Zack took a bow to the audience.

"Thank you all, you've been a great audience" said Zack as he vanished from behind a cloud of smoke as he made his exit.

"And now, Susie Carmichael and her amazing hula hooping act" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

At that moment, Susie appeared as she was twirling three hula hoops simultaneously (one on her waist and one hoop on each wrist of her arms).

"Round and round she goes, where she stops, no one knows" said Susie as she performed her act.

Confetti and streamers fell from above as the crowd cheered Susie on. Soon, Susie completed her act with flying colors.

"Let's hear it for Susie and her amazing hula hoop act" said Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd as Susie took a bow to the audience.

"Thank you, thank you" said Susie.

"And now, for our grand finale, Angelica Pickles the human flying candyball (cannonball)" announced Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

At that moment, Angelica the human cannon ball appeared.

"I'm ready this time" said Angelica as she got her helmet and goggles on.

Angelica positioned herself on one end of the seesaw, then Chuckie blew his whistle and right on que Phil, Lil and Kimi got on the other end of the seesaw and launched Angelica high into the air.

"Weeeeeee" exclaimed Angelica as she was high up in the air.

Then she fell back down, right into the safety net in a daze.

"I'm a human candyball (cannonball)" said Angelica in a daze.

"Let's hear it for Angelica the human candyball (cannonball)" said Chuckie.

"Yay" cheered the crowd.

The other circus performers (Rugrats, Susie and Zoey) came out and took a bow altogether to the audience. At that moment, the scene changed back to Tommy and Dil's backyard.

"Man, that was awesome" exclaimed Jesse.

"Yeah, it was totally cool" said Dil.

"Our circus could blow a real circus right out of the water" added Savannah.

"Oh yeah" replied Phil and Lil in unison.

"Yeah, we had a lot more acts this time" said Tommy.

"That, is what I call entertainment" replied Zoey.

"Yeah" replied Angelica and Susie in unison.

"You did a pretty good job being the ringmaster and making this circus a good one to remember Chuckie" said Zack.

"Uh-huh, I'm proud of my onliest big brother for doing this" added Kimi.

"Thanks guys" replied Chuckie.

All the kids shared a group hug just as Didi came out to the backyard.

"Kids snack time, there's plenty of chocolate chip cookies for everyone" said Didi.

"Last one in is a crumbled cookie" said Angelica and Zoey in unison as they ran for the house.

Susie and the Rugrats ran for the house as well for snack time.

The end