MXC: Fox Kids Edition
Rated T for Mild Violence
Summary: What happens when your favorite cartoon characters from one of the best Saturday Morning Cartoon blocks of all time compete in the world's most toughest competition in town? A whole lot of pain, that's what!
Disclaimer: If you must know, me and The Amazing Ghost Musician do not, and I repeat, DO NOT own anything related to MXC. MXC, also known as Most Extreme Elimination Challenge in USA and Takeshi's Castle in Japan, is owned by the Tokyo Broadcasting Station. Anyway, this will be another MXC fic co-written by me and The Amazing Ghost Musician as if you didn't know. Yes, this will take place in an alternate universe in which what happens if MXC were owned by Disney and Fox. Speaking of which, this episode of MXC will involve contestants who have appeared in the best Saturday Morning Cartoon block of all time, FOX KIDS! So grab yourself some Doritos, Taco Bell and let the pain commence!
Chapter 1: Prologue
What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the world's toughest competition in town, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Tonight, it's an epic blast from the past as your favorite cartoon characters from the legendary FOX KIDS lineup battle it out in an epic battle of the sexes! Which gender will come out on top in this epic animated battle. We'll find out right now on this special edition of MXC! And now, here are your two epic fox-catchers, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!
As the usual opening intro came to an end however, the camera switched over to the studio where the two main hosts of the show, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano were sitting right on their stone-like seats while a group of interns all gathered alongside them, sitting as usual.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to yet another exciting edition of MXC!" Vic exclaimed, greeting the viewers watching at home. "Because it is so exciting, our episode will consist of all contestants who have been included in the greatest Saturday Morning Cartoon block of all time, Fox Kids!"
"You know I'm feeling excited about this one too, Vic!" Kenny smirked, rubbing his hands with anticipation.
"You should be, Ken!" Vic nodded, "Because after all, these cartoons helped shaped Fox for the network back in the 1990's with shows like Batman: The Animated Series, Bobby's World, Taz-Mania, X-Men, Spider-Man, The Tick, Tiny Toon Adventures, Digimon: Digital Monsters and even live-action superhero shows like the one and only, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!"
Kenny nodded before saying, "Yeah, I remember. They were all dressed like M&M's"
Vic immediately took a chuckle to Kenny's entire M&M's comment for a little bit, forcing him to clear his throat and say, "No kidding, that's what I thought to myself."
"I really wish we could get that childhood back," Kenny pointed out, "But unfortunately, most of their reputation's already ruined thanks to stupid spinoff network known as Fox News."
"Yeah, times really don't age well, I guess…" Vic said, rolling his eyes. Nevertheless, he still remained a big grin on his face and said, "But nowadays, despite all of that Republican propaganda, the kind of Fox us fans want to remember was their awesome primetime block filled with sitcoms, dramas, sports, and exciting adult cartoons like Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, and let's not forget everyone's favorite, The Simpsons."
"Yeah, speaking of which, there's something I wanted to point out." Kenny replied.
"What's that, Ken?" Vic asked.
Kenny then asked out of curiosity, "How come you ain't wearing your Spider-Man underwear?"
"Kenny, I oughta hit you for that remark!" Vic said, scowling at Ken for that embarrassing moment. "Let's go down to Guy."
As Vic attempted to rub that embarrassing image out of his head, the camera immediately switched over to an open grassy field where the show's field reporter, Guy LeDouche, was standing with a goofy grin plastered all over his face.
"It feels really good to be back, everyone!" Guy smirked, all while looking very excited for some reason, "Mostly I'm very excited about the big paycheck I just got for coming back here. The network promised me that as long as I'm not acting like my old self in the past, they would pay me double the green!"
Guy immediately looked to the left and saw three men in black, who pulled out what seemed to be three big bags of cash just to show to the field reporter themselves with big smiles on their faces.
"OH MY! This is truly amazing, no?" Guy smirked widely to the camera, "But anyways, let's move on to the games!"
As Guy was still talking though, the camera switched over to the montage full of events that were to take place in this entire episode.
"First up, we have run with Escape from Acme Lab, then our contestants take on the dangerous yet exciting Dirty Muddy Balls, then we pummel it out in the battleground known as Staff Infectors, after that we tug it out with the satisfying Rope Burn, and last but not least, we skip to our heart's content with Sinkers & Floaters!"
Once the montage of games were shown, the camera switched right back to Guy LeDouche, who started hopping around like a madman who inhaled too much sugar.
