In the Phantom Thieves Group Chat:

Ryuji: HARU WTF?!

Makoto: Huh?

Ann: Jesus Christ Ryuji! What's wrong now?

Futaba: Yooooooo whas up my dudes

Haru: Oh good afternoon everyone, is something the matter Ryuji?

Akira: Something wrong bro?

Ryuji: Something wrong?! Yeah there is something wrong going on, BRO

Akira: Oh?

Makoto: Well IF there is something wrong, there was no need to spam Haru's name over and over again in the group chat.

Ann: YEAH, for fucks sake that was honestly annoying

Haru: Ann! There's no need to use such language!

Futaba: Man dude why are you so worked up anyways? And what's it gotta do with Haru?

Ryuji: HARU IS DATING MORGANA

Akira: …

Makoto: …

Ann: …

Futaba: …Oh shit

Ann: Umm Haru care to explain?

Haru: I

Haru: I ummmmmmmm

Haru: oh dear

Akira: well cats out of the bag, ain't it

Makoto: Akira?

Ann: Why are you so calm about this?!

Futaba: welp that was fun while it lasted huh

Ann: Futaba? You too?!

Yusuke: Sorry to intrude but what is happening?

Ryuji: HARU IS DATING/EFFIN MORGANA

Yusuke: …pardon?

Haru: Ryuji, please calm down!

Ryuji: How can I calm down now knowing that you're dating a EFFIN CAT!

Morgana: OI I'M NOT A BLOODY CAT

Ryuji: HOLY SHIT

Ann: OH MY GOD

Makoto: MORGANA?

Yusuke: Oh Morgana! How are you doin…huh?

Akira: Sup dude

Futaba: Cat bro, how's the new phone going?

Haru: Hiya Mona-Chan how are you doing?

Morgana: Doing fine!

Morgana: Well until skullbrains here called me a cat, don't think you can call me that here without me noticing

Ryuji: Dude what the hell, HOW ARE TEXTING US?

Morgana: On a phone, how else?

Makoto: I think he means HOW?

Morgana: Futaba got me a phone, neat right?

Ann: What the hell?

Morgana: Oh Ann, how are things?

Ann: Fineee? How exactly are you texting us?

Morgana: Dunno, it just works that way

Yusuke: Ah, you got a cell phone, meaning that you won't be needing to look at Akira's screen anymore?

Morgana: Yup

Makoto: wait wait wait, I think we're losing tracking on what's happening

Makoto: First off, why do you have a phone Morgana?

Morgana: So I don't need to have Joker to text Haru for me anymore

Ryuji: Holy shit

Makoto: Okay got it, next question, are you dating Haru?

Morgana: …

Ann: Morgana?

Haru: Mona dear it's alright to tell them

Akira: Yeah they already found out anyway

Futaba: Well one of them did

Morgana: …

Morgana: …yeah, whats it to you guys?

Ann: oh my god Ryuji was right…

Morgana: WAIT RYUJI FOUND OUT?! HOW?!

Haru: Mona-Chan, please calm down

Morgana: Sorry Haru

Haru: It's alright

Haru: Now

Haru: Ryuji HOW did you find out?

Akira: Yeah How

Futaba: Yeah! How!

Ryuji: before I tell how

Ryuji: Bro, Futaba did you two know?

Futaba: Yup

Akira: You know it

Makoto: For how long?

Akira: When Haru was telling she was going to confess to Mona

Ann: WAIT CONFESS?

Akira: ye

Makoto: Haru, did you have a crush on Morgana?

Haru: yes….

Futaba: To be fair Morgana also had a crush on Haru

Yusuke: Truly? I always thought he liked Ann

Ryuji: Yeah dude! Like you always called her Lady Ann or some shit

Morgana: well I did like Ann

Morgana: but…

Morgana: Its hard to explain it without sounding stupid

Haru: Its alright Mona-Chan, you don't tell them if you don't want to

Morgana: Thanks Haru

Haru: No problem sweetie

Ann: Did I do something wrong?

Morgana: What no! It's just that, my liking towards you was nothing more but a childish crush, and to be fair you showed no particularly interest in me anyway

Ann: Well if you say so…

Morgana: I didn't mean that in a bad way!

Ann: Relax I get it

Morgana: Well if you say so..

Ann: But I don't think I'll get used to not being called Lady Ann from you

Morgana: heheh

Makoto: Anyways what really surprised me was that Haru likes likes Morgana

Haru: Why is it that surprising?

Ryuji: YOUR DATING A CAT

Futaba: you're*

Ryuji: be quiet

Morgana: I'M NOT A BLOODY CAT

Makoto: well….like Ryuji said he is a cat, and it's kinda weird to date a cat

Akira: I don't see no issue

Makoto: you're dating Akechi you have no say in this

Morgana: She got you there Joker

Futaba: lol

Akira: So what I'm dating Akechi, do you have a problem with Haru being with Morgana?

Makoto: …

Ann: …

Ryuji: …

Yusuke: Not really

Haru: Thank you Yusuke

Futaba: Inari being a real bro

Makoto: Hey! I never said anything about disapproving of Haru's and Morgana's relationship

Akira: Well it sounded like you did

Morgana: alright alright we're getting off track here, Ryuji how did you found out we're dating

Ryuji: oh right, almost forgot about that

Morgana: FORGOT?

Akira: relax, let the boy explain

Ryuji: Well I was on my way to my favorite Ramen shop

Ryuji: and on my way there, I say Haru sitting on a bench

Ann: where?

Ryuji: near a park

Ryuji: maybe

Morgana: maybe?

