I've always thought that Tamakoma-2 along with Jin were kind of like a family, and have wanted to always wanted to write something like this. Hope you guys enjoy it!


It was already early morning when Osamu woke up and started preparing himself for the day.

"Yo glasses! Good morning" Jin called Osamu who was leaning at the wall as Osamu came out of his room.

"Good morning, Jin-san" Osamu greeted as he smiled respectfully at his senior.

"What's wrong Jin-san, is there something you need from me?" Osamu asked curiously as to why Jin was waiting for him to get out of his room.

"No nothing really, just that later I want glasses to play along, ok? I want to see how much I can fool her" Jin said as he grinned mischievously, like a child planning to do a prank.

"Uhm… ok…" Osamu agreed uncomfortably, not liking where this is going, but having no choice he just followed Jin who went down the stairs followed by himself.

The two then continued going to the dining area where Chief Rindo, Yotaro, Raijinmaru, Yuma, Chika, and Usami were already there preparing the utensils. Everyone greeted the two who just entered the room and Osamu started helping out with the morning preparations. After eating their breakfast only chief Rindo, Yotaro, and Raijinmaru were left while the others went to a separate room to discuss about what they need to know in regards about the Border Organization.

While Usami revealed Chika's position the door to their room suddenly slammed open, which shocked everyone except for Jin who foresaw it, and the smirk on his face grew wider as if waiting for something amusing to happen. There in front of them was an angry fuming girl.

"My dorayaki is gone?! Who ate them!?" a long-haired girl shouted accusingly as her blue eyes scanned the room glaring at them scarily.

Making Usami, Osamu and Chika nervous, while Yuma stared at her curiously, as Jin watch nonchalantly at the events unfolding in front of him. And as she walked inside the room Raijinmaru entered the room carrying a sleepy Yotaro on her back.

"It must've been you again, right?! You ate them, didn't you?!" the angry girl accused as she stomped her feet towards the sleepy Yotaro and hold him upside down, which shocked Chika and Osamu at Konami's action.

"Mmm~ It was really yummy" Yotaro agreed sleepily as he smiled at his accomplishment.

"It really, was you?!" the girl shouted angrily and started shaking him up and down in anger.

"Sorry Konami. I used them yesterday as replacement to serve foods for our guests" Usami admitted hesitantly as she clasped her hand in forgiveness and taking out her tongue cutely to lower Konami's anger.

"You did what?!" Konami raged as Usami's admittance only added fuel to the fire and carelessly let go of Yotaro. Thankfully Osamu caught him as Konami stomped her feet towards the agitated Usami.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm going to buy them once more~!" Usami apologized as her cheeks started getting pinched by an angry Konami.

"I want to eat them now!" Konami demanded as she continued to pinch and stretch Usami's cheek.

"What do we have here? You're really being boisterous in the morning Konami" a man's voice said and two more people entered the room, the one who spoke is a muscle-y red-haired guy and behind him is a young black-haired handsome guy.

"Do you never get tired of it?" the handsome guy asked, then noticed the three youngsters sitting on the couch.

"Oh… are you three the newcomers that Jin-san mentioned?" the handsome guy voiced out as he looks at them closely.

"Newcomers?" Konami repeated in annoyance for not knowing anything about it.

"How come I didn't hear anything about this?! Why do we have newcomers here, Jin?!" Konami asked in annoyance and glared at Jin demanding answer her questions.

And as if he was waiting for this moment Jin smirked confidently at Konami's glare and walked towards behind the couch calmly and putting his hands on it. In front of Jin were Yuma, Chika and Osamu who was still holding a sleepy Yotaro and looked at Jin nervously.

"I still haven't said anything but, the truth is…" Jin stopped for a moment to let tension rise in the room as Konami solely focused on what Jin's about to say.

"That these two kids here are my children and glasses here is their mother" Jin answered with confidence as he smirked haughtily at Konami, which shocked everyone and looked at him ridiculously.

'Jin-san?!' Osamu thought in surprise, turning to stare at Jin's ridiculous statement as if anyone would believe such a lie.

"Lie! Who do you think I am?! I'm not that dumb to be fooled by something as crazy like a man getting pregnant you know!?" Konami spitted angrily.

"But it is the truth, look closely at us, doesn't he look like a mini me?" Jin continued and proved it by leaning closer to Yuma and both of them smirked at the same time.

