"Talk"

'Thought'

[Weapon/Abilities]

「Kumagawa Speech Patterns」


"「Hello everyone, my name is Kumagawa Misogi, Age: 17, Blood Type: AB, and Gender: Female, I wanna take this chance to explain my situation to you all, I am what you call a 'Natural Born Loser', like what it saids on the title, heh, you may be confused on what that means, well, like your typical cliche protagonist on a Weekly Shounen Jump, where they have everything, beauty, popularity, friends, a really good life, I'm none of those things, not beautiful, no popular, no friends, and no good life, but after hearing those things, you would immediately labelled me as the cool loner or maybe someone badass with trust issues, am I right? Huh? HUH?! WELL NO, DON'T EVER LABEL SOMETHING SO FALSE ON ME! I might be a main character, but that doesn't mean nothing to me, Why?! Well let me explain my everyday life. I wake up from room which is use as mom and dad's personal storaged, so no privacy, I made sure I wake up around 4 am, so I could have time to use the shower while my parent's are asleep, it's better than asking and them using the water hose on me outside where all could see my nudity. Anyway after I shower, I clean my school uniform as best and as quickly as I can, it was meant for boy's, but I grew attached to it and try my best to keep it in good condition, then I work on my homework, which is alot since my teacher loves to give me extra and only me. But I'm getting ahead of myself, after I do all that and if I'm lucky enough to have spare time left over, I like to read my secret stash of Manga I hid away from my family, if they find them they would most likely get rid of them, so I'm very careful when I read my literature. Soon in a hour or so, I would have to cook breakfast for my mother and father, it been my job to do this every since I was 5, now, you might be wondering what kind of parents would make there children do this? My kind apparently, my father is drunk smoker, while mother is fat lazy slob, shocking and how original, though surprising enough they both have successful jobs, Daddy is a right hand man of a CEO and mommy is a voice actress to some famous cartoons and animes, they both get pay well enough, and we actaully live in a big house, nothing ever goes wrong for them, but it makes me wonder, why am I treated like a slave? Whatever, I serve the food for everyone, but whenever I make some left over for myself, they always take it away from me and eat it, leaving me nothing but plates to lick clean off, though in rare moments, there would be crumbs to, when breakfast is over, I'm force to do some chores while my parents get ready for work, they take their time getting ready or give me to much things to do, always resulting me in being late for school, by the way have I mention that I'm a middleschooler? Crazy as my scores are always below average, but I like school, it's better than being home, I'll explain later why that is, but first lets talk about my educational life, when I arrive to the school, I immediately go to the office to get my tardy slip, where I get lustful looks from my principle, I unusually try my best to stay away from him, you'll understand later, I go to class where I can usual meet my favorite torturous desk, you know how some people can sleep on a bed of nails? Well it's not the same as sitting on a chair of glewed thumb tacks, eventually I wear special padding on my pants to not get stab deeper in my skin, but my bullies aren't dumb and would perpously push me deep in my seat, I try my best to not make a noise while sitting, but I do let out some pain tears, then when class start, it's normal to say the leasts, since they actually teaches us stuff, and I do my best to really pay attention, but it could be hard to do that when your constantly being bullied during class, whether by spit balls by the students, or by teachers calling me to get up from my seat to answer a question, then sitting back down on my chair, I have no allies, then when classes is over and I gather my extra homework, I head to lunch, which is honestly my favorite time of the day, because not only for the food, but because I got a little secret spot in the school that no one knows where it at, where I eat in peace, do some homework, and maybe read some Manga, it's a nice and relaxing place to be at, that is, if I even make it, I don't most of the time, I get caught by my bullies a lot, good days, they just smack my food out my hand and on the floor then repeatedly stomp on it then leave me hungry for the day, but on bad days, they do the same thing, but they don't leave afterwards, if bullies are boys, I get used as a item for there sick games, like gun roulette, with a real gun, I like that game, because I have 5 in 6 chances of dieing, good odds in my opinion... I always lose, though if I was bullied by girls, they like to use me as a way to vent off there anger or frustration they have built up inside, by either insulting me, belittling me and saying I have more of a chance to marry a hog then a actual man, but if they feel in a good enough mood, they'll violently beat me up for a minute or two, sometimes it makes me wonder why I'm so hated, is it my boyish looks? Are they jealous for my successful parent's? Or do they naturally hate me? I will never know, after the favorite time of the day is over and my classes are over, two things might happen to me, I could simply go walk home and possibly get robbed, or go to detetion for something I haven't done and meet the principal, it's a 50/50 chance where I lose either way, because I could go home or meet the headmaster of my highschool, if you haven't already guess, is a total pervert, though instead of going after more beautiful and even more bustyier girls, he has a thing for me, if I have to guess to why, it's because he knows my parents doesn't care about me and is using that chance to get with me, I won't go into details on what he does to me, but let's just say he was kind enough to get me pills, I don't want to go threw another abortion again, but to be honest if I had to choose, I prefer a normal one on one then my usual one on two, because at least with the principle, I get benefits with passing grades, but with my mother and father, my rewards are just more chores, cooking them dinner, and another baby to add in the grave, and that's only if I please them, because if I don't, I'll be taken to the basement, and, I, I, I CAN'T GO BACK THERE AGAIN! IT SO DARK, AND I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT WHAT THEY DO TO ME! I COULD ONLY GUESS FROM THE PAIN OF BURNING, CUTS, BREAKING! WHY AM I GOING THREW THIS?! AREN'T I THE MAIN CHARACTER?! WHERE IS MY HAPPY ENDING?! AM I JUST MADE TO BE CONSTANTLY TORTURE JUST FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT-"


Thank you for reading, see you next chapter~

(Also you can consider this as a AU where Kumagawa is a female tortured soul)