In the Phantom Thieves Group Chat:
Ryuji: HARU WTF?!
Makoto: Huh?
Ann: Jesus Christ Ryuji! What's wrong now?
Futaba: Yooooooo whas up my dudes
Haru: Oh good afternoon everyone, is something the matter Ryuji?
Akira: Something wrong bro?
Ryuji: Something wrong?! Yeah there is something wrong going on, BRO
Akira: Oh?
Makoto: Well IF there is something wrong, there was no need to spam Haru's name over and over again in the group chat.
Ann: YEAH, for fucks sake that was honestly annoying
Haru: Ann! There's no need to use such language!
Futaba: Man dude why are you so worked up anyways? And what's it gotta do with Haru?
Ryuji: HARU IS DATING MORGANA
Akira: …
Makoto: …
Ann: …
Futaba: …Oh shit
Ann: Umm Haru care to explain?
Haru: I
Haru: I ummmmmmmm
Haru: oh dear
Akira: well cats out of the bag, ain't it
Makoto: Akira?
Ann: Why are you so calm about this?!
Futaba: welp that was fun while it lasted huh
Ann: Futaba? You too?!
Yusuke: Sorry to intrude but what is happening?
Ryuji: HARU IS DATING/EFFIN MORGANA
Yusuke: …pardon?
Haru: Ryuji, please calm down!
Ryuji: How can I calm down now knowing that you're dating a EFFIN CAT!
Morgana: OI I'M NOT A BLOODY CAT
Ryuji: HOLY SHIT
Ann: OH MY GOD
Makoto: MORGANA?
Yusuke: Oh Morgana! How are you doin…huh?
Akira: Sup dude
Futaba: Cat bro, how's the new phone going?
Haru: Hiya Mona-Chan how are you doing?
Morgana: Doing fine!
Morgana: Well until skullbrains here called me a cat, don't think you can call me that here without me noticing
Ryuji: Dude what the hell, HOW ARE TEXTING US?
Morgana: On a phone, how else?
Makoto: I think he means HOW?
Morgana: Futaba got me a phone, neat right?
Ann: What the hell?
Morgana: Oh Ann, how are things?
Ann: Fineee? How exactly are you texting us?
Morgana: Dunno, it just works that way
Yusuke: Ah, you got a cell phone, meaning that you won't be needing to look at Akira's screen anymore?
Morgana: Yup
Makoto: wait wait wait, I think we're losing tracking on what's happening
Makoto: First off, why do you have a phone Morgana?
Morgana: So I don't need to have Joker to text Haru for me anymore
Ryuji: Holy shit
Makoto: Okay got it, next question, are you dating Haru?
Morgana: …
Ann: Morgana?
Haru: Mona dear it's alright to tell them
Akira: Yeah they already found out anyway
Futaba: Well one of them did
Morgana: …
Morgana: …yeah, whats it to you guys?
Ann: oh my god Ryuji was right…
Morgana: WAIT RYUJI FOUND OUT?! HOW?!
Haru: Mona-Chan, please calm down
Morgana: Sorry Haru
Haru: It's alright
Haru: Now
Haru: Ryuji HOW did you find out?
Akira: Yeah How
Futaba: Yeah! How!
Ryuji: before I tell how
Ryuji: Bro, Futaba did you two know?
Futaba: Yup
Akira: You know it
Makoto: For how long?
Akira: When Haru was telling she was going to confess to Mona
Ann: WAIT CONFESS?
Akira: ye
Makoto: Haru, did you have a crush on Morgana?
Haru: yes….
Futaba: To be fair Morgana also had a crush on Haru
Yusuke: Truly? I always thought he liked Ann
Ryuji: Yeah dude! Like you always called her Lady Ann or some shit
Morgana: well I did like Ann
Morgana: but…
Morgana: Its hard to explain it without sounding stupid
Haru: Its alright Mona-Chan, you don't tell them if you don't want to
Morgana: Thanks Haru
Haru: No problem sweetie
Ann: Did I do something wrong?
Morgana: What no! It's just that, my liking towards you was nothing more but a childish crush, and to be fair you showed no particularly interest in me anyway
Ann: Well if you say so…
Morgana: I didn't mean that in a bad way!
Ann: Relax I get it
Morgana: Well if you say so..
Ann: But I don't think I'll get used to not being called Lady Ann from you
Morgana: heheh
Makoto: Anyways what really surprised me was that Haru likes likes Morgana
Haru: Why is it that surprising?
Ryuji: YOUR DATING A CAT
Futaba: you're*
Ryuji: be quiet
Morgana: I'M NOT A BLOODY CAT
Makoto: well….like Ryuji said he is a cat, and it's kinda weird to date a cat
Akira: I don't see no issue
Makoto: you're dating Akechi you have no say in this
Morgana: She got you there Joker
Futaba: lol
Akira: So what I'm dating Akechi, do you have a problem with Haru being with Morgana?
Makoto: …
Ann: …
Ryuji: …
Yusuke: Not really
Haru: Thank you Yusuke
Futaba: Inari being a real bro
Makoto: Hey! I never said anything about disapproving of Haru's and Morgana's relationship
Akira: Well it sounded like you did
Morgana: alright alright we're getting off track here, Ryuji how did you found out we're dating
Ryuji: oh right, almost forgot about that
Morgana: FORGOT?
Akira: relax, let the boy explain
Ryuji: Well I was on my way to my favorite Ramen shop
Ryuji: and on my way there, I say Haru sitting on a bench
Ann: where?
Ryuji: near a park
Ryuji: maybe
Morgana: maybe?
