Principal willaby loved his gizmondo. He thought it was the greatest console ever made. He loved playing sticky balls on it.

Yakko warner hated both willaby and the gizmondo. Yakko was a Nintendo fan.

Yakko the nintendork broke through willaby's house and stole his gizmondo. Willaby cried. He vowed to kill yakko and get his gizmondo back.

Willaby chased after yakko by driving his willabymobile.

Willaby saw a gamestop. He entered the gamestop and saw they were selling undertale merchandise. This reasonably got willaby very angry. Willaby got a flamethrower and burned the undertale merch. The gamestop employees and the gamestop boss thanked willaby for destroying the evil undertale merchandise so they wouldn't have to sell that garbage.

Willaby found himself a mcdonalds. When willaby entered the mcdonalds, he saw they were selling teen titans go happy meals. Willaby got a teen titans go happy meal and ate everything, including the toys. Willaby saw some hairy ape-like nerds crying because they were angry mcdonalds was selling teen titans go happy meals, because they hate teen titans go. Willaby farted in all the nerds' faces and the nerds all died.

Willaby saw a house covered in toilet paper. He saw the house was owned by timmy turner. Willaby got disgusted that timmy turner was still alive so he wanted to change that. Willaby got a supergun and went pow pow pow. Timmy turner had more holes in him than they do in a tom and jerry cartoon. Timmy died and willaby devoured his corpse.

Willaby drove his willabymobile through a carwash. Then he drove through a farm and drove in the mud, then drove under pooping birds, then drove in a nightclub where beer and dirty balloon things were thrown onto the willabymobile.

Willaby saw the rolie polie olie teapot house. Willaby drove his willabymobile into the house and broke through the concrete walls. He drove over and killed the entire polie family.

Willaby saw an angry gamer's house. He saw some angry gamer named percy cry because he was ranting on how much he hated the Atari jaguar and 3do. Willaby liked the Atari jaguar and 3do so that pissed him off. Willaby ran over percy and killed him. Willaby also destroyed percy's mario and Zelda game collection.

Willaby saw Kirby eating baby pokemon. Willaby ran over Kirby and the pokemon.

Willaby saw his brother paddy the pelican. Paddy asked willaby when bubsy 5 was coming out on the intellivision amico. Willaby told paddy to shut up and drove away.

willaby saw storage area. He saw it stored one thing, a copy of the lost dvd movie, 'a day with spongebob squarepants.' Willaby wasn't interested in the movie, so he took the dvd case and burned it with his flamethrower.

Willaby found himself in a dark castle. The evil king of hyrule was eating octorocks. Willaby stole the octorocks and ate them for himself. The king of hyrule got very angry and sentenced willaby to be executed.

When the hyrule guards came to fight willaby, they were unprepared for what willaby was going to do as principal willaby was a fighting master. He used his willaby-fu on the guards, and his willaby-fu was so strong it caused the body parts and heads of the hyrule guards to explode like they do in fist of the north star. The king of hyrule cried like a baby and cowered like a bitch. He knew his fighting style, king-fu, was no match for willaby-fu. The king asked willaby to spare him. Willaby scolded to the king that after he'd scrub all the floors in hyrule, then he'd talk about mercy. The king of hyrule was forced to scrub all the floors in hyrule.

Morshu was in his shop when willaby stopped by. Willaby told morshu he needed to buy weapons cause he wanted to kill yakko warner to get his gizmondo back. Morshu offered bombs if he was paid rubies. Willaby wanted to test the bomb so killed threw at morshu. Morshu exploded into tons of blood and guts. Willaby didn't pay him anything.

Willaby went to antartica. He found norm of the north eating radioactive baby mario clones. The radioactive baby mario clones were abominations formed by all the pollution dumped in the ocean. Somehow the pollution was so toxic that it formed mario abomination creatures. Willaby devoured the evil dead baby mario clones alongside norm of the north.

Willaby saw some dumb nerd named bobby play smash brothers on his Nintendo bitch. Willaby got angry and crushed the nerd's head in half.

Willaby then saw a portal open up on the Nintendo bitch screen. Willaby jumped through it.

Mario came over and screamed at willaby. Mario screamed that he is the king of gaming. Willaby cackled and claimed the title for the real king of video games actually belongs to awesome possum.

