Emiya.
That was the apparent true name of chaldea's best cook
The Wrought Iron Hero
The Heroic Tragedy
The Archer in Red
"Damn that Archer..!"
Ritsuka Fujimaru. The last master of humanity the master of every Servant in Chaldea who has encountered and defeated many of sigularites just know was defeated
By what exactly? Simple
"We've been together since the beginning and still win't tell me anything!"
A certain Archer had been ignoring his master's questions about himself such as his full name or how he knows certain Servants almost personally despite never talking to them
To Ritsuka and every other Servant it was normal for him to never talk about his past of course this made a few people curious
But not to the extent of Ritsuka Fujimaru
"I know it doesn't matter but..."
At his core he was only worried about his Mo-Archer he considered him a great friend who gave even better advice as if he was once like him he always had this air of dread around him and he definienty had no pride in himself despite being impressive in many ways
"I'd wish he'd just talk about himself with more respect..."
It was no secret that Ritsuka looked up to Emiya to him he had a lot of the things a master should have
Brains
Experience
And Adaptability
And what made him one of the most impressive Servants in his eyes was that he was once a normal person despite everything
He had nothing of his own
No blessings
No Talent to fight
Not even a reason to exist
And yet Emiya himself did not think anything much of it And that REALLY Pissed Ritsuka off
And so to vent his feelings he went off to try and summon a Servant
Why? I honestly wouldn't know because everyone knows...
"AHHHHH C'MON SUMMONING SYSTEM YOU'RE SCAMMING ME HERE" Gacha is bullshit
"Whyyyyy..."
Ritsuka lamented to himself because he was cursed with what people would call 'A gambling addiction'
He'd call it Gacha syndrome but neither was really wrong so whatever
But now at this point he'd been going for a Servant for the last 30 minutes and was going broke at this point
"PLEASE GACHA GODS I'M GOING BROKE RIGHT NOW"
Hah See?
"Oh Mighty Gacha Gods please give me a Servant Good or Bad just please give me one..." Oh this doesn't look too good
Hmm how about we answer his payers he has done alot for humanity after all
But who should he get... Eh who cares
Suddendly the air got heavier like something had replaced the air with...Steel?
It didn't matter too much but Ritsuka's body had started to weaken to the point where he was on one knee trying to stand
But he wasn't thinking about that
"THANK YOU GACHA GODS"
Truly he has made contact with a god among gods
But he started to get visions of a auburn haired boy
In one of those visions he had created a familiar golden sword out of thin air
In another he looked injured as he created a pair white & black twin blades
In another his left arm looked like it wasn't his since it didn't match his skin tone and yet he created a Giant club that was too big for someone like him
And finally the summoning had finished
The boy in the visions had made his appearance
He had black combat boots and pants and his chestpiece was reminiscent of a certain counter guardian his left arm was wrapped in a shroud but the shoulder part was more reminiscent of Archer Emiya's he also had a small arm band on his right forearm it looked like Emiya's during the first singularity
But the this point he started to speak "Servant Archer and i ask of you..."
Ritsuka was still in shock at the visions that came before him and was looking at his new Servant in awe
"Are you my Master?'
It was a simple question but it remained unanswered for a good second it wasn't anything weird but Ritsuka did has an odd feeling...
The feeling that this encounter would certainly change the future of chaldea and the whole world as we knew
And then finally someone spoke "Ah! I'm sorry if i scared you'
The red haired boy spoke he had noticed that Ritsuka was in shock and decided to try and relieve his anxieties by speaking
"Oh no! Don't worry about it!'
Ritsuka Fujimaru was still in shock but japanese culture had always promoted politeness so it was his natural instinct kicking in
But now was the obligatory part were he explains the situation in every servant in chaldea fanfiction
Anyway "KINGU KRIMSOM-"
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"I-I see"
The red haired servant was still very confused but understood a decent amount of the information he received but...
"Multiple versions of the same Servant?"
