reunion part 99

in a world when kyubey's planet suddenly die, the magica girls managed to live on peacefully for the next 15 years.


Homura frowned. She recognised this house. The house where she need to pretend to be refined because she needs to better when she has no big boobs like mami for madoka to see.

"Why are we here?" Homura said to the red woman in front of her.

The red woman, being Kyokuo, turned. She turned around in her red dress with her red hair and red eyes but she wore a blue slippers to signifiy that she still once love Sayaka from the bottom of her heart, but now she is just beneath her feet because Sayaka betrayed and xxx. To find out what is xxx u need to read on! This is suspense! My English teacher taught me.

As I said, Kyoko turned.

Kyoko turned and said. "Homer u funny child! We at mami ' house."

"I can see that." Homura said in the disgust like when I told my bro that I am gonna eat ice cream. The reason why HOEmura becaomes NOmura was because she was scammed to follow Kyoko when Kyoto said she is gonna sell her drugs to pay homura's past 12 years of rent that she had been owing. Homura knew She can trust no bitches

"Did u forget our 15 years promise under the tree as we stood in front of kyubey's grave?" Kyoko gasp. "The promise to meet and see how life is going after the death of magica?"

Homura clenched her fists. She could remember that moment as sickening as day because she stepped onto dog shit. But everything was forgiven because it was madoka that arranged the burial. Only madoka is allowed to sin in homura's life.

"Yes—"

"DING DONG DONG DON" Kyoko sang by the door before opening the door. The reason is because there was once when Kyoto entered and saw mami naked and now she is scared to become lesbian Again

"Welcome!" Madoka cheered in the living room.

Homura ran through Kyoko and sat next to madoka.

"Save me a seat! I stomach ache." Kyoko called out to homura but homura is long gone into Uranus. Kyoko went to poop brb.

"Homura u here! I thought u no cum." madoka said with her pretty lavinging pink gown she stolen from Paris Milton.

"Why would I no cum?" Homura said in the safest voice possible because she don't want to accidentally cough and make madoka thinks she has covid. Madonna is a family woman and she disrespect anyone that will let her bring her virus to her brother. Yes, madoka still lives with her family and eat her mom's soup but homura accepts this as a bonus that madoka is single for life.

"Because u hated gathering because everyone's breath stinks!" Madoka said. So honest like a cutie bird.

hOMURA is enchanted and smiled. "As long as only I smell urs can already."

Madoka said haha. "U are so friendly homura!"

Homura enjoys the freidzone with a passion.

Across the cake filled table is Sayaka. Sayala was closing her eyes.

Homura was glad that the blue girl is dead but then she opened her eyes, disappointing homura.

"Homura-san." Sayaka smiled. "it's been a while."

Homura frowned. She do not accept small talks but it really has been a while. And Sayaka sounded weird. Weird as in she's being normal now.

"Um." Homura responded to her best abilities as a adult .

"I am pregnant by the way so u need to care for my feelings." Sayaka rubbed her big stomach and flat boobs. This is very weird because her boobs looks like it's concaved inwards.

Homura cared by picking up the cake and eating it. Sayaka started crying

"My husband is kyosuke btw thanks for asking! U didn't even come to my wedding!"

"Did u invite me?"

"No! But u should have come and begged me for it and give me all ur money as a wedding gift."

noW THE normal Sayaka is back. Homura nodded. "Did u send kyoko the wedding invite?"

"Uh no?" Sayaka stopped crying because she is a fake movie star.

Madoka sighed and leaned into houra's ears, bushing the soft lips into the cheeks of the rosiness pimples that homura has on her cheeks. Homura is sad that she did not go facial but she decided she will have to preserve that touch for the next 38 years and clean only the other side of her face.

"Kyoko is sad I think!" Madoka whispered so loudly the room vibrated like a fart.

Like a pokemen, kyoko appeared. Her red eyes locked into Sayala's blue ones and the tension in the air rises like hot and spicy chicken drumlets. Yum yum! Grabs urs today

Homura sighed. She need to make sure kyoko is still alive and depressed to sell more drugs to rich church kids in order to pay up rent. Homura patted on the seat beside her. "Come here kyoko. Here is a seat for u."

"Thanks, my best friend…" kyoko said and rolled to her seat. Rolled like burrito! Grabbed urs today.

\This is the end of the sad kyosaya story. This is why kyoko is sad. So tragic! Please comment if it is.

Sayaka suddenly said that the baby in her is a boy. everyone shake her head in sadness, even homura. Because this is the tragedy of a harem.

"Sorry to keep everyone waiting! My quadruplets are finally asleep!" Mami said and came into the living room. Everyone cheered loudly and shout oye oye oye ale ale ale and kyoko punched sayaka's stomach in the midst of the chaos and hide like the criminal in detective conan.

Sayaka's baby bump burst.

Turns out it's a balloon.

Mami gasped.

Madoka cried at the lies.

Sayaka fainted when kyoko was secretly facetiming kyosuke and kyosuke called to divorce so he can play his violin on titanic.

Kyoko got her revenge and eat the cake with her blue shoes, symboling a closure to her sole (soul).

Homura said goodnight.

15 years later, nobody knew what everyone is up to aside from knowing mami is born to 4 kids with no father. Turns out the real hoe is mami all along, but it's low key because Sayaka took the spotlight and kyoko suffered and causing the gang to create a rift like titanic.

This is a moral of the story to not judge a book by its cover, but by how thick it is. The thicker it is, it means it will be a good book to sleep on as a pillow.

600metres away from mamais house and on kyubey's grave, a dog pooped and howled. Homura howled back. tHe poop that homura steped on 15 years ago has actually turned homura into half werewolves, but it is for another story.