-- aldorojas2001
Thanks for commenting! I hope you keep enjoying AssassineCon
I've always loved the Avalon Ship! It's adorable and a lot of fics that have it is the main reason i made this story!
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Author POV
"Damn...School has been kicking my ass..!"
The Author said to no one thinking about how lonely he wa-
"Shush..! Even worse...i don't have any ideas for the new chapter of Oh Lily..! it's been weeks..!!11"
'Welp! Only one option...'
STALL!!!
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"Hey Shirou..?"
"Hmm..? Yes Silly??"
The pair of lily servant's were walking around in chaldea, Silly (Saber Lily) was showing Lily around as an excuse to spend time with h-
"Is there anything else you'd like to see...?"
"Not really...Oh! But i finally got assigned a room..!"
"Ah...So Shirou will no longer have to sleep with my older alter..."
A thankful aura appeared around Silly, But Lily knew better
A Lion is still dangerous, even if it's just a cub
"Yeah..! and if you don't mind..."
"..?"
"Would you help me..decorate maybe..?"
Awww...what a cute way to ask for help...i mean Silly's face obtained a light red tint
"If...you'd let me..."
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"...i-is she gone...???"
"Yes Onni-Chan..."
We switched our views to an unlikely pair of siblings, a tiny albino and a tall tanned man
These two were known as Heroic Spirit/Counter Guardian EMIYA and The Nordic Goddess Sitonai who currently ihabitied the body of Emiya's little sister Illya
Quite the odd circumstance, anyway back to our regularly scheduled ass beating Oddly enough the taller man seemed to be terrified for his life
"EMIYA SHIROU...!!!!!!"
"Well Okay maybe not...?"
Maybe that's because The King of Knights was tearing up the kitchen to find him Why...?
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It was a simple meeting
Between the same person...Chaldea is a weird place... It was a simple meeting between Lions
"So...How has it been with Emiya-Lily...?"
"I-I've had lots of fun..!"
'So it would seem..'
The King of Knights saw right though her younger self,
She fell in love...it was nostalgic seeing herself but younger...even more so her falling in love with her Sheathe...again
But alas! Shirou doesn't date minors
Be like Shirou
'I understand this may be cute but...did i seriously look like that to MY Shirou..?'
She blushed, her younger self looked so embarrassed like a schoolgirl
Her own dignified self was under attack by the cuteness that was Arturia Lily
"H-He told me lots about his own exprience's!!"
"Hmm? Like what..?"
"Well...you know the body that Ishtar has...?"
'...? Is she talking about Rin...?'
Now that was a blast from the past...
She was an exceptional comrade, even if bleak moments! Like the time they had a thre- She blushed at the memory...
'It was only mana transfer...'
"Arturia...?"
"O-Oh! Yes..?"
"As i was saying.."
Silly gave a small pout towards her older self
"Did you know Emiya Lily used to have a crush on Ishtar's vessel..?"
"...Huh...?"
"I know right...!!! It shocked me when i first heard about it..such a coincidence..!" An old convestatiom came to Arturia's mind
'...? My opinion on Toh-Ishtar..'
'Shirou, you have a bad habit of blurting out old names...'
'I know like...half the people here...forgive me if i have instincts to name calling...'
'I'd like it if you answered my question..'
'She was...interesting...very passionate, very strong willed, very smart..'
'You seem to know her better than anyone...'
'You wouldn't know...but I was her servant after my existence as a servant came to be..' 'A paradox...'
'Yeah...it's been rough each time...'
'Poor Archer...they did not have a fun time so i heard...'
'You're telling me..'
In the mind of Arturia mental gymnastics were made...
Shirou had a crush on Rin.
Shirou spent time as Rin's servant.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
"Arturia...?"
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
"Arturia you're breaking the table..."
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
Shirou still has a crush on Rin.
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We don't know what happened in between but our camera man was beaten to near death...like a stress toy...
Are you okay Neco-Arc..?????
"I want my Sexy boy nyah..."
They killed Neco-Arc!! Those bastards...!!!
"Emiya...!!!!"
Regretably the threat of Lion on ramage was still very real But like my social life Emiya's protection against it wasn't
Because of this Emiya was grabbed Here's a fate lesson
AD
Strength matters
'Oh man, I'm dying again...'
"S-Shirou..."
"U-Uh yeah..?"
"Do you still like Rin...?"
"...Really..?"
It such a silly reason...pun intended..
And now the kitchen (That he had to clean) was trashed
'The things we do for love...'
"No Arturia. I haven't had a crush on her since my highschool days...if anything my time as a servant worsened any chanc-"
"*sniffle*"
'Oh no..'
The Archer in red looked behind him hoping to god his thoughts were wrong
And they were..!
"ACHOO!!!"
Sitonai had simply sneezed while trying to escape the wrath of the King of Knights
"Thank you Kami...!"
Archer had gotten down on his knees and put his hands together as if he was praying
"...So why are you praying...Emiya-Kun..?"
"...I hate you Kami..."
Today was not Emiya's day
To be fair it was never 'his' day
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"So Silly...Any ideas..?"
The pair of lily servants had made it too the sword-lovers new room where he could Do 'manly' things
If you catch my drift...
Like making swords you prevert's...
"Hmm...Your house when you were alive was more traditional japanese...yes..?" "Uh...Yeah..."
"...Emiya-Senpai has a pretty nice room..!"
The thought of that 'guy' decorating his room came to his mind
"...They forced him didn't they..?"
"...Yes..."
Poor Emiya...
Who is he kidding he wishes that 'guy' would just lay down and die half the time
Oh well not that it matters to hi-
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Fukou Da...
He had his room for approximately...16? 17? No no...23! 23 seconds...
And now he was underneath the rubble that was once his room E-Rank luck...sucks...
To make it worse he was hallucinating that tanned bastard..!
"A simple explosion took you down..? Expected..."
The boy immediatedly got up, he still didn't know whether this 'guy' was real But he ain't getting dissed by him nevertheless
"Shut it you bastard...!"
"Oh please...you're only a heroic spirit because of me..."
See it was ironic because he himself was heavily injured by the explosion "DON'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A ZOMBIE...!!"
"We can agrue later...!"
"What do you me-"
Suddenly the two both took off running away as a looming shadow begun to take shape "Shit..where can we run..!?"
"...It's unlikely we can evade them like this for long..."
"Then we have to go somewhere they don't expect..!"
Now what was one place Emiya Shirou loathed..? Simple.
A certain mad dogs room...
"Are we really gonna stoop so low...?"
"We don't have an option..!"
Archer begrudgingly agreed with his younger self..
As they made they're way to his room they could hear anger in the steps they took Luckily they had made it into the room safe and sound as Cu Culainn was not present
"How long can we stay...?"
"The Mad Dog trains with his teacher for most of midday...we'll be fine until aroun-"
They were not in the clear
Not even close
They had both looked behind themselves to see a Scathach staring them down
"Well...Well...i was planning on forcing Cu for some training but you'll do just fine..."
They Killed Emiya's!!!
"Mew Bastard..!!"
The Nero-Arc had came back!
And also the two died that day
More than once
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Okay i know y'all are sad this ain't a real update...yeah my b it's a side story
It's still canon tho so don't worry it helps to break up tension
And since they're hella easy to write maybe I'll be able to post more often
But i do hope I'll be able to update to chapter 6 sooon!!
Please do comment! And review and such! I love reading your comments!!
Hopefully this time we'll see you in
Chapter 6 - Body of Blades
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