At a random base at San Francisco, Hal was having a short meeting with K.G. Bianca.

Hal: I hate that bee scout.

K.G. Bianca: Me too. What do you have in mind?

Hal: I was thinking we get our revenge on her.

K.G. Bianca: What do you have in mind?

Hal gave out a smirk.

Hal: I have the perfect idea!


The next day...

Bessie was getting ready for another troop meeting.

Bessie: Another day, another badge. I can't wait for this.

Hilary approached her.

Hilary: Bessie, you probably shouldn't go out in public today.

Bessie: Why not?

Hilary turns on the news.

News Reporter: Breaking news! A bounty has been placed on a local girl named Bessie Higgenbottom. She is 9 and 3 quarters years old. In fact, here is a picture of her right here. (A picture of Bessie is shown on screen.) Here is her picture. Her bounty is set at 100,000 dollars. The people who have sent a bounty on her have not been revealed, but they said that she has to be delivered to the basement of the Ice Cream Factory, dead or alive. More on this after the break.

The TV was cut off and Bessie was shocked.

Bessie: What?! A bounty has been set on me?! This is awful! By the way, what's a bounty?

Hilary: I'll tell you all about it when you're older.

She walked away. Bessie then proceeded to leave the apartment.

Bessie: Who believes a fake story anyway?

She walked away.


When she made it to the troop meeting...

Bessie: Hey, everyone!

They were all staring at her.

Bessie: Um, why are you all looking at me like that?

Mary Francis: Bessie, there is a bounty set on you for 100,000 dollars.

Bessie: Yeah, and?

Mary Francis: I need that money.

Bessie: What?

Portia: I cannot wait to get a 100,000 dollar mansion!

Gwen: Oh, I can't wait to get my hands on the money?

Bessie: Do I get the money if I turn myself in?

All: NO!!!

Mary Francis: Step aside, girls. I'm gonna be the richest woman in California!

Portia: That money belongs to me!

Gwen: Fuck off! That money is mine!

They were all arguing over who gets to take Bessie to the ice cream factory. Bessie proceeded to run away.

Penny: She's getting away!

Random Troop Girl: Get her!

Bessie runs off as all of her scout mates and troop leader chased after her. She starts to hide in a pet store, but the store owner noticed her and proceeded to grab her, but fail. She ran out to the store, and then, various people noticed her and began chasing after her. Almost the entire town was chasing after the bespectacled Girl Scout desperate to collect the bounty money.

Bessie: This is ridiculous! Why is everyone coming after me? (She then realizes what the word bounty means.) Oh crap. (She hides in a alleyway and jumps in a trash can. They all ran off and didn't notice her. She hops out of a trash can.) Okay. I just realized that bounty means collecting the fugitive of the law and bringing it to the person. But I'm not a fugitive! I haven't commuted any crimes! Despite the fact that I broke into some of my friend's houses, but still! I need to lay low and skip town! But where should I go? (She starts thinking.) South Park, Colorado? Nah, the people there are really mean to each other. Royal Woods, Michigan? No. That'd be too obvious. Santa Rose, California? No. Not there either. But whatever. Maybe if I go back home, maybe they won't find me. Besides, they don't even know where I live anyway.


The people who came after Bessie were in front of her apartment. She was on top of a building across her home.

Bessie: Me and my big mouth. Okay, where should I go to hide? I can't go to any of my friend's houses. They're all against me. (A light bulb appears on top of her head.) Rocky! Of course! We're close friends! He can help me!

She ran off to find Rocky.


At the Gibbons residence...

Portia: What are we gonna do? Messy's not anywhere in this town!

Gwen: I don't know! She probably skipped town or something. Or maybe she's still here. She just won't show her ugly face.

Portia: Yeah. And the bounty says we have to deliver her dead or alive.

Gwen: So what should we do?

Portia: We could call a hitman on her, and have her ass killed by him.

Gwen: What?

Portia: Yeah. I was thinking we should hire Albert Jones since he's a world class hitman.

Gwen: He's dead.

Portia: What?! How did he die?

Gwen: Some girl named Nelly shot and killed him just as he was about to kill the person she hired to kill.

Portia: What was the person's name?

Gwen: I think his name was Butters Scotch or something, I don't know.

Portia: Anyways, we need to get that bitch out of our lives! As soon as we do that, the money is ours!

Mary Frances: I think you mean mine.

Portia: Mommy, I need the money! I want to live on a yacht!

Gwen: And I want to live in a mansion!

Mary Frances: Look. How about we look for Bessie together? That way, we can all get 33,333 dollars and 33 cents each!

Gwen: But who gets the extra penny?

Mary Frances: I get it.

Portia: Ugh. Fine. Let's go get that dork and bring her to the ice cream factory.


Meanwhile...

Rocky was polishing his skateboard when Bessie approached him.

