"I can't believe that asshole Vector fired me!" Charmy growled in frustration as he laid down on the couch at my house.
"How did that happen?" I asked him.
"I was late, as well as several other things, and I want to fuck up Vector's face some more!" Charmy growled once more.
"Chill out, Charmy. Hey, I heard the local McDonald's is now hiring." I suggested to Charmy as a new job.
"I hope you're right." Charmy replied before he went to apply at the local McDonald's. He got the job and could start immediately. Charmy was now working the cash register.
"Welcome to McDonald's. Now what the hell do you want?" Charmy asked the first customer he was serving.
Owen from Total Drama Island laughed a bit. "Alright, I want 3 large fries, 2 Big Macs, 10 Chicken McNuggets, a McWrap, 3 Double Cheeseburgers, 10 ketchup packets, a medium coke and a small coffee." He told Charmy happily.
"What?" Charmy asked him.
"Oh, didn't you hear me? No worries, I'll repeat myself then: 3 large fries, 2 Big Macs, 10 Chicken McNuggets, a McWrap, 3 Double Cheeseburgers..." Owen began to place his order again before Charmy interrupted him.
"You need to order less stuff, fatty." Charmy told Owen.
"Fatty? That's not a very nice thing to say..." Owen frowned. "Guess I'll have to try out that KFC restaurant in the big city then. Thanks anyway." He told Charmy before he proceeded to leave the restaurant.
"Hey, wait! Come back here! I'll get your- GOD DAMN IT!" Charmy shouted angrily as Owen had already left the restaurant. "That would've cost him a lot..." Charmy sighed before he proceeded to talk to his next customer.
"Welcome to McDonald's. Tell me what you want now, damn it." Charmy told the next customer.
"Say, I'm-a hungry. Have you got any food?" The floating disembodied Mario Head from Mario Teaches Typing 2 asked Charmy.
"No shit, we're McDonald's! Of course we've got food!" Charmy bluntly replied.
"Oh, boy! This-a makes me so happy! I'm-a light heady! Weeee!" Mario Head replied back.
"Oh, God. It's one of those potheads..." Charmy muttered under his breath.
"I'm-a going to fly for you!" Mario Head told Charmy before it began to fly around the restaurant as Charmy watched.
"Will you stop running around and order your fucking food already?! You're one crazy bastard, you know that?!" Charmy asked Mario Head before firing his stinger at it, after which his stinger immediately grew back and Mario Head came to a stop.
"Aaaah, I hit my nose..." Mario Head said as it floated back to the counter.
"No, really?" Charmy sarcastically asked.
"Oh, boy! Look at that keyboard!" Mario Head told Charmy as he looked at the cash register.
"It's a cash register, you cocaïne snorting dumbass." Charmy replied. "Now, I'm going to have to ask you to get the fuck out." He added.
"Can I sing a song for you?" Mario Head then asked Charmy.
"Get out!" Charmy shouted before Mario Head laughed and left the restaurant. "What a fucking wacko..." Charmy sighed before talking to the next customer. "What do you want?" He asked the next customer.
"Nyeh, heh, heh! I was wanting to know if you started selling spaghetti here?" Papyrus from Undertale asked Charmy.
"We don't serve spaghetti. Go to an Italian restaurant if you want that shit." Charmy replied.
"I'm suing this place." Papyrus replied as he left.
"Whatever." Charmy replied before talking to the next customer. "Welcome to-" Charmy began before the customer interrupted him.
"Shut up! Now tell me the meaning of this crap!" Wario angrily Charmy.
"What the hell are you bitching about?" Charmy asked Wario, being confused.
"I'll tell you why, you scrawny little shit! I was trying to enjoy my damn cheeseburger, and it turns out there's a fucking piece of bone in it!" Wario told Charmy.
"I'm not even responsible for-" Charmy tried to explain before Wario interrupted him again.
"A piece of bone! That's fucking nasty!" Wario angrily told Charmy.
"Blame the fucking cook! Not me!" Charmy angrily replied before shooting another stinger in Wario's face as a new one grew in its place afterwards and Wario exclaimed in pain and his face began to swell up.
"What is your fucking problem?" Wario asked after his face had swelled up like a balloon.
"You called me a scrawny little shit!" Charmy angrily shouted.
"You just figured that out now?" Wario asked in disbelief.
"You're fucking dead, you fat fuck!" Charmy let out a war cry.
"Alright, bring it on, you thinner than a cigarette bug!" Wario told Charmy before the bee lassoed a cash register at him, knocking him to the ground as he exclaimed in pain. "You bastard! You knocked one of my teeth out!" Wario shouted angrily.
"Charmy, I've been receiving a lot of complaints from various customers about your attitude. You really need to improve on that." Charmy's manager told him.
"Sure thing, Mr. Boss." Charmy nervously laughed.
"And also...Hey, you. What the hell happened?" He asked Wario after noticing him lying on the ground with his swollen face.
"Thank goodness you're here! Your wacky ass cashier attacked me and caused me to have an allergy attack and also knocked out one of my teeth!" Wario told the manager.
"Charmy, is this true?" The manager asked Charmy.
"Well, this tubby fat fuck just insulted me!" Charmy told him.
"That's it, you're fired. Get the fuck out." The manager told Charmy, who gasped in shock.