"I'm already feeling excited, everybody!" The field reporter smirked widely, "I really haven't been this excited, since well… I'm not allowed to say since this is a family show and I would rather keep it to myself and nobody BUT myself. Of course, you would already know about the way I live. Anyway, let's send it over to our silver-suited fox, Captain Tenneal!"
After he did his usual send-off through, Guy looked towards the three well-suited men in black and said, "Okay, how much did I earn so far now that I didn't do anything perverted?"
The men in black immediately smiled as they pulled out more bags of money from their suitpockets and showed it to Guy, who freaked out with excitement yet again.
"Oh, I love being back on TV!" Guy laughed.
The camera wasted no time switching over to a grassy hill in the woods where the show's field marshal Captain Tenneal was standing next to the row of Fox Kids contestants.
"Yikes, that must be a ton of money…" Captain said muttering to himself before asking the contestants, "Okay question, who here thinks Fox has literally ruined themselves as a reputation of their entire name, all thanks to the biased butt-kissing right-wing republican agenda being spreaded by people like Tucker Carlson on their spinoff station, Fox News? Show of hands… NOW!"
All of the contestants heard these comments coming from the captain, forcing them to shout as a way to agree with the Captain.
"Well, you're all both right and wrong!" The Captain pointed out, "Yes, it's true that they hold a bias right-wing agenda due to them kissing ex-President Trump's butt during the time he was president. But most people look to the other side of Fox, the network that gave legendary shows such as The Simpsons, Family Guy, Beverly Hills 90210, Married… With Children, and NFL on FOX. And not to leave out the greatest cartoon block that we're mostly focusing on today, Fox Kids!"
"You got that right, bub!" Said an unseen voice from the crowd.
The Captain scurried all around to see where that voice was coming from. And it didn't take very long for his eyes to focus on a short, gruff man dressed in a yellow-black jumpsuit with razor sharp claws sticking right out of his knuckles.
That image of course surprised the Captain unexpectedly, "Whoa, those are gotta be amazing claws. I'm guessing you must be Wolverine from the X-Men animated series, correct?"
"Correct as always, bub." Wolverine nodded, "And these are amazing claws I have. You want to know how amazing they are, watch what I do with this little golden apple I found."
The gruff Canadian somehow brought out an apple from his pocket and flung it right through the air. He then slashed them apart in slices before impaling those same slices with his sharp claws. This impressive feat brought out a big applause from the rest of the contestants, and especially the Captain himself who managed to applaud as well.
"Wow, that is impressive!" The Captain pointed out, "I've never seen skills like that in my life."
"Pffft, big deal. It ain't impressive to me." Said another unknown voice in the crowd.
The Captain yet again scattered all around the crowd to see a short-haired man with blonde hair dressed in a blue shirt with a yellow "0", blue jeans, blue sneakers and black-dotted eyes. The Captain no doubt didn't take well to this rude youngster's comments.
"Well, you sure got a mouth on you." Captain said, speaking down on the tweenager. "Who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm Derek Generic," Derek replied, "And I'm here to say that Wolverine here ain't all that and a bag of chips if you ask me. I can be ten times way more impressive than what this lame-O does anyday of the week."
The Captain let out a scoff before saying, "Oh, you really think so, rat tail? I'd like to see you prove that to all of us, you little brat. Heck, I even dare you."
All of a sudden, one of the contestants that was sitting right next to Derek, raised her hand up in the air. The Captain looked to his right and saw that the contestant who was raising her hand was none other than Babs Bunny from "Tiny Toon Adventures".
"Hey, I have a question." Babs asked the Captain.
"Yeah, what is it?" The Captain asked back.
Babs then pointed to Derek and smirked out, "Who on earth invited the guy from My Hero Academia?"
Everyone in the grassy field including the Captain all laughed at Babs's entire joke, which obviously didn't sit well with Derek, who in fact shot Babs an angry look in return.
"Oh man, I heard that!" Captain Tenneal snickered out before turning back to the crowd and swinging his sword with a shout, "LET'S GO!"
With those last two words spoken from his lips, both the Captain and the contestants all came down the grassy hill with a big charge, looking forward to the first game they were looking to compete in.
Ouch, I bet that burn got Derek really good. Truth be told, I always hated him on Bobby's World because he was always a brat to his own little bro.
Anyway, what kind of shiz-nit will go down in the first event? Find out in the next chapter everyone, so until then, don't forget to read and review as always. Later, dudes.
