3. I Add A Kayak In The Fic For No Reason
"...I committed murder today." Konata finally confessed.
"wat" everyone else replied.
"That poor spider did nothing wrong. I'M SO SORRY! DX"
Everyone facepalmed, including the spider's soul.
"AHHHHHHHHH! A SPIDER'S SOUL! KILL IT!" a human ghost squished the spider's soul, causing the spider ghost to become a spider ghost ghost.
"D:" The spider ghost ghost said.
Then, a human ghost ghost...
"WE GET IT, JUST STOP WITH THE DAMN GHOSTS!" Vinny yelled, clutching the sides of his head.
"No! :D" The narrarator exclaimed.
3,752,635,236 layers of the afterlife later...
"That was more jacked up than Konata..." Kagami muttered.
"Hey! D:" Konata exclaimed.
"I wasn't aware that ghosts could have ghosts... It is rather odd..." Miyuki said, more to herself than to the rest of the group.
"You know, Miyuki, you've only had, what, 2 lines in the fic?" Vinny noticed.
"D:"
"Hey look, now it's 3! :D" Konata pointed out.
"O_o;"
3 hours of counting Miyuki's emoticon "lines" later...
"Yay, Miyuki's had a bunch of lines, now I don't have to worry about that any more." the narrarator cheered sarcastically.
"Y'know, me and Tsukasa should probably get going." Kagami decided, her and Tsukasa getting up. "Seeya."
"Kay, bye!"
Soon, Miyuki departed as well, and so did Vinny. And that's when Vinny realized something.
As he swam in the water, he remembered that- Wait, water?
"...Uhh... Did the pavement get replaced with a river?" Vinny asked. He looked around, and found that, indeed, the pavement was replaced with a river.
"...Oh yeah, I was about to realize something... Oh, that's right! I FORGOT TO GIVE THIS LETTER TO TSUKASA! DX" He pulled a folded-up piece of paper out of his pocket, not caring about the fact that it was still completely dry, even after being in the water.
"Maybe I can get to her house... But being there with soaked clothes would be so awkward..." Then, the answer to all his problems randomly appeared, as if it were sent from God!
...And it probably was, since it fell from the sky, onto his head.
Vinny swam up, spit out water that he managed to catch in his mouth, and looked up. "OMG, it's a kayak!" He got into the kayak and began to row the boat to Tsukasa's house, hoping he'd dry off by the time he got there.
Many hours of kayaking later...
"You know, I don't remember Tsukasa's house being this far." Vinny said to himself. He looked down, and realized that his kayak was gone, and he was just sitting in the air. "Wait, wha-" Then, he fell into the water. "Dammit, I was just about dried off, too!" He sighed, and swam the rest of the way.
When he finally got there (Seriously, did the street expand when it was turned to water or something?) he was just about out of energy. Whatever energy he had left was wasted on crawling a few steps over to Tsukasa's house before blacking out.
Dear Tsukasa,
I know that we haven't really known each other that wrong, but for the sake of the crackfic, (heh, I broke the 3.5th wall again) I'm going to confess my feelings for you in this poem because my real life social skills suck. Well, here goes:
Your hair is a great shade of lilac
It doesn't matter if it doesn't cascade down your back
Your eyes are a remarkable shade of blue
There is no other perfect hue
I wish I could've gotten to know you more...
But if you're readin this by the door...
I like you, Tsukasa. I don't know how to explain this further...
Once again, I'm terribly sorry I have to depart so soon...
From,
Vinny
Tsukasa put the note down, and stared down at her unconscious friend. "Vinny, wake up..." She shook his arm. "Vinny?"
"No, mommy, 5 more minutes... Mom, seriously, I'm on summer vacation, leave me alone..."
"Vinny!"
"AGH WHAT?" Vinny jumped up. "Oh, uh, hi Tsukasa..." He noticed that she was holding a piece of paper, and blushed. She was reading his note. "Oh, I, uh..."
Tsukasa just giggled. "Vinny, you're so cheesy." He looked down at the ground, embarrassed. "But you know something, Vinny? I kinda like you too."
He looked up again. "Really?"
"Yeah." She smiled.
They stared at each other for a while, not saying anything. Then, they began to inch towards each other... Slowly... Until...
"Now you guys just confessed your love for each other, let's party!" Konata exclaimed, swimming towards the couple.
"Kona-chan, where did you come from?" Tsukasa asked, startled.
"From my house, duh! Come on, let's party already!"
Vinny and Tsukasa smiled awkwardly. "...Uh, okay!" Vinny was too tired to argue.
"YAY!"
(A/N: And thusly, that ends the fic. I hope you liked this, Vinny, and anyone else who was reading!
Vinny's actually the one that wrote that poem for Tsukasa, so don't critique me, I just copy it. XD
Vinny (c) Himself (Zeldamaster456)
Tsukasa, Kagami, Konata, Miyuki, Inori (c) Lucky Star)
