TRANSCRIPT OF H. BENSON BOOKSTORE WIRETAP

11/5/2075 – 12:22 PM


[Benson whistling rock music]

[wind chime]

BENSON: Heyy, what's cool, daddy-o? Lookin' for something?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Good evening to you. Oh, I am just looking around.

BENSON: Browsing eh? Maybe you'll find something good.

[Benson whistling]

BENSON: So you found anything good yet?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Well… actually, no… I'm more interested in your back catalog, if you have anything good.

BENSON: My uh… back catalog? You sure? It's… mostly just men's magazines, pulp novels…

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Actually… what is this book? It's very curious.

BENSON: Oh that ol' thing? Lemme tell you that wasn't easy to find, the Man's everywhere these days ya know?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: [mumbling] I come to offer [you some] books, a donation perhaps

BENSON: Well let's see here… hmmm… [rustling noises] whoa-ho-ho… Now this is some heavy duty stuff… [mumbling] Marx… Cheng… And [rustling noises] look how much you brought…

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Yes, take the whole bag. You know the rest.

BENSON: I… think I get it? Hey what's your name, I didn't get to catch it…

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Adam.

BENSON: Alright Adam, now scram before the feds get here [chuckles]

[door shutting in the distance]

BENSON: Boy, who the hell was that? That cat got the goodies… now where the hell'd I put my record…

[rock and roll music begins playing]