Ranger and Stephanie still belong to Janet.

"Your mother's right," Steph said, one day before work. "Olivia looks like Julie. The Manoso genes are potent."

"No, that's our sex appeal, Babe."

She paused in getting Olivia dressed in a purple Ranger's hockey onesie and unbelievably small matching sweatpants.

"You being a walking, talking Cuban sex God did help in creating her."

"We were together many times before she was conceived."

"Okay, so you're super hot and I can't resist you. Now we're on a month-long hiatus. Considering Olive's hatred of sleep, it may be even longer than that."

My daughter and I will have to have a talk during the next diaper change and reach a compromise when it comes to sharing Stephanie's time. Olivia being equal parts of us both, I know she'll be willing to work out a deal.