ROSH PENIN
"I think that you will find now that you are running out of original Disney properties to use then what better way for you to finally bring in Star Wars characters than me especially since the fans love it when you bring in original Expanded Universe characters. Disney really is trying to fix the reputation of the franchise." Rosh bragged as the bored looking Square interviewer then asked who he was. "Rosh Penin... I trained under Luke Skywalker himself... I was from the Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy game!" Rosh said as there was realisation from the interviewer.
"I remember who you are..." the interviewer said as Rosh then smirked. "You're that cheating backstabbing jackass who is the sole reason why I could never get the Light Side ending because I was unable to stop myself from killing you! NEXT!" snapped the interviewer as Rosh was gobsmacked.
GOLIATH
"A dedicated fanbase, one of the best shows Disney ever had, drama, action, a dark atmosphere, character arcs, well written references to Shakespeare... I believe that with an addition to the next Kingdom Hearts game then the Gargoyles can live again!" Goliath told the interviewer.
"Sorry but we have a note from Disney saying that we can't touch you at the moment since for some reason they still want your franchise dorment..." the interviewer said as Goliath then demanded to know why they bothered letting him get an interview in the first place.
BOBA FETT
"I recently had my own show and I am the badass bounty hunter who even Darth Vader knew to tip toe around. Those Keyblades will have a hard time against my armor and experience." Boba said smirking as the interviewer said.
"Aren't you the one who fell into that alien pit?" he asked as Boba cringed at not living it down. "Plus aren't you the guy who got his own show highjacked and turned into Season 2.5 of the Mandalorian?" the interviewer asked as Boba then got up from his seat.
"I am leaving before this just turns into that counselling sketch from the Warp Zone!" Boba fumed.
THANOS
"You botched the landing of the finale of your first big franchise wide story arc, dissapointing pay off to your Big Bad, you couldn't live with your own failure so you seeked to bring in someone who lived up to the hype and had a satisfying climax, someone who not only doesn't fears Death but is in love with her... Where did you bring you? To me!" Thanos bragged with his completed Iinfinity Gauntlet wearing fist up.
"I can already see the huge boss battle potential... Gummi Ship V Thanos Copter!" said the interviewer excited as Thanos glared at him.
"This will bring a smile to my face." Thanos said snapping his Gauntlet clad fingers causing the interviewer to turn to dust.
JAXXON
"You are sure that you're a Star Wars character and not a long forgotten character that knew Rocket Racoon or a redesign of Bucky O'Hare?" asked the new replacement interviewer as Jaxxon had his face in his hands.
OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT
"Sorry Oswald; we know that you're Mickey's big brother but we don't know how to bring you in and explain you without shoehorning into King Mickey's backstory..." said the interviewer apologetically as Oswald was dumbstruck.
"Don't know how to... Fit into the backstory... PAL, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT GAME SERIES YOU ARE INTERVIEWING CHARACTERS FOR? NOMURA CAN'T MAKE A NEW GAME WITHOUT RETCONNING EVERYTHING!" Oswald shouted.
ZIDANE TRIBAL
"You're a thief whose love interest is a princess wanting to escape being trapped in her palace... We already did Aladdin..." said the interviewer as Zidane sighed.
DARTH VADER
Fortunate for Vader his mask stopped him from smelling the horrible smell caused by what the interviewer did in his brown colored pants in fear of his sight. Flashbacks of Rogue One and Jedi Fallen Order, the potential of a boss fight that makes Yozora look like a basic Heartless by comparison...
"We will see what we can do Mr Vader sir..." the interviewer said with a false smile trying to not look afraid.
