Chapter 2: Always trust a man in a big white van

Of Course like most responsible teenagers I decided to follow this random teacher into his big white van...

okay that's not entirely true... (By the way Kids, if you're reading this at home DON'T JUST FOLLOW STRANGE TEACHERS INTO VANS... Usually it won't be like what happens here)

I asked for some proof that the greek gods were real... Mr. Daniels Pulled down his pants... (That part probably will happen if you follow strangers into a van...)... To reveal Hooves and goat fur...

Those of you who know your greek mythology will know, Mr. Daniels was a Satyr...

(Seriously though kids, If a man lures you into a van and takes his pants off... You should run away... I'm saying this so I won't get sued)

Anyway I never saw Mr. Daniels again after I got to camp...

The first thing I noticed was a Wooden Statue of a Goddess, (Medusa and Arachne are metaphorically flipping the statue off now... I didn't know this at the time but the Goddess That statue was of, would become my greatest enemy... I'll join my girlfriends in the cussing out of Athena...That Smug Bitch...)

Anyway I wasn't really clear on where to go next... so I just walked toward this big Blue farm House... I saw a Surfer looking Guy with Sea green Eyes and Black hair talking to some guy in a wheelchair... The Black haired guy had a sort of aura about him, The kind that says 'I'm The Main Character of this Franchise...but this story isn't about me' ,There was also a bored looking guy sipping a Diet Coke wearing a leopard print hawaian shirt... He noticed me and likely said something along the lines of 'oh great, another brat'... I nervously approached the three of them...

Surfer guy spoke first, He had a sort of nostalgic look in his eyes as he asked "So you're a new camper?"

I noticed he had a wedding ring on his finger.

I gave him a nod...

Surfer Dude said "I'm Percy Jackson, Son of Posidon, nice to meet you"

I noticed the Diet Coke drinking guy was playing a game with a deck of cards...

"Ooh Whatcha Playin'" I asked (In a manner similar to Isabella from Phineas and Ferb)

He looked at me with an expression of 'I Don't get paid enough for this shit' and said "Pinochle"

I said something really stupid "Isn't that the name of that South American Dictator?"

Wheelchair guy fought back a chuckle and said "No, you're thinking of Pinochet, anyway That's Mr. D he's the boss around here... I'm Chirion, The activities Director"

I once again said something stupid... "Huh, This really is like X-Men... It's even got a guy in a wheelchair"

Then Chiron became a Centaur... (Yes you read that correctly) Apparently he was expecting me because He said "Wulfric Please follow me to my office, I need to talk to you about what happened at the Aquarium " and he went inside

I followed Chiron into the Big House... Soon I reached a room that I assumed was his office...

A record Player was playing music...

'Was That my Punishment for accidental murder, Listening to Dean Martin?' I mused...

Chiron Just Smiled Calmly and said "Tell Me Wulfric... What Happened in the Aquarium?"

I told him all about The Frost covering the tanks and the bully, and him getting frozen and shattering... He didn't say anything until I finished my story...

He gave me a cryptic smile and said..."Tell me Everything your dad ever mentioned about your mother..."

I couldn't help but tell Chiron what little information I had on my mother... I told him how dad mentioned She loved The Snow and Ice, and How dad always described her as unnaturally beautiful, but in a cold way... Chiron Just Placed His palms together and said "Beautiful... Cold..."

He seemed to be deep in thought. I just waited for him to continue...

He said "I've never met one... But it seems obvious that it's her... That is to say... We shall find out Tonight at the Campfire..."

Chiron then looked up at me and said "Why don't you ask Percy to show you around..."

As I Walked out of the "Office" I felt... Well Cheated, like Chiron had the information and details about my mother, but was still withholding them... At least he said I'll find out tonight...