Chapter 1:I'm Lord Beerus
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
These sounds reverberated around the room that hosted a figure, that lay peacefully in a round bed, that was floating in mid-air completely defying the laws of physics, with its power. This scene would look peculiar to any onlookers, never accounting for the strange purple being that was laying down sleeping peacefully.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
The sound occurred again, this time making the being, that resembles a cat stir but went still again, seemingly not wanting to get up. Rolling over on his stomach and putting his sheet over his head, then gradually went back to the gentle embrace of sleep.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
This time, the being woke up and was seeming, furious and annoyed by the constant noise that kept waking up, he stood and without thinking started to launch purple and yellow energy balls all around the room. Which caused many explosions that could be heard from miles away. The noise however only seems to infuriate him.
Seconds later, after his anger was subsided, the being, or more accurately the soul inhabiting the cat-like creature noticed something wrong with its location, looking around however the soul started to panic slightly as he realized that this wasn't his apartment.
'Ok, ok, ok. No need to panic Andrew. You just awoke in an unknown location. Just follow the rules'
Saying This he began to survey himself and his surroundings, instantly he noticed the changes to his body, it was now purple and skinny, and on his, both hands were golden bracelets, and behind him was a long tail half his body length.
Difficult as it was he placed this revelation behind him in favor of surveying his surroundings for clues for his new predicament, walking to the edge of the bed(which he notice was floating) then stared down below which he soon regretted as he discover that he was so far op that it would be devastating if he somehow falls off.
'God, God Almighty, this has to be a joke. How the fuck did I end up here, this has to be some sick joke, a kidnapping, a government experiment, or something along those lines. Now I'm Purple, in a large room on a floating bed, I'm must either be going insane or this is some experiment."
Spending some time for this to settle in that he was no longer a human being as far as he could tell and that he was possibly in a simulation or if he was, then this could all be a fake which could indicate that he was possible drugged or kidnapped by the government or some terrorist organization that was testing something to use to take down America.
All of those seemed plausible since he didn't have the slightest clue of where he was or how he got here which made him feel fear. Fear of the unknown made him even more afraid as he tried and failed to make sense of the situation. All of his theories came to an end when he heard a voice from somewhere below.
"Lord beerus, are you awake now?. It's been 14 million years as you requested now it's time for you to wake up."
Hearing the voice Andrew instantly got on the defensive, this could be his kidnapper, but that was illogical why would a kidnapper address him as Lord, he heard the name beerus before, in an anime called "Dragon ball super" he had already forgotten most of the anime as it got boring with Goku's plot armor and how he always wins every fight no matter how powerful the opponent except for beerus and whis.
He was getting tired of how the story was going. Like a bad cliche anime, Preaching love and friendship, is annoying, to say the least. He could have continued after the black Goku arc. The whole friendship and love get boring after a while so he stopped watching it then focused on some light novels and manga, which had the evil protagonist route that he loved with their ruthless thinking and cold-blooded nature which captivated the moment he started.
Over the years he began to forget about dragon ball z as he found that there were more interesting anime out there that had the evil protagonist route that he admired. Which made him barely remember the series, and it was sad because if the creator would make someone like Vegeta as the protagonist instead of the stupid, naive Goku then it would have been better in his opinion.
Sitting in the bed massaging his head, he notices a blue-skinned alien, with white hair and holding a thin stick with a round ball floating above it, near his bedside with a smile on his face. Surveying the being the be in front of him he could tell that this was the attendant of beerus the destroyer.
"Did you have a nice nap, my lord?"
Watching the mouth of the alien moving made him come to terms with the fact that he indeed was the infamous beerus the destroyer, the God of destruction, one might say that he accepted his situation too quickly but when faced with overwhelming proof there isn't anyone that could deny the predicament. Not accepting it would be idiotic.
"Are you alright, my lord"
Andrew laid back down on the bed then closed his eyes, which to whis, who was staring at him to be dismayed.
"My Lord, please don't go back to sleep. it has already been 14 million years since you last ate, don't you want to taste the new delicacies the universe has to offer."
Ignoring whis to attempt of bribery, Andrew covered his head with the sheet the quick act like he was sleeping. This was because this would inevitably make whis leave so that he would have more time to better assess this situation. Even if he accepted his circumstance that didn't mean that it wasn't bizarre. A part of himself kept denying it, but the pragmatic side of himself told him to adapt to the possibility of this all being real.
Everything seemed real. From his intake of breath to the bed underneath him, to even whis, although everything was two-dimensional anime it felt real to him. But it was an anime which he found himself in, which he was the most powerful in the universe, well second to whis but that wasn't the point. He was now the most overpowered being in-universe seven, thinking about that made him delighted.
While thinking, about the reason for his transmigration, he began to think about if a being so powerful could just place him in a body that was equivalent to a primordial God so casually, it made him all the wearier. He read about how ROBs always would transport the mc into some fantasy world to entertain them, and those protagonists wreak havoc on the universe and conquer it with their overpowered abilities. Some stories had the having a harem but he stopped reading those after one chapter.
He didn't like harems, they completely ruin the story with their completely stupid brain-dead nature which only serve to make him hate them even more. Why would one man want to have billions of women? If it was just one-night stands then he would understand or rape, which would be more understandable since it would just be more about lust than anything else. This would completely make the plot more interesting.
Getting back on topic, when he read fanfictions the Mc always start as a mortal being, then they began their journey to godhood and beyond, but he was placed in a god role from the start so he didn't know how he was to entertain an Omnipotent being. He thought that if he was ever placed in a fictional universe that he would have to work hard to get overpowered so that he could be lazy for the rest of eternity.
He then suddenly jump up, frightening whis slightly. But Andrew didn't pay any attention to the blue angel as he had an epitome
'That it! This must be an experiment. To see what I would do with the power. It could be a ROB or a government agency, I don't remember seeing such advanced technology that could simulate breathing, smell, and touch to this extent. The government could have it in secret so I can't rule that out just yet. But that brings me to the possibility of a ROB, which is strange that it picked me instead of someone else Is odd because I have done anything to warrant me to be a good guinea pig. Same thing with the government.'
"Lord beerus, are you feeling alright. Do you require medical attention? Or are you still angry from the incident"
Recalling that the angel was in the room, he laid back down and covered his head again, this time with his pillow, he contemplated his is next move forward. He was thinking about numerous ideas that would make him escape but none of them were plausible since he had no way of Blackmailing the government or a ROB for that matter. So all he was reduced to do was speculate his future actions.
"Whis, what year is it."
"It's 988 million AC(After Creation). My lord,"
This wasn't the answer that he was expecting, it was far off from what he was expecting, first, he didn't know what AC meant(he was not going to ask in fear that whis would suspect something was wrong). But it sounded like it wasn't far from the age of 700 like in the anime and manga.
"Lord beerus, I think its time you get up,"
"Why do you constantly want me to wake up,"
Whis was silent for a moment before he spoke again.
"Well you see, my lord, the demon known as Majin Buu recently awoken by the sorcerer named Bibidi and is currently killing all the Kais."
"And how is that my problem, whis"
"In case you forgot, your life is tied to the Supreme Kais so if he dies so do you,"
This made Andrew annoyed. He just got the power and body of one of the most overpowered characters in dragon ball. And now it is close to being terminated. All because of that being called Majin Buu and that clown Bibidi. He just wanted to lay peacefully on his comfy bed and laze around for the end of eternity in silence and without any difficulties to deal with.
'God, this is a pain, I just got to be overpowered now those fools want to end it'
"Alright, ready my things"