Ryuji: shut up and let me continue

Ryuji: anyway when I saw her, I thought why not go and say hi and maybe get some ramen with me

Morgana: YOU WERE HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND, SKULL YOU BLOODY-

Haru: Mona-Chan! Please calm down he didn't know at the time

Morgana: sorry

Ryuji: well…..I WAS going to ask her but than you showed up

Ryuji: WITH EFFIN FLOWERS IN HIS MOUTH

Ann: aww thats kind of romantic

Morgana: Thanks Ann~

Futaba: Akira helped him pick the flowers

Akira: and paided for them

Morgana: Can't you two let me have this one?

Akira: nope

Futaba: sorry little bro

Haru: Still was really sweet of you

Morgana: Aww thanks Haru

Ryuji: simp

Morgana: Do you wanna bloody die mate?

Ryuji: I wanna see you try

Morgana: Nah It's not worth going to your house and bashing your skull with your phone just for me to go back home with blood on my fur

Ann: …

Yusuke: oh my

Haru: That's my Mona~

Makoto: JESUS FRIKEN CHRIST MORGANA

Makoto: HARU WHAT THE HELL?

Haru: What?

Akira: Speaking of going home, when do you think you'll be back Morgana?

Ann: Huh Morgana isn't with you?

Akira: nope

Ryuji: wait…

Ryuji: Then where is he?

Akira: …

Futaba: …

Haru: …

Morgana: Look out your window Skull~

Ryuji: Oh Shit

Ann: Ryuji?

Ann: Ryuji?

Ann: RYUJI?

Ryuji: MORGANA YOU MOTHER EFFER

Morgana: HA

Ann: JESUS CHRIST RYUJI DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT

Makoto: Morgana no threatening Ryuji!

Makoto: And Haru don't encourage your boyfriend!

Morgana: Sorry

Haru: Sorry…

Ann: Where are you really Morgana?

Morgana: At Haru's house

Ryuji: Oh Shit

Ann: wait WHAT

Yusuke: Why are you two surprised?

Makoto: Yeah I don't get it

Makoto: wait

Makoto: WAIT

Haru: ?

Haru: wait

Haru: NO

Haru: Its not what you're thinking!

Akira: hmmm, I see~

Futaba: ohhhhh

Futaba: Damn Mona you got game

Morgana: Huh?

Morgana: ?

Morgana: What are you guys gasping about?

Haru: Mona-Chan they think that we're….

Haru: well….

Morgana: Doing what?

Ryuji: Say Morgana where are you in Haru's house?

Morgana: In the living room, sitting on the couch

Ann: and where's Haru?

Morgana: in her bedroom, why?

Haru: Mona-Chan…..

Morgana: What?

Akira: I wish you luck my brother

Futaba: lol

Morgana: I don't get it

Morgana: wait

Morgana: RYUJI YOU

Morgana: Me and Haru aren't

Morgana: doing that! We were watching a goddamn movie!

Haru: Yeah!

Haru: Even if we did I would rather do it in the metaverse when he is in his metaverse form!

Haru: Or maybe in his cat form for his birthday

Ryuji: WHAT

ANN: THE

Yusuke: Hmmm, interesting

Makoto: FUCK

Akira: kinky

Futaba: damn thats kinda hot

Morgana:

Haru: I was only Joking

Makoto: oh thank god

Haru: well half really

Ann: WHAT

Morgana:

Ryuji: HOLY SHIT HARU

Yusuke: ah, I wish you two the best of luck

Haru: Thank you Yusuke~

Futaba: You heard that cat bro, you're gonna get laid

Morgana:

Futaba: Cat bro?

Akira: Hey Haru somethings up with Morgana

Haru: Oh my I'll go check on him

Haru: OH MY GOODNESS HE FAINTED

Ryuji: Oh shit really?

Akira: I guess that was a big load on him

Futaba: lol "big load"

Makoto: Futaba not now!

Ann: How is he doing Haru?

Haru: Don't worry he's fine now, he was all red so I got him some water

Yusuke: Thank goodness, however why was he all red for?

Ryuji: Dude

Ann: Its gonna be a pain to explain to you

Yusuke: really?

Makoto: yeah it is

Morgana: Screw you guys

Akira: Looks whos back to the land of the living

Futaba: How was heaven?

Morgana: Shit

Makoto: Where's Haru?

Haru: Oh Mona-Chan you're alright?

Morgana: Yep, are you in the kitchen?

Haru: That's right I'm getting you some more water

Morgana: Thanks but I'm good, maybe you can get some popcorn so we can start the movie

Haru: Sure thing~

Ryuji: sooooooo

Morgana: be quiet Ryuji

Ryuji: Hey!

Morgana: Sorry head still heavy headed

Ryuji: Yeah it's alright

Ryuji: Wait did you just apologize to me?

Morgana: …

Ann: Aww Mona and Ryuji are getting along~

Makoto: Finally something good came out of this

Morgana:

Haru:

Ryuji: Morgana?

Haru: shhhhhh the movie is starting!

Yusuke: Our apologies, I'll be getting of now than

Makoto: yeah this lasted longer than I expected, I'll be getting of as well

Ann: me too

Akira: Alright

Futaba: k

Futaba: same time tomorrow to continue making fun of Mona for being flustered?

Ryuji: You know it!

Ann: Yeah I'm down

Akira: Heck yeah

Makoto: …

Morgana: Bloody fricken hell

—-

In Haru Okumura's Home

Haru: Get off your phone Mona!

Morgana: S-sorry

Haru: (sighs) It's alright

Morgana: Hey umm Haru?

Haru: Yeah Mona-Chan?

Morgana: I love you, you know that.

Haru: (smiles) I know~

Haru: Now let's get this movie started!

Morgana: (smiles gently) Alright.