Posting this as a stand-alone M fic cause I'm scarred that this will be TOO SEXY for A Hop and A Skip: The Man Against Evil cause I want to keep that fic's T rating as this has more sexy than normal. Some dudes may not make sense as their OC and not really in the game so I suggest yiu read it first so you know whats going up (You can find it on my page!). oR if not and your just here for people sexxing, its fine too though your gonna be missing out on the goods!
Anyways, welcome to the Valentine's Day special! As this is a day of love, prepare for some lovey and also some sexy moments too cause this is gonna get HOT! And sexy also! Enjoy now!
On the 14th of February, aka Vanlentimes Day!
A dark mystery man in the shadows jumped out of the shadows and into the light where it wasn't as dark. He had a big cape and some big hair too and wore a shining band on his arm like the band of a shiny evil dude jumping in the dark!
"Yes, if this goes to paln, the sexy day of Valentime will be the sexiest it has ever been before!" the man laughed mysteryly turning the band on and this band was all hot pink and hot red and also hot white cause it was...the SEXYMAX band!
Skip and Sonia were giggling and getting their dresses and suites ready because it's VALENTINES DAY! A day of LOVR and CHOCCOS and also SEX! Three of Skip's favourite things except his wife cause he loves her more.
He was wearing his sparkly golden tie and glittering sapphire suit which can turn his sleeves into sharp blades in case he needed to cut a fish dinner, and dyed his hair purple and put his yellow contacts to be his old self Leon, as the handsome she fell in love with that long ago. Then he watched as Spnia got her sexy black dress which looked sexy because of one leg sticking out from the dress and it was all shiny too with some bracelets.
"Hmm" his old ghosty friend Daemon wondered, looking at Sonia's leg. "Who knew your pretty wife here had such lovely buns"
"Their good too I guess, but what's even MORE lovely is her chest! Has big bouncers, and a big heart too!" he replied and winked to the camera.
He and her got in his monster truck covered in hearts for the occassion and drove to the fancy place nearby, sexxing with each other along the way. When they got to the place, Skip ordered some stake with some chips because chips are British for fries and Sonia ordered some risotto cause she wanted to see the chefs be like from Hell's Kitchen and thats a good show check it out!
As they were waiting for the stuff to come, Skip was watching some love animes on his high teck phone and did a lol when the cute girls trip over and the guys make funny faces. He normally didn't do that but it's the day of LOVE so he was in that special lovey moody mood. But just as he was waiting for the food, he saw a mystery man swing past the windows! But it was only for a moment so he didn't mind.
They got their food and ate it, sharing with each other like good couples, which they are one. But just as their finished, a laddy next to them started KISSING with her man! And then they got off their cloths and SEXXED! Then another one! And another! EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE RESTRANT WAS IN A SEXXING FRENZY!
"WTFFF! WhatS is this!" Sonia yelped at all the sexiness going all over and into theur plates and cups. "I feel like we have been striked by the LOVE CHAMPION and his Sexymax powers!" Slip yelped and then they sexxed also to fit in with the rest.
"Who is this guy thiugh?" she yelped between sexy yelps while doing the sexxing. "No idea! But I think I know who it is!" Skip wondered out loud but what he said got muffled by all the sex so it wasn't that loud really.
"Why should we care? It's just people sexxing anyway as they should, deal with it" Daemon grouched as if he got off the wrong side of the bed and that side of the bed had a bunch of grenades and sharks on the floor as well as some rates too that pooped all over the floor cause there rude and took over his breakfast cakes. Then Skip gets a call and it's from the President number so he pucked it up!
"Skip! Check it out! All of the gyms are sexxing each other!" Oleana screechled and Skip looked out to see Tammy sexxing Diane cause their lesbian and rubbing and doing love to there woman parts and Raihan doing it to Hop's Mom and Allstar was sexxing no one cause he's a kid you sillies!
"There's so much sex now that we can't get any work done today it's awfull!" Oleana worried but then she got off and Skip only herd a lot of static on her end because she was also hit by the Love Champion and went off to sex Kanu in the office who got hit also and I'm not gonna talk about it cause he's old so that's kinda eeird and I dont think you wanna hear that lol!
"OMG! It's like a SEXdemic out there get it!" Sonia cried as they stopped sexxing. It was like DayZ except instead of zombies there where dudes and laddies going out getting sexy! "We must get to the bottom of this! And maybe spank that bottom too" Skip spanked out loud and busted out of the window ready to go.
Tom was in his house and he was single during the day so he wasn't out loving like the others. He was doing a Valentines Twich stream except hes single and its not normal so hes got many people checking it out. But he wasn't doing that for long as suddenly two people bursted into his window and he wasn't expecting that.
"WTF!" Tom went all WTF. "Hello my young geeky chum! We just want to know if your the Love Champuon!" Skip winked back with a smart smile. "We think you could be him cause you did the thing with the Christmax band befors" (Check our the Christmas cruise special on my page to know more sorry for the advertise but its real good too believe me!)
