Subaru wakes up

Subaru opens his eyes, waking up in a hospital just after returning from Vollachia.

Subaru
"No, no, NO! This can't be.. Rem.. Emilia.."

Gigachad Kenichi
"Who's Rem and Emilia? You must of been hit real hard, son."

Subaru
"WHERE ARE THEY!?" shouts Subaru, bashing kenichis head in killing him.

the mother naoko or something
"Awww subaru your so quirky XD"

Subaru
"Yo. It's like destiny but he's a writer! We could make Destiny THE writer... of re zero fics" shouts Subaru

the mother naoko or something
"Wait true we could! But u just killed someone u maniac.. cries"

subaru is sent to a ward where he lives the rest of his days out in a fantasy land L