Dante's Gang consists of:

Lust 2.0

Young Wrath

Female Sloth ( Aka Trisha Elric )

Father's Gang consists of:

Pride

Male Sloth

People who double on both sides are:

Gluttony ( Gluttony got confused on the two Lust's and eventually became a companion for both of them )

Envy ( Envy is Envy on both sides, they were made by Dante and Hohenhiem making them Human Transmutation Homunculi but Father later gave them a part of his philosopher's stone )

Fuhrer Bradley ( He is Wrath but Dante recruited him as Pride since they had nobody fitting it though he still very much only embodies Wrath )

Greedling ( Greed had run in on both side as Greed, right now he is Greedling though )

These are what we will call them in the story. This is set in my mashup AU of FMA 2003 and FMAB I have the storyline in a different story.

"I'm starting to remember my past life and you guys won't believe what Scar's real name is," said the Lust from Dante's gang to the other Homunculi, "Apparently it was Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!"

Cue laughter and drink spitting.

"Listening to that hurts my head… what a bother," muttered Sloth from his position on the ground. Nearby him Sloth 2 bit back a laugh.

"What the hell!?" screamed Envy in disbelief, "How- What- Who named their child that!?"

"Damn," said Greedling, spitting out the drink he was drinking.

"Say what?!" exclaimed the child Wrath falling to the ground laughing.

"What a tongue twister, how can they sign their name like that?" asked Lust.

"Is that all the people I get to eat?" asked Gluttony, "I'm hungry,"

"Your always hungry," muttered both the Lust's before waving towards the fridge, "There should be leftovers if you didn't eat them already,"

Pride rolled his eyes in disinterest at his seat beside King Bradley.

King Bradley's eyes widened at the news, "What a coincidence my name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!"

Pride groaned again, smacking his face with his hand.

"There are those words again, what a pain," groaned Sloth, "I just wanna nap.. Zzzzzzz,"

"You guys have the same name?" exclaimed female Sloth before adding laughing, "Maybe I should have named Alphonse and Edward that,"

"Never name me that Mom please," said Wrath, imagining what it would be like to have a name like that.

"Seriously, who named their child that? Who?" asked Envy again, "And how did they get away with that?! Who would even want to!?"

Greedling spoke up sarcastically to Bradley,"It's almost as if you were soulmates! Do you guys have the same last name too?"

"More food!" whined Gluttony not really listening to the discussion and currently digging the refrigerator for extra food.

"That is an excessively long name, any longer than that and I bet you couldn't sign your name for your paperwork," laughed Lust, "No wonder Scar got a new much shorter name!"

Pride glanced at Lust, "That's just his first name,"

"WHAT!?" screamed everyone but Pride.

"Its true," said King Bradley, "My last name is Russell Daniel Paul Blake Joseph Allen Derrick Fred Orson Trevor Richard Charlton Christopher Benedict Garfield Polyurethane Nicholas Robert Theodore Skeet Michael Alvin Carter Bryce Geoffrey Marigold Peter Ethan Airen Poppa Willie Nathaniel Oral Chuck Slippy Slappy Zippy Zappy Angel Eyes,"

"S-S-Sorry w-what?!" laughed Wrath between his breaths, "Your name is Russell Daniel Paul Blake Joseph Allen Derrick Fred Orson Trevor Richard Charlton Christopher Benedict Garfield Polyurethane Nicholas Robert Theodore Skeet Michael Alvin Carter Bryce Geoffrey Marigold Peter Ethan Airen Poppa Willie Nathaniel Oral Chuck Slippy Slappy Zippy Zappy Angel Eyes?"

"YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT!?" screamed the others in disbelief, minus Pride.

"Of course we can, its very simple watch," smirked Pride before reciting it perfectly, "Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke, Russell Daniel Paul Blake Joseph Allen Derrick Fred Orson Trevor Richard Charlton Christopher Benedict Garfield Polyurethane Nicholas Robert Theodore Skeet Michael Alvin Carter Bryce Geoffrey Marigold Peter Ethan Airen Poppa Willie Nathaniel Oral Chuck Slippy Slappy Zippy Zappy Angel Eyes,"

Cue crickets chirping.

"Oh so when I remember Scar's full name everyone gawks at the name but when Pride and Wrath 2.0 recite it they get oohed and ahhhed at," scoffed Lust 2.0 with a flick of her hair.

"Can you recite and remember his last name?" challenged Pride.

"Of course," nodded Lust number 2, "Its… let me grab a drink of water,"

The Sloth that was once Trisha Elric grabbed some popcorn. Wrath proceeded to snag some of it.

The less powerful Lust proceeded to down an entire gallon of fruit punch before speaking, "Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke, Percival Ramdeen Gregory Nikolai Chucks Kozar Leonardo Gabriel Socrates Ming Victor Nostradamus Alastair Padishah Vladimir Stiegler Rasputin Foramir Walla Walla Shadeda Alexander Oliver Abelard Ernesto Sippy Sappy Angel Eyes,"

"I can't even be astonished anymore," said female Sloth looking at the other's as if they were all crazy.

"I was never astonished in the first place," shrugged Pride.

"Well you've heard it before what was your first reaction?" questioned Sloth.

"It was somewhere between passing out or punching me, or just gawking," responded Furhur Bradley him much to Pride's anger and dismay.

"See," smirked Wrath, "You aren't so high and mighty to not be shocked.

"Say one more word either of you and I will absorb both of your essences and allow you guys to live in eternal torment and that's after you've been manhandled and tortured for an entire week nonstop," threatened Pride.

That quickly shut them up.

Also Gluttony ate the fridge during all this thought I should mention that. Nom nom nom.

"Wait a minute!" yelled Envy jumping up in victory, "Greed they do have the same last name!"

"... huh?" asked

"Angel Eyes,"

"Pfft! What a last name!" remarked Greed.

"Hey, I'm very proud of that last name!" protested King Bradley.

"You have about 50!" said Envy.

"Well yeah but its the last last name!" defended the Furher.

"What's your middle name?" asked Wrath suddenly.

"You don't want to know…" was all that was said.

"Wait a minute… are you guys related?" asked Greed, "You guys have the same first name and last name… well sort of I guess,"

"Hmm… maybe we were named after a common ancestor…" contemplated Bradley rubbing his beard.

"T-there are o-other people with crazy names like yours? Is your family just every name imaginable? If so… I must meet them," said Envy.

Bradley shrugged. "I don't know,"

"I bet I can recite their names!" announced Greed, "Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Suri-k-ir-e uhhh something something…"

"Well if the second version of me can do it I can too," said Lust before taking a deep breath, "Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kai-ja-risui- er something something… Un-raim- atsu Fura- imat- OW I BIT MY TONGUE!" screamed Lust in agony though it almost immediately healed.

Lust 2 promptly spat out her drink, "Scar did the exact same thing! It's hard!"

"How did you do it so well?!" asked everyone.

"Trade secret," said Lust 2 in a singsong voice.

"Hell, how do you guys even remember it," asked Sloth number two.

"For me to know and you to never find out," responded Pride…. Out of everyone's line of sight there was a shadowhand reading off of a list he had written down in the other room with all the names on it. Although to his credit he was able to actually say it without getting tongue tied and he had memorized half of it just for fun during his freetime.

Now how Wrath and Lust's 2nd Version did it? They just have good memory.