"Now that you've mentioned it, he does have some resemblance to you" Konami admitted as she had to blink her eyes a few times to see the identicalness of the two.

'No way!? Are you serious?!' Osamu thought dumbfoundedly that someone would get fooled by such a lie.

"But!... But how?! Glasses is a man, isn't he?!" Konami shouted as she stomped towards Osamu and suddenly squeezed his chest without permission.

"Ggyyaahh?!" Osamu shouted as he jolted up astonishment while miraculously not letting go of the unconscious Yotaro in his hands, and stepping back against Konami but unknowingly got close to Jin, who has an amusing face the whole time.

"Konami-sempai what are you doing? Harassing our newbies pretty rude you know" the handsome guy asked as he started having fun watching the scene unfold in front of him.

"But Torimaru I thought he's just transvestite, wearing bandages to hide his breast but I didn't feel anything at all!" Konami exclaimed not understanding the logic of how Osamu could get pregnant.

'Do I look like a girl?!' Osamu thought inwardly, as he cried in disbelief at what just happened. It's as if something inside him was broken.

"Well, there are flat chested girls, Konami" Usami added going with the flow. Hearing this Chika unconsciously looked down and something painful squeezed her heart.

"Konami calm down, that's enough you guys" the red-haired muscle-y guy ordered, but it seems that none of them care or at least Konami's mind is too busy processing the mystery of Jin's family in front of her while the other two are just going with flow.

"But Reiji-" Konami reasoned as if there's a logical explanation on why this doesn't look ridiculous at all.

"Osamu Osamu" Osamu heard a whisper calling his name and looked down to see Yuma's duck face as he nods his head towards him, encouraging him to go along with the lie.

'Kuga!?... You're enjoying this aren't you?!' Osamu thought in annoyance as he glared at Yuma's amused face.

"Osamu-kun" Chika called smiling nervously as she and him are on the same boat of not knowing what to do in this crazy situation.

'Argh!... Fine then! I'll play along! Damn it!' Osamu thought in finality as he wants to cry in the corner for being mistaken as a girl, and is instead forced to play along with Jin's bizarre prank.

"Yes, believe it or not but Kug- I mean Yuma and Chika are our children and I guess you could say I am their mother since I was the one who conceived them" Osamu said innocently leaning his body towards Jin lovingly.

As he holds a sleeping Yotaro in his arms and leaned against Jin who wrapped his arm around Osamu's hips, Jin rested his head on Osamu's shoulder, while Osamu rested his head on Jin's shoulder, making them look like a lovingly sweet couple, contradicting Osamu's inside who's screaming in pain at what he's doing with his life and contemplating the decisions he made in this situation. While on the couch Chika is stiff to the point that she hasn't moved since the joke started and just smiled nervously, and Yuma looked smugly at Konami as he crossed his arms confidently.

If you stare at the four of them you can feel the ambiance of a perfect happy family, along with the resemblance of the children towards their parent. Obviously, Chika inherited Osamu's black hair, stiff nervousness, and sweat, while Yuma inherited the smug confident look on Jin.

"Gasp! You're right! I… I can't believe it!" Konami admitted finally, putting her hands on her mouth as she shakily took a step back at the extraordinary happy family in front of her. Usami and Torimaru put their hands in front of their mouth to stifle their laughter, while Reiji just put his hands on his head as if he's going to have a head ache.

"But you're so young! And still a man?! How?!" Konami asked in confusion as her body started to get wobbly, question marks were floating above her head as she started getting dizzy on how it is logically possible for a man to get pregnant.

"I know that I may look young but the truth is I'm actually 26 years old now" Osamu lied easily which made him uncomfortable as if he wants to cry already.

"Gasp! You're older than Azuma! But you look like a kid?!" Konami gasped in astonishment.

"I guess you could say it's because of my mother sides genes. We look younger than our original age, she even gets mistaken to be my twin sister" Osamu jokingly said, as Konami gaped at the information.

"As for how I got pregnant it's because I have hermaphrodite" Osamu continued while Konami was still processing the age information inside her head as she stared at Osamu with no shame.

"Hermaphrodite?! What's that?!" Konami asked in perplexed, as another new information entered her brain as she heard the word for the first time.

"It means that a person both have the sex organs of a male and female" Osamu explained slowly, as he noticed that Konami put her hands on head as her body swaying a bit too much because of the overloaded information thrown at her.