Ryuji: shut up and let me continue
Ryuji: anyway when I saw her, I thought why not go and say hi and maybe get some ramen with me
Morgana: YOU WERE HITTING ON MY GIRLFRIEND, SKULL YOU BLOODY-
Haru: Mona-Chan! Please calm down he didn't know at the time
Morgana: sorry
Ryuji: well…..I WAS going to ask her but than you showed up
Ryuji: WITH EFFIN FLOWERS IN HIS MOUTH
Ann: aww thats kind of romantic
Morgana: Thanks Ann~
Futaba: Akira helped him pick the flowers
Akira: and paided for them
Morgana: Can't you two let me have this one?
Akira: nope
Futaba: sorry little bro
Haru: Still was really sweet of you
Morgana: Aww thanks Haru
Ryuji: simp
Morgana: Do you wanna bloody die mate?
Ryuji: I wanna see you try
Morgana: Nah It's not worth going to your house and bashing your skull with your phone just for me to go back home with blood on my fur
Ann: …
Yusuke: oh my
Haru: That's my Mona~
Makoto: JESUS FRIKEN CHRIST MORGANA
Makoto: HARU WHAT THE HELL?
Haru: What?
Akira: Speaking of going home, when do you think you'll be back Morgana?
Ann: Huh Morgana isn't with you?
Akira: nope
Ryuji: wait…
Ryuji: Then where is he?
Akira: …
Futaba: …
Haru: …
Morgana: Look out your window Skull~
Ryuji: Oh Shit
Ann: Ryuji?
Ann: Ryuji?
Ann: RYUJI?
Ryuji: MORGANA YOU MOTHER EFFER
Morgana: HA
Ann: JESUS CHRIST RYUJI DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT
Makoto: Morgana no threatening Ryuji!
Makoto: And Haru don't encourage your boyfriend!
Morgana: Sorry
Haru: Sorry…
Ann: Where are you really Morgana?
Morgana: At Haru's house
Ryuji: Oh Shit
Ann: wait WHAT
Yusuke: Why are you two surprised?
Makoto: Yeah I don't get it
Makoto: wait
Makoto: WAIT
Haru: ?
Haru: wait
Haru: NO
Haru: Its not what you're thinking!
Akira: hmmm, I see~
Futaba: ohhhhh
Futaba: Damn Mona you got game
Morgana: Huh?
Morgana: ?
Morgana: What are you guys gasping about?
Haru: Mona-Chan they think that we're….
Haru: well….
Morgana: Doing what?
Ryuji: Say Morgana where are you in Haru's house?
Morgana: In the living room, sitting on the couch
Ann: and where's Haru?
Morgana: in her bedroom, why?
Haru: Mona-Chan…..
Morgana: What?
Akira: I wish you luck my brother
Futaba: lol
Morgana: I don't get it
Morgana: wait
Morgana: RYUJI YOU
Morgana: Me and Haru aren't
Morgana: doing that! We were watching a goddamn movie!
Haru: Yeah!
Haru: Even if we did I would rather do it in the metaverse when he is in his metaverse form!
Haru: Or maybe in his cat form for his birthday
Ryuji: WHAT
ANN: THE
Yusuke: Hmmm, interesting
Makoto: FUCK
Akira: kinky
Futaba: damn thats kinda hot
Morgana:
Haru: I was only Joking
Makoto: oh thank god
Haru: well half really
Ann: WHAT
Morgana:
Ryuji: HOLY SHIT HARU
Yusuke: ah, I wish you two the best of luck
Haru: Thank you Yusuke~
Futaba: You heard that cat bro, you're gonna get laid
Morgana:
Futaba: Cat bro?
Akira: Hey Haru somethings up with Morgana
Haru: Oh my I'll go check on him
Haru: OH MY GOODNESS HE FAINTED
Ryuji: Oh shit really?
Akira: I guess that was a big load on him
Futaba: lol "big load"
Makoto: Futaba not now!
Ann: How is he doing Haru?
Haru: Don't worry he's fine now, he was all red so I got him some water
Yusuke: Thank goodness, however why was he all red for?
Ryuji: Dude
Ann: Its gonna be a pain to explain to you
Yusuke: really?
Makoto: yeah it is
Morgana: Screw you guys
Akira: Looks whos back to the land of the living
Futaba: How was heaven?
Morgana: Shit
Makoto: Where's Haru?
Haru: Oh Mona-Chan you're alright?
Morgana: Yep, are you in the kitchen?
Haru: That's right I'm getting you some more water
Morgana: Thanks but I'm good, maybe you can get some popcorn so we can start the movie
Haru: Sure thing~
Ryuji: sooooooo
Morgana: be quiet Ryuji
Ryuji: Hey!
Morgana: Sorry head still heavy headed
Ryuji: Yeah it's alright
Ryuji: Wait did you just apologize to me?
Morgana: …
Ann: Aww Mona and Ryuji are getting along~
Makoto: Finally something good came out of this
Morgana:
Haru:
Ryuji: Morgana?
Haru: shhhhhh the movie is starting!
Yusuke: Our apologies, I'll be getting of now than
Makoto: yeah this lasted longer than I expected, I'll be getting of as well
Ann: me too
Akira: Alright
Futaba: k
Futaba: same time tomorrow to continue making fun of Mona for being flustered?
Ryuji: You know it!
Ann: Yeah I'm down
Akira: Heck yeah
Makoto: …
Morgana: Bloody fricken hell
—-
In Haru Okumura's Home
Haru: Get off your phone Mona!
Morgana: S-sorry
Haru: (sighs) It's alright
Morgana: Hey umm Haru?
Haru: Yeah Mona-Chan?
Morgana: I love you, you know that.
Haru: (smiles) I know~
Haru: Now let's get this movie started!
Morgana: (smiles gently) Alright.
