2. Magick Flowerz

(HEY GUYS REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT THIS STORY SAID "COMPLETE?" IT DOESN'T ANY MORE.

Well, I'm finally on summer break, which means my entire life for the next 3 months is gonna revolve on updating stories and my dA. XD So that's... fun? :P)

It's been 2 weeks since this Vinny kid had moved into the neighborhood. No one was sure of where he actually lived, or if he even lived anywhere near them. Maybe he lived in the future or something?

"Hey Vinny, are you from the future? If you are, are you related to Mikuru Asahina?" Konata asked, as if she thought everyone would understand. Vinny just blinked in confusion.

"Oh, that's some anime character, isn't it? Sorry, Konata, but this isn't that kind of anime."

"WAIT A SEC, SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS AN ANIME? OMGOMGOMGOMG"

Konata would've exploded right then if she could. In fact, she did. She exploded into a pile of pixie dust.

"O_O;" everyone said in unison.

"Hey guys, what's with the glitter on the floor?" A new Konata randomly appeared and pointed at the dust pile. "Wait, is that pixie dust?" Konata bent over to touch the sparkly substance. "OMG, MY HAND IS MAGICAL NOW!" Konata started shooting magical lightning bolts out of her hand. "I AM A GOD!"

Miyuki, Tsukasa, Kagami, and Vinny ran out of the house, hoping that Konata would soon run out of pixie dust. They ran down a hill and hid. "That girl's insane, why do you hang out with her? !" Vinny demanded.

"Kona-chan's not usually THAT crazy..." Tsukasa explained.

"I swear, it's like we're in some really weird crack fanfiction." Kagami sighed.

"I have this one friend, Liza, and she would totally write something like this." Vinny chuckled a bit at the thought.

An awkward silence.

"I think we just broke the 3.5th wall..." Vinny muttered.

"...Life has been pretty weird since you came around, Vinny." the pigtailed twin admitted.

"I can see what you're talking about."

"Hey guys!" Konata called out. "I'm finished being a god, you can-" BOOM! Another strike of lightning. "Woops! ...Now you can come in the house!"

They climbed up the hill, and walked to the house that was somehow completely undamaged. "Hey you guys, I made plants!" Konata pointed to a field of flowers that suddenly appeared on her front lawn. Some were wild flowers, some were ones you would plant by yourself, and some were supposed to be on trees, but instead on the ground. What the heck was up with that? "Now, my colorful plant slaves, PHOTOSYNTHESIZE!" Konata threw a camera in the flowers. "Photo. Synthesize."

"Izumi-san, that's not how photosynthesis..." Miyuki tried to explain to her.

"SHADDUP MIYUKI, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS!"

Vinny just stared at the flowerbed for a while, even when the girls had walked back inside. As if he were... Picking out flowers.

It was known now that Vinny had a crush on Tsukasa. He had expressed his feelings to Tsukasa two weeks ago, when they were falling from a building. Did Tsukasa even remember that? Well, of course she did, it's kind of hard to forget being on a date while staring death in the face. But did she take him seriously?

"I'll show her I was serious..." Vinny promised.


"No, this one has a bent stem... Ugh, this one isn't colorful enough..." Vinny never thought he'd be this picky over flowers. I mean, come on, he was a man! Men crush flowers! But nope. He just had to get the perfect bouquet for Tsukasa. Sure, he could go to a flower store and buy them, but that just wasn't the same as fresh flowers, straight from the ground. Even if they WERE grown with magic, but flowers are flowers.

Finally, Vinny finished his bouquet. Various pinks, whites, reds, decorated the flowers. Tsukasa had left the house a while back, but she didn't live far. He stood up, careful to not do anything to ruin the flowers.

Vinny began walking in the direction he saw Kagami and Tsukasa go.

He knocked on the door when he got to the house. A girl with purple hair answered. Her hair was a different shade than Kagami's and Tsukasa's. A plum color. "Hm? Who might you be?"

"V-Vinny..." he stuttered. This wasn't what he expected. He wanted Tsukasa to appear at the door.

"Hiiragi Inori. I'm Tsukasa's sister. I've heard about you. Would you like to come in?" Vinny nodded, and walked in.

"Hi, Vinny!" Tsukasa greeted, running up to him. "What are you doing here? Who are the flowers for?"

Vinny wasn't expecting Tsukasa to have more than 1 sister. He assumed that the other 3 that he hadn't met are the mom, dad, and another sister. "They're for... you..." he mumbled.

Tsukasa blushed, and looked up at Vinny. "...T-thank you..." she replied, taking the flowers. "They're pretty..."

Vinny smiled awkwardly, then said, "We-well, I better go now. Uh... Seeya, Tsukasa!" he bolted out the door, half embarrassed, and half thinking Thank God she liked them...

"Vinny, think fast!" Konata yelled out.

"Huh?"

Vinny was then struck by Konata's hand-lightning. "That'll teach you to steal my photo-synthesizing minions..."