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Maxtime

Hella cool idea man i might use it

BlankSlate00 Thanks bro

Aldorojas2001 I forgot

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The unlikely pair of Busty Alter and Red Haired Victim made their way to the kitchen

And at last they made it earning a few stares from different people instead of help the boy had only earned the pity of each Servant

Despite never asking for help he couldn't help but feel betrayed

'Why me...'

"Onii-san?"

It's been a while since Emiya Sh-Lily had heard that voice from all 3 versions of him in his head only once was able to recall Illya beyond the grail wars

"Illya..?"

It was only a question a confirmation of who she was but to the girl in question it had felt like he didn't think she was real

But either way she's gotta go and at least hug her big brother "ONII-CHAN-"

unfortunately this touching reunion was cut short by the reality that was big titty goth lioness swatting away the bug that was in between her and a good meal

"Out of my way you little bug..." "Little bug?!?!"

"Hey hey how about he call dow-" "SHUT UP BOY/ONII-CHAN"

As a certain weird right hand would say...

"Such misfortune..."

Sadly an argument is not so easily exhausted

"Why do you even need him for?! Doesn't Archer usually cook for you!?"

"And my day gets worse..."

As Lily laments his day an Archer in Red couldn't help but feel like getting out of the kitchen...

"..."

"Wait...are you still on about what happened yesterday?!?"

"Eh? What happened yesterday?"

The boy couldn't help but think out loud apparently this wasn't the best option available for Lily\

"S-Shush You two!! You wouldn't understand!"

"Hey Onii-Chan guess what? Lancer over here decided to try-"

"SHUT UP YOU LOWLY ALBINO BUG"

To most people it was just another day in chaldea to ole Lily? Is much worse than the hell Archer warned him about

Speaking of Archer... "Well...Well...Well..."

The groups attention turned to the unluckiest archer to be...actually he'd be the second unluckiest archer considering how Lily is fairing off at the moment

Nevertheless

"I thought you said you could go a day without my cooking?"

The tanned archer cookily smirked at the Lancer in question

"Of course i can...it's just simple meals..so.."

She dropped Lily on the floor as she got up close to the Archer in red

"Know your place...weakling.."

It was certainly a nice line and everyone was very impressed... except everyone knew she was lying based purely on nature

"Damn! He's right...I do want some of his food..."

Oh our oh so poor Lion King

Our Archer then turned his sites to Lily

The moment they made eye contact

Yeah...that's when everything fell apart i suppose...

In a split second a firing hammer went off in the minds of each Archer each giving form to two married blades

Kanshou & Bakuya

The married blades of Ying and Yang

The instinct of Emiya Sh-...is too make swords and from the very moment they acknowledged each other's existence the instinct instantly made a weapon

Suited to end the existence of Heroic Spirit Emiya

This instinct was completely reactionary there was no malice between the two Lily had already accepted that Emiya was simply a warning to not go off into the deep end while Lily's existence as a true heroic spirit meant that he wouldn't become like him

So why?

Simple

Element : Sword

Origin : Sword

And

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They had finally met blades but it was obvious that Emiya Lily was weaker And yet...

"No... / No...""

"NOT TO YOU! / NOT TO YOU!"

Neither gave an inch of remorse

This was the first thought of both Emiya's it was obvious that neither of them wanted to lose but the weapons simply couldn't handle anymore stress

They exploded in each of their hands and as they were about to create a new pair for the ones they had lost

They realised what exactly kind of scene they had caused

Now there had been many fights in chaldea but most of the time people would just brush them off as a 'Friendly Rivalry'

And the difference was that these two had tried to kill each other purely off of instinct And Lily realised this first

"Ah..crap.."

"...How about we pretend this never happened?"

"Agreed"

An audible agreement was made so hopefully that wouldn't happen again

"Since you're new i guess i'll get you a drink"

"We both know damn well you'd poision it..."

But they would only ever barely tolorate each other

Not to mention they were still getting weird stares from everyone in the dining hall...well it could be worse...

"Forgetting something..?"

Oh fuck it did get worse

The altered king of lion's and the prisma albino were still part of this...

"If Taiga were here...actually i don't wanna think about it.."

"Y'know..."

The Lion KIng spoke once more in such a menacing manner that even JoJo themself shed a tear...

"If it were up too me..."

Lily himself felt the air get heavier and Archer had already peaced out back to the kitchen...he always did have a good sense of dange-

"Your head would be on a pike...with me holding it"

"...i miss my old saber-"

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"Too close for comfort that one.."

The Archer in red exhaled, he had avoided death again...for now at least

But the problem still remained at large for him

"How is he...even here!!"

To all degrees it shouldn't be possible to become a heroic spirit one must become infamous in their life

"Calm down Emiya figure out how this happened.."

It should've been impossible...so how?

"Wait.."

The feeling when the two Servants clashed...it was more than one spirit...or a piece of it at least

Yes it was true that to become a heroic spirit you must complete enough tasks to be recognized as such...

But there was one outlier Lily Servants

Lily or Larva Servants were younger incarnations of heroic spirits, but to being a younger heroic spirit doesn't classify you as one..

Archer Heracles is living proof of that

So what does? Simple...

It's your most infamous moment before your legends In Saber Lily's case? Pulling Caliburn

Medea Lily? Being part of the Argonauts

And in the boy? The Holy Grail War

Think of it as the starting point for legends

It didn't matter that he didn't have the feats to get in to the throne of hero's It was that Emiya's own existence allowed for his

"That doesn't explain the multiple souls...Unless..."

See the problem was that due to Archer's paradox there were far to many outcomes each of them so close that they were practically the same or so incrediablity different that the boy could be one of the 27 apostle ancestors

Luckily there was 3 main timelines Stay Night

Unlimited Blade Works

Heavens Feel

Now the fact of the matter is that only one of these timelines should've been picked but the problem was...

Each Emiya were equally like Archer but would almost never become him Stay Night had his ideals down to a keg

Unlimited Blade Works had his skills

Heavens Feel had his literal arm

So to compestate for this the grail merged at 3 of them together "Hah..."

A dry laugh escaped the tired guardian

"Well done boy.."

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"Are you done yet?"

"For the 52th time...NO!"

Lily had been only cooking for 7 minutes before she had started to ask

It had now been 27 minutes

Here's the math, Lancer Mommy nagging = About to shove a sword in his stomach Lily Another 13 minutes had passed

"Onii-Chan are you finishe-"

"FOR THE LAST TI-Oh actually yes.."

He had cooked up some nice Yakisoba for The Altered Lion King and her sister "Hmph...Not impressed boy"

"You're not fooling anyone with your oceans of drool Saber"

...The boy called her Saber despite her being Lancer...and yet she enjoyed it...

She would never tell anyone that though

She ate the rest of meal with a smile on her face

"How was that Saber?"

"It was excellent Shirou.."

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"What did you just call me?"

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Chapter 2 everyone!

Sorry if there was a bit too much exposition i just wanted to get it out the way

Anyway thank you for reading! Please keep writing reviews and comments i read every one y'know~

See you in chapter 3

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