Bessie: Rocky, I need your help?

Rocky: With what?

Bessie: Someone brainwashed the whole town into coming after me!

Rocky: Are you sure you didn't do anything to piss them off?

Bessie: No! I haven't pissed off anybody! Someone set a bounty on me and the whole town became greedy and are starting to come after me!

Rocky: Really?

Bessie: Yes! I need you to hide me!

Rocky: Where should I hide you?

Bessie: Someplace where nobody would find me.

Rocky: Well, there is a bomb shelter close to where we're currently at. You can hide there until the bounty expires.

Bessie: Great! Take me to it!

Rocky: Okay.


As soon as Rocky skateboarded them to the bomb shelter...

Rocky: Okay, B. We're here.

He opens the shelter and Bessie enters it.

Bessie: Thank you, Rocky! You're the best!

Rocky: You're welcome. The shelter has Wi-Fi and it has a TV, an Xbox Series X and a lifetime supply of food and drinks. There's also a bathroom in there too. And don't worry. If anyone asks, I won't tell them where you are.

Bessie: Okay. Thanks, Rocky!

Rocky: You're welcome, B!

He closed the bomb shelter and skateboarded off and Bessie turns on the TV and begins watching it.


Meanwhile...

Gwen: Where the hell is Stinkenbottom?! She's supposed to be here!

Portia: I don't know! I want that money!

Mary Frances: No worries. I have a honeybee tracker app on my phone. That way, I will know where they are at any time.

Portia: Genius! That money is just as good as ours!

Gwen: Let's go get that freak!


Back at the bomb shelter, Bessie was eating Doritos while watching Frozen on Disney Plus.

Bessie: Best movie ever. As long as I lay low until the bounty expires, I'll be okay.

The shelter door opened and she was roped out of there. She then noticed Portia, Gwen and Mary Frances.

Portia: Hello, Messy!

Bessie: How did you find me?

Gwen: Honeybee Tracker App.

Bessie: Oh...

Portia: Bounty money, here we come!


Bessie was taken away to the basement of the ice cream factory. She was dropped on the floor and she came face to face with Hal and K.G. Bianca.

Hal: Thanks for delivering her to us.

Portia: You're welcome. Now where's our money?

Hal: Oh that? We lied. We don't have the money. We just wanted you to bring her to us so we can kill her!

All: WHAT?!

K.G. Bianca: We have wanted to kill this fucking bitch since the day we met her. And now, thanks to you, we finally get the chance!

Gwen: Hold up! That wasn't the deal! We delivered her to you so we can get the money, not so you could kill her!

Portia: Yeah! Even though we really hate her with a huge passion, we don't want her to die!

Mary Frances: Yeah! She may be an idiotic retarded loud mouthed freak who gets on everybody's nerves on a daily basis, but she's still one of my scouts and I don't want her dead!

Hal: Too bad! She's the worst girl to ever exist! And I say you go away while we torture her!

Bessie: Guys, help!

Portia: Should we help her? She may be annoying, but I don't want her to die!

Mary Frances: We originally planned to hire a hitman to kill her earlier and cancelled those places to avoid getting arrested by the cops. So yeah. But first, we should get some help.

Gwen: Sit tight, retarded bitch. We're gonna get help.

Bessie: Wait! Please don't leave me! I don't wanna die!

Hal: Shut your fucking SpongeBob personality face up!

Bessie: Hey! I can assure you that SpongeBob is a nice man!

K.G. Bianca: I can assure you he's not real.

Bessie: We're literally from the same network!

Hal: We don't fucking care!


15 Minutes Later...

K.G. Bianca: It's time for your execution.

Bessie: No... Someone, help!

Hal: Ha! I doubt anyone's gonna rescue you! Nobody in this town cared about you because of your annoying antics! All you do is annoy everybody with your bullshit! Well, no more! Nobody's gonna miss you and we're all gonna host a death bash to celebrate your death and nobody's gonna stop us!

He began laughing the same way Eggman did before the time eater boss fight from Sonic Generations until the entire town entered the basement of the ice cream factory with angry looks on their faces.

Hilary: It's over! You're gonna let my daughter go and stop trying to kill her!

K.G. Bianca: This isn't over!

Millie: Oh, yes it is!

2 police officers and handcuffed them.

Officer #1: You're under arrest for setting a bounty on a 9 year old girl, manipulating all of us to turn against her and for attempted to kill her!

Officer #2: You have the right to remain silent!

Hal: This isn't over! We'll be back and we will have our revenge!

They were long gone.

Hippie: Sorry we all went against you. Let the money get in our heads.

Bessie: It's okay. I'm not gonna hold a grudge. Let's just go home and put this behind us.

They all exited the ice cream factory. But then Penny noticed a box of ice cream and attempted to grab it before...

Gwen: Don't even think about it!

Penny: Aw!