"That's… that's how I got impregnated by Jin" Osamu admitted shyly blushing a bit as he looked down in embarrassment, but deep inside he already wants to die.

Hearing this statement made Chika blush and looked down, while Usami put one of her hands on her knees as she bended a bit while the other hand is clutching her stomach in pain as she started gasping for air quietly, and Torimaru's body started shaking putting one of his hands on the wall for support, and even Reiji started putting his hand on his mouth.

"Sorry, glasses next time I'll make sure to be careful" Jin added just to spice things up and it worked. Everyone excluding Yuma had blossoming red faces at the statement.

"Ah… I think we should calm down, yes?" Osamu asked nervously as he saw Jin's smile widened in mischievousness, as his body started shaking fearfully and tried to step back a bit, but Jin encircled his arms around Osamu trapping him near him. And between them is Yotaro who's still sleeping not bothered by the commotion happening to around him.

"You say that now, but I'm sure later tonight I could make you agree with my demands just like last time, Osamu" hearing his name being called for the first time with a seductive voice made Osamu blush along with the statement.

As everyone understood the implications and the change of tone when calling his name everyone's mind started thinking a lot of not-so innocent things. Naïve and honest little Yuma is staring up at them with curiosity, sweet innocent Chika put both of her hands in front of her to hide her tomatoed red face, Usami and Kyosuke flushing face shamelessly watched excitingly on how things will go further, Reiji's tinted red cheeks doesn't know any more if he should stop them already or not, and for some unknown reason he can't move his body. While Konami's ripe tomatoed face is unconsciously watching excitedly at the so-called couple who's audaciously flirting with each other in front of everyone.

"Jin-san?!" Osamu exclaimed unbelievably as his face started going red, his heart started pumping stronger at the meaning of his words.

"Now… now, we… we should stop this kind of conversation already, there are kids in this room" Osamu reasoned wanting the joke to be over already.

"Oh, don't worry I already know exactly what you guys are talking about no need to take me into consideration" Yuma butted in, having way too much fun at everyone's reaction, especially at Konami's and Osamu.

"Kuga!" Osamu shouted angrily as he glared at Yuma's contempt face, but it looked more like a mother chiding his child.

"Fine fine I get it now. Osamu, better prepare yourself tonight, ok?" Jin said as he grabbed Osamu's chin inching his face little bit too close at Osamu's glowing face, a little bit more and they're close to kissing each other. And for the final effect, Jin slapped Osamu's butt.

"Hya~!" Osamu shouted in bewilderment and quickly put his hands on his mouth out of embarrassment. And that was the final straw.

Yotaro the sleeping beauty finally woke up from his long slumber, Konami's nose started bleeding and run away from the room. Usami collapsed on the floor as she started laughing and wheezing, tears coming out from her eyes, Torimaru clutched his stomach as he put one of his hands on his knees for support as he leaned against the wall as his body shake uncontrollably.

Reiji sighed in exasperation, it's still early in the morning and yet he felt like he already run a marathon, and that's saying something. Chika still has hands on her face hiding her flushing face as she won't be able to look at Osamu and Jin normally without thinking of something shameless about the two of them every night. Osamu was simply standing still, unmoving from his dead eyes representing his dead soul inside, as Yotaro climbed down and walked towards Raijinmaru. Even Jin was laughing in satisfaction at what just transpired, only Jin and Yuma were satisfied and left unscathed at what just happened.

"What's with the commotion, I just saw Konami running in the hallway" Chief Rindo asked as he entered the room, curious to see on what's happening when he saw Konami's running with a red face and from the looks of it her nose was also bleeding. As he got closer to the room, he started hearing a lot of noises and his curiosity is peak and when he looked inside, he is surprised at everyone's condition.

"What just happened?" Chief Rindo asked as he scratched his head in confusion, Yotaro riding behind Raijinmaru's back came towards him.

"Don't worry, all is well" Yotaro assured confidently as he gave a thumbs up at Rindo.

~Later~

"Konami, I forgot to mention that was a lie~"

"You tricked me?!"

"Konami-sempai, you're the only one who can be fooled by that kind of lie"

"Oh Konami you're so naively gullible, you know that?"

"Ow! Ouch! Why are you hitting me?!"

"Because you dared to trick your senior, that's why! Argh!"


So how was it? Jokes and comedy are not my forte, and I honestly just wanted to write this just for fun.

Do you guys think I should continue? If you have any suggestions for them, please comment below. Thank you!