Lucky Star ยป Unexpected Visitor
Marioliza
Author of 5 Stories
1. Beginning of the End OF TEH WORLD
Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Tsukasa H. - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 05-30-11 - Published: 05-23-11 - Complete - id:7017394
(Zeldamaster456 said he wanted a Lucky Star crackfic with him in it. I have no idea if he was serious. It's still happening. XD)
It was a usual day at Konata's house. Tsukasa, Kagami, and Miyuki were watching Konata play Fire Emblem: Ankoku Ryu to Hikari no Ken. For a while, it seemed like it'd just be any ordinary day, with no extreme occurances. Until...
"Hellooooooo? SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR!" someone shouted from outside. Furious banging on the window was heard. "OPEN THE DOOR IT'S RAINING AND THUNDERING AND I'M GONNA DIE OUT HERE DX" Outside the window, a boy in his early adolescent years could be seen. "LETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN"
"It hasn't rained today... At all." Kagami facepalmed. "The guy's a total wacko, Konata, you shouldn't..."
It was too late. Konata swung the door open, letting him in. "WELCOME, FELLOW WEIRDO!"
As Kagami said, it wasn't at all rainy outside, nor did it show signs of there being rain previously. Except the fact that the boy's clothes were soaked with...
"OMG, IS THIS MT. DEW?" Konata yelled, chewing on the shoulder of his shirt.
"Wait, so that stuff wasn't rain?"
"AGH, MY MT. DEW TRAP THAT I SET UP FOR PATTY EPICALLY FAILED! DX" Konata went into her emo corner and cried.
"O_o; Okayyyy, I'll just leav- HOLY FLUX ARE YOU PLAYING THE FIRST FIRE EMBLEM?" The strange boy ran up to the TV set, grabbed the controller, and began playing. "HA HA HA, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE JAPANESE WORDS SAY." He then realized something.
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I'm so rude!" he blushed in embarrassment. They expected some kind of apology for his weirdness, but instead... " I forgot to introduce myself! My name's Vinny!" Then, he went back to his game.
"Takara Miyuki."
"Hiiragi Kagami."
"Hiiragi Tsukasa."
"The girl over there sulking in her emo corner is Izumi Konata." Kagami pointed to the blue-haired girl.
Konata was muttering to herself. "My life is pointless and stupid and... Wait, why am I in this emo corner, again? LET'S HAVE A PARTY! 8D"
Everyone facepalmed.
Several hours later...
"YAY, I'M ABOUT TO WIN..."
GAME OVER.
"...I'll be right back, I gotta go do something important." Vinny stood up, and grabbed Tsukasa's hand.
"W-what are you..."
Vinny was out the door before she could finish questioning him.
"Well... That was..." Kagami tried to speak.
"Interesting..." Miyuki finished for her.
MEANWHILE, ON A FARAWAY ISLAND... OR IN SOME BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET, WHATEVER.
"We're almost there, Tsukasa..." Vinny panted. Of course, Tsukasa gave no notice. She had fallen asleep long ago, and Vinny had to carry her on his back.
"Aaaaand... Here!" He finally stopped walking, and took a break to let himself breathe. Behind him, there was a really really really really really really really...
*10 years later*
Vinny ate from a pudding cup that he just so happened to have.
*5 more years later*
...And thus, Greek Mythology was proven to be true.
*even more 5 years later*
really long staircase behind him.
"I liked the part when they painted fruits on the man so he could disguise himself in the forest!" Tsukasa commented on the amazing story that was somewhere in the repetitive "really"s.
"It's weird that how, during those 20 years of the narrarator talking, we haven't aged or really done anything..." Vinny noted. "...But it was such a long wait that I don't remember why I was about to jump off this really high-up window with Tsukasa!"
"WAT"
"Eh, whatever! We shall now fall down from this window, my love!"
"B-but I don't even see a window..."
Vinny began smashing a hole into the wall with the spoon he was using to eat his pudding cup, until it looked something like a window. "Hooray!" He grabbed Tsukasa's hand and jumped out the window.
"AHHHH!" Tsukasa yelled out.
"DON'T WORRY TSUKASA, I DO THIS EVERY TIME I LOSE IN FIRE EMBLEM!" Vinny yelled, because the sound of FALLING is too loud.
"DON'T YOU DIE A LOT, THEN?"
"YEAH, BUT IT RELIEVES MY FRUSTRATIONS!"
"I-I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES SENSE..."
"YEAH, YOU HAVE A POINT..."
ONE HOUR LATER...
"...WE'VE BEEN FALLING FOR A LONG TIME." Tsukasa finally said.
Vinny then had the best idea in the history of ideas. "WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE!"
"...WHILE WE'RE FALLING TO OUR DEATH?"
"YES. IT MAY BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO EXPRESS OUR TRUE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER THAT WE DEVELOPED DURING THE DESCRIPTION OF HOW LONG THAT STAIRCASE WAS."
"...OKAY."
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...
Somehow, Tsukasa and Vinny had found a really fancy dinner table and food, but the food flew off the table and got all over their clothes. "2nd freakin' time I've been covered in edible things today..." Vinny muttered to himself, no longer caring about the sound of FALLING blocking his voice.
"...HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA!" Vinny shouted out, getting out some sort of remote-control thing. "I'LL USE THIS TIME MACHINE TO GO TO DINOSAUR TIMES!"
"VINNY, DON'T..."
It was too late. Tsukasa and Vinny were already back in time.
"Tsukasa, I got this really weird idea! I'M GONNA KILL THE DINOSAURS! XD" Vinny pulled out a gun and began shooting down every single living thing in sight, and thank the heavens, Tsukasa wasn't one of those things in sight. She was hiding behind a rock, plugging her ears with her hands. Until, finally, the loud BAM BAM BAM of Vinny's gun was quieted.
"Okay Tsukasa, the dinosaurs are dead! Let's go back to the real world!" Vinny pulled out his time machine, and brought them back to 2011.
Tsukasa was hoping she'd be back at Konata's place. Nope. She was just falling, right back where she was.
MEANWHILE AT KONATA'S PLACE...
Some TV announcer guy was announcing stuff on TV. "In other news, there was a boy and a girl that started falling from a building, disappeared randomly, and then started falling again... Yeahhh, I'm just a news reporter, I dunno what the hell just happened, either. O_O;"
NOW BACK TO THAT PLACE WHERE VINNY AND TSUKASA ARE FALLING!
"AHHH-" Tsukasa and Vinny fell into a truck filled with feathers. However, there was still food and stuff stuck to their clothes, which made the feathers stick as well.
After a while, they finally made it back to Konata's place. Tsukasa walked into the house without walking, and Vinny followed.
"Tsukasa-san, Vinny-san, why are you two covered in feath..." Miyuki tried to ask.
"Don't ask..." the exhausted pair said in unison, until both fell down and started sleeping on the floor.
