Get effed
Go die
Jigoku ni ike
These were all the thoughts going through Cloud's mind when he entered Don Corneo's mansion.
Unfortunately, he had forgotten to bring the Buster Sword. Also unfortunately, Don Corneo had his sights on Cloud's... other sword.
It hadn't been a part of the plan for Cloud to be chosen as the next Mrs. Corneo, but it made sense. Cloud was pretty attractive after all. And with his pouty attitude, Corneo just couldn't resist wanting to break him in.
Well, Corneo wasn't the one doing the breaking this time. After just 15 seconds of putting up with Corneo's disgusting kinky time, Cloud made the decision to kick Corneo in the balls and rid him of the ability to procreate forever.
Upon receiving this legendary kick to the balls, Corneo was knocked out cold. Tifa and Aerith made quick work of the bodyguards and the trio walked out unscathed (physically speaking) from Corneo's mansion.
"I think I just took 1000 psychic damage," Aerith said half-jokingly as they stumbled out into the daylight of Wall Market.
"Tch, tell me about it," Cloud said stoically, crossing his arms and acting tough as if he, too, hadn't been scarred for life. It was hard to take him seriously, though, seeing how cute he was with two twin braids in his hair.
"Forgetting something?" Tifa winked, pulling the buster sword from her bra and handing it to Cloud.
"Uh... yeah... thanks," Cloud said, wiping off some of the sweat on his Shinra uniform before putting the sword on his back.
"Hey wait," someone called from behind them. They turned to see who it was, and saw Leslie sauntering over. "You created a huge mess for me to clean up, and you think you can just up and leave here?"
"Yeah," Cloud said, but Tifa elbowed him in the side to cut him off.
"We would be happy to help you dispose of the bodies," Aerith smiled, igniting the tip of her staff with a fireball. Tifa elbowed her in the side too.
"Please excuse my friends," Tifa apologized. "We didn't mean to cause any trouble."
Leslie sighed and put his hands on his side. "I have to admit, I hated Corneo's guts, but I always wanted to take him out myself."
"Then there's nothing to do but to get back in their and finish the job!" Aerith said enthusiastically.
"Cloud shrugged. "I've never been one to care about ethics."
Tifa chuckled uncomfortably and started pushing her friends down the path away from the mansion. "Give the Don our best, bye!" And with that they disappeared into the crowd, leaving Leslie alone to figure out the best way to hide a body.
After that, Cloud and co. didn't run into Corneo again, so they assumed Leslie did the right thing.
And so they all lived happily ever after... until they met Hojo.
To Be Continued...