This probably had something to due with timelines but the idea of many of the same Servant just talking to eachover was an odd thought
Imaging multiple versions of HIS Servant almost scared him...and mostly his kitchen
"Wait...what if she's.."
The idea of a king who could never be reached came to his mind a part of him desired nothing but to see her again to reunite with her was the ideal of Emiya
But that was only a part of Emiya
Another part was simply content with being here summoned as a Hero to help the earth without the use of constant murder
And the last part wanted to see his cute kouhai once more that was his only desire and thus the only dessire of Emiya.
How did Emiya have 3 different parts of himself he would never know But he did decide to follow one of these parts
And so he left to go find 'his' Saber, the very same Saber the saved him "So what's your name Arche-"
His brand new Archer had already left to find someone special "AH ARCHER WAIT-"
The last master of humanity yelled out to no avail
"Damn it! He left already?"
To be perfectly honest he didn't much care as long as he knew his name it had been a very long and painful day for our resident Master
"Well i'll just have a look at his Parameters.." --
Master : Ritsuka Fujimaru
True Name : Emiya Lily
Strength : D-
Endurance : B
Agility : C-
Magic : C
Luck : E-
Noble Phantasm : ???
Class Abilities
Magic Resistance : E
Independent Action : B-
Personal Skills
Magecraft : C-
Eye of The Mind : B-
Swords of Bonds : B
Skill Transfer : A
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"Huh he has very good personal skills but he's pretty average in everything else-" Fujimaru-San had noticed something interesting about his new Servant
His name in particular
"E-Emiya Lily?"
Yes Rituka, Emiya Lily but after learning his name he could only think of one thing
"I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GACHA GODS"
Truly a modern day Joan Of Arc
But nevertheless the summoning of the Red Archer's Lily form was certainly something to be happy about
"If Emiya won't tell me then Emiya Lily will!"
But then again we all know this encounter won't end well for either Emiya
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He had listened to the part of himself who wanted to she 'Her' again and thus was almost completely reliant on instinct
Problem was the instinct of Emiya Lily was too make swords Not find them
He was simply searching around the area somehow he hadn't ran into any Servant yet despite their being...
'Ah i forgot'
This moment of realisation made him bump into a certain altered someone's breasts... (oh shut up you knew it was coming)
"..."
"..."
"Is this the part where i get beat up and called a pervert?"
"No this is the part where i kidnap you and use you as a punching bag"
"...I'll cook you something-"
"Deal"
The more mature altered saber lookalike had grabbed his arm tightly and was currently dragging him to the kitchen
"That's too tight!! MY ARM-"
"Oh quite your whining You're lucky i'm hungry and plus if you don't make good food.." A gleam appeared in the altered lancers eye as a scared one appeared in Lily's "You're DEAD"
If he wasn't scared before he was now
On the bright side at least he's getting dragged to the kitchen his own happy place "wait.."
'Y'know with cooking this great you'd be a great butler Shirou'
'Oh ha ha Tohsaka'
'Jokes aside you're cooking is great, do you take classes of some sort?'
'Oh it's just a hobby really'
'It's like how Archer cooks'
'Huh?! Archer cooks??"
'Yeah i was surprised as well it's like he goes into his happy place whenever he does"
"...consindering how this is a counterpart of Saber..."
The realisation hit Lily harder then Tohsaka hit him after doing absolutely nothing wrong
"Ah..."
"Curse my E rank luck..."
The young archer grumbled to himself hoping that Sab-this servant wouldn't hear him
"Hmm what was that?"
"Nothing at all!"
This would not be a fun stay for Emiya Shirou
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Meanwhile
"Hmm? Is something wrong Archer?"
The King of Knights asked the Archer in Red
"I don't know why but i'm getting that feeling when you remember something stupid you did as a kid and just...just cringe.."
The King of Knights just sat there confused as she ate some more rice Chaldea had just gotten a bit more crazier
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And that's chapter 1
don't expect this to have a consistent uploading time
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Lots of memes
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