"Well it can't be me!" Tom replied and showed off his pale stick arms with Dynamax bands on both of them. He had the Dynamax and Drunkmax band. "How can I do the sexy when my arms are full!"
"Oh we nebevr fought of that!" Sonia sighed with
an anime sweat and climbed back up the broken window. However when they did they couldn't get off because of all the people sexxing below! And they didn't want to interupt their fun times so they had to jump on a nearby heli to fly them to somewhere else. When they got on the heli that was pink, Bede was flying it.
"Hello, lovey birds!" Bede called to them, in a gooder mood than normal because he was feeling some good LOVE! "Just flying over to Hop since he's a little far. I want to give him a GIFT!". He opened the gift to show them and it was a video controlled made of chocolate for the occasion.
"Wait a minute!" Skip thought, looking at Bede's pink coat and thinking about the pink Sexymax band too. "Bede, my chum, you do like pink!" he gossipped to hims own self all stealthy. "Almost like the LOVE CHAMPION!"
When he got there Bede did a crash landing like in the movies to get down from the heli and the three got oht. They walked for a bit and Skip took in all the SEXnery (Its a play on words, get it!) as he saw buildings covered in sex fire from how hot all the sex was and dudes holding up sings that said things like "All hail the love champion of love" and "The end is SEXigh!" and they were sexxing while holding them too and they were naked and they were on a tower of sexxing peoples that formed a sex statue of a naked sexy laddy holding some choccos.
Bede saw hop and came into him. "Hello my hopping happy boyf!" he yelled, handing him the gift. "OMG thanks so much my whiety haired dream man!" Hop screamed with happy and love and opened the gift to find his gift. They got so happy and it was kinda sweet but Skip had to question him nonetheless! But then, before he coud do that thing...spmething struck again!
A bolt of lighting crahsed and hit Bede but the light was pink so it was not normal! And then…
"Oh my! I am sterting to want some LOVE too!" Bede jazzed all lovey and then another hit Hop too and then they got on each other to MAKE OUT! Skip and Sonia left them to do their fun but inside Skip was PISSED! Because Bede wasn't the Love Chmapion after all.
"Oh no! We ran out of suspect people! We will never find him now and the world of Galar will be forever plagued by the SEXdemic!" Hop cried a bit after the making out and Skip have him some papers to wipe the crying off. But jist then, the msyetry man himself poofed out right in fromt of them and did a cool lol showing off his shiny sexy band.
"You! You may have made Valentimes the loveliest it ever was but we shell artest you for interfering with the gov!" Skip poses all pointy at the mustery guy. The mystery guy did another lol and went all sexy "Oh yeah! Then we must settle this...with a LOVEOFF! Whoever shows love to Sonia the most wins!"
"Oh boy your f*vking on my chum!" Skip yells as he and the Love Champion starts to bring in the love! He starts it with giving Sonia a Rose but he realised he got the wrong rose and he gave her the fat peeing man instead of the flower and threw him into the street out of mad. Then the Love Champion gave Sonia a pic of his awesome man bits next to some chocos and had her all blushy and swoony!
Skip tried to counter that with giving some fine wines but the birds took them to be d*cks and the Love Champion was flying around singing sonhs on a magic catpet with her and she was singing too! WTF! How is this man better at sexxing than the sexist dude in Galar?!? We shell find out soon but it's really shocking I know! Skip was all exhausted by the end of it because of all the love he had to do to Sonia but the Love Champion was still slick and span and still lovin'!
"Who are you, and how can you be a better love maker than I!" Skip roared all angry, feeling very loved out. "Good wuestion!" The Love Champion goggled, and started to lift his cape and cloak up! And under all that...was...SKIP AGAIN?! :000000000
"Skip-senpai??!" Sonia yelled, hugging him. "Lol it was me all along! I simply wanted to make this day extra special to us my lovely wif!" he smiled, hugging back his best part of Valentine's day.
"Wait! if your Skip then who is this other Skip here?" Hop confuddled, looking at the other Skip watching them. "Did Raihan clone you again lol?"
"Narrrr matey I blasting haven't!" Raihan yelled from a distance while still getting sexy with Hop's Mom. But then the other Skip smiled too as he unzipped his costume and came out. Cause he was actually his greenly haired clone Leap!
"Yes! Daemon dude, you owe me for betting that I WOULDN't handle being in Skip's place for the day!" Leap smugged as he put his glasses back on then wiped them.
"Darn!" Daemon snarled but then he suddenly smilied for the first in a long time! "Anyway this was all a PRANK! Me and your love here just wanted to mess with Galar this Vanlentines lmao" he stated.
"Oh, Skip! Thats was the best Valenties's day ever!" Sonia yelled. "Never have I been getting love so much on this fine holdiay!"
"Anytime my wif" Skip said, holding her hand and leading her to a black lime. "Now we shell go on out REAL Valentimes dinner, with just the 2 of us!" So they did and they sexxed after and it was just the loveliest sexy night of Valentines', in Galar.
