I disclaim,

That the character names,

Are not my own,

And you can read JK Rowling on your phone. …..


One an Auror,

One to rule,

One girl, to takes one as husband and the other as a lover,

Another to be the King of Fools.

One the True King,

One the vanquisher,

One girl who thinks of many many things,

One of which is how to get away with murder.

Thus our tale begins,

Of one who died eating gruel,

And now come, hear about the victim,

The King of Fools.

Born the 7th,

at the March ides,

Born to parents,

With a third-born son who died.

For the Dark Lords fool,

become his favorite hidden tool.

He with the power of Darkness,

from the line of Nott.

Killed by the hand of his lover as a kindness,

And in the dark left to rot.

Just for your reference,

His Grandma Hester is Lord Nott's sister.

And now for a bit of silliness,

This Great-Uncle's name is Lester.

The King of Fools alas did not know,

With all the lies told,

Who did indeed serve that fatal bowl?

Oh, dear!

All hail the dead King Ronald.

But dear reader, do not fear,

For the long arm of the chief Auror.

Has all but one clue,

As he endeavors to explore,

That hand to rule.

Born to parents, the Dark Lord inspires,

For the Dark Lord is cruel, Born as the 7th moon rises.

For the True-King marked by newly named Ron Nott,

With powers, only the dark lord knows.

For the True-King had left the King-of-Fools to rot,

As these two had become lovers but then went back to being foes

Just a quick point of call,

The True-King had two lovers,

With one of whom he did brawl.

And the King-of-Fools had the same lover as the True King.

As the Chief Auror did discover,

The very lady in question wore a beautiful silver wedding ring.

Oh goodness, what a bother!

Yet justice prevails,

from monarchy to democracy commences.

For the True-King, King Draco found guilty, was put through the Veil,

While the people celebrate by eating oranges.

As for the sneaky witch,

Who had two kings for lovers.

Her scheme for revolution went off without a hitch,

And for her clever act, the Chief Auror went at it with her for hours.

For the chief Auror is the vanquisher,

He-who-works-too-hard,

He, the seventh month born, Dark Lord Slayer,

He who raised by lumps of lard.

Harry Potter He-who-enforces-the-law!

And what of his wife moste beloved?

Well, he married her before the end of the war.

Both kept it a secret, so it remains uncovered.

Since the war had caused so much instability,

Kaos and trouble everywhere.

The Malfoys thought they could become a monarchy,

And the masses did not seem to care.

But of course, some opposed,

And Harry, of course, joined the Aurors.

Ron wearing a jesters hat gave the new King Draco a beautiful orange rose.

Please do not ask about what happened to Dolores!

As for the other Weasleys, well,

Molly lived and went back to her mothers,

The King-of-Fools, King Ron, pushed Percy down a well,

After his Great Uncle Lord Lester Nott adopted Ron, they killed all the other brothers.

With the new monarchy came a wedding of Draco and Ron.

Or with their titles, the True-King and the King-of-Fools.

Both fell in love with a lady friend of Ron's who was looking for some extramarital fun.

Of course, the two men ceased their marriage when she both made them fools.

Narcissa and Arthur ran off together after their lads did divorce.

Lucius stayed in England,

And one strange night got hit by a rock singers voice curse.

Unsurprisingly, he started a band.

Magical England, now ruled by the two kings.

King Draco banned all oranges.

A girl who overthinks started to plan a very nasty thing,

And King Ron took to eating several porridges.

When King Ron named Lord Lester his Chief Auror,

Harry knew not what to do.

Most of his money had gone in tithes to the boy he thought was like his brother.

So with his secret wife in tow, he went on to become Chief Auror to King Draco.

Oh yes, times were crazy!

King Draco built lots of libraries and orchards.

"Off with their heads!" hollered King Ron about McNair, Dolohov and Yaxley.

Harry's sweet wife had to stop seeing him during their lazy weekend lunches.

Chief Auror Lord Lester Nott married his niece Molly

Not long after the Royal split,

Theo Nott married sweet snarky Ginny.

But her brother King Ron, the King-of-Fools, had a major ugly hissy fit.

King Ron asked Harry to investigate his new brother in law,

For Theo was King Draco's oldest friend.

When King Ron screamed at Harry to become his chief adviser,

Their friendship did so end.

Folks, this is where things got freaky,

As Theo also quit his lifelong friend.

hen King Draco tried to kill Ginny!

Draco missed, got Theos dad instead.

The cheeky, cheating revolutionary wife,

Got working to stop another civil war.

She certainly, wanted no more strife,

And so she bedded King Draco once more.

It was a stab in the dark and yet came to fruition.

She whispered that he could rule all of England.

A week later, King Ron was dead, having eaten both porridge and potion.

Plus, Lucius also broke up with his band.

Under strict questioning by Harry Potter,

As directed by the new king of all magical England, King Draco,

His father, Lucius Malfoy, was found not to be the plotter.

Lucius did, however, name one who would act so low.

The cheeky, cheating revolutionary wife returned to her husband and remained loyal.

His workload had reduced when England recombined.

Then Harry named, as Assistant Chief Auror, one Gregory Goyle.

As to who the real schemer was, the Aurors never did find.

So dear reader, would you like to discover this cheeky witch?

And figure out this intriguing mystery,

Of the one who set up Ginny, her husband's ex-girlfriend?

With her own ex-lovers best friend.

Of course, as the king's sister, her wedding when off without a glitch!

But consider this little prophecy.

Born as September dies,

Left the only one of 3 alive,

Born to parents with brown eyes,

She is the Chief Aurors wife.

For she is is the spark,

The inspiration of the vanquisher's power,

She who ultimately rejects the King of Dark.

She, who got away as the King Slayer

Yet loves her husband, the Chief Auror Harry Potter, wholeheartedly

She is the ultimate heartbreaker

And her name is

… Hermione