Mario was enraged. He breathed fire at a baby pokemon. Then mario tried to breath fire at principal willaby. But willaby's manly pecs bounced the fire off his chest and caught mario on his own fire. Mario burned alive to death. The parents of the baby pokemon killed by mario devoured mario's corpse.

Willaby saw link turn into a fairy. He grabbed fairy link and stuffed him into a jar. Willaby threw fairy link into the river. Fairy link was stuck in the bottle. Donkey kong went into the river and kidnapped the bottle of fairy link. Donkey kong was hungry and he didn't have any bananas so eating fairy link was the next best thing. Donkey kong opened the bottle, and slurped fairy link up, and gulped him like he was liquid. Link slowly desolved into donkey kong's stomach acid. Soon, donkey kong took a crap on cranky kong's face.

Principal willaby was angrily strolling through Nintendo land when he saw marth on a computer. Marth was reading a review of 'foodfight!' 'foodfight' was principal willaby's favorite movie, so he stared at marth's computer to make sure the review was positive like he wanted it to be. Willaby was breathing down marth's neck, and the principal was lazily and intensely dropping saliva down onto marth's shoulder.

The review for 'foodfight' that marth was reading said the following;

"Foodfight! is basically Toy Story but featuring loads of corporate mascots living in their supermarket-based society, and despite costing somewhere north of $45 million to make after a tortuous decade-long gestation, it is easily the most horrifically ugly, confusing and unsettling animated film ever made. Its plot – something about a conglomerate represented by Nazi-styled footsoldiers wanting to purge branded items from the shelves – is impenetrable. Despite being a children's film, its jokes are utterly filthy. Its director and writer would ask animators to make scenes "more awesome" or "30 percent better". It's 'The Room,' rendered in horribly sharp polygons."

Principal Willaby was furious at this review! He was particularly enraged at how the review compared 'foodfight' to 'the room' in a negative light, especially since willaby also loved 'the room' as well. Willaby punched a hole through marth's computer with his fist, and willaby destroyed marth's computer with that single punch so much that it exploded. Willaby used marth as a meat shield to protect himself from the explosion, and marth exploded within the explosion. Luckily, willaby was okay, and he devoured marth's bloody remains, as well as the remains of marth's computer.

Willaby hated Nintendo land. It sucked. It reminded him of why he loved the gizmondo so much, and why he wanted to get his gizmondo back from his nemesis yakko warner. The gizmondo had so many great games. Willaby loved 'sticky balls.' He loved how the balls stuck together.

Willaby decided to destroy Nintendo land and escape. Willaby planted a mushroom shaped bomb he dug inside the dirt. Willaby jumped through a portal. A toad was digging underground. The toad saw the mushroom. He decided to eat it. When he touched it, all of Nintendo land was blown to smitherines, so much so that the Nintendo bitch console that the portal opened up from also exploded. Willaby was happy he destroyed the Nintendo bitch.

Principal willaby went to the 'barney and friends' stage set. He saw barney eating dead children. Barney was also eating bj and babybop who were also both dead. Willaby asked barney if he could eat the corpses with him. Barney roared and scolded willaby to back off cause all the food was his. Willaby couldn't handle that. Willaby got out a chainsaw and sawed barney's head off. Principal willaby sang the song, 'I hate you, you hate me, we're an angry family, with a great big punch, and a kick from me to you, won't you say you hate me too?' after decapitating barney, principal willaby ate barney's corpse as well as the rest of the dead bodies.

Principal willaby finally got to yakko warner's house. Armed with a shotgun, willaby shot yakko's door open. Yakko was horrified, so yakko got out his pistol and shot at willaby. Willaby dodged the bullet. However, willaby had no ammo left in his shotgun. But he had another weapon; a rubber duck.

Principal willaby through the rubber ducky at yakko warner's head. Yakko was hit hard enough that he flew back into his bathroom, and then his head got stuck in the toilet. Yakko warner was flushed down the toilet, never to be seen again. Willaby was happy. Willaby found his gizmondo on yakko's chair. Willaby then blew up yakko's entire house with a rocket launcher.

Yakko warner, still alive, was flushed down into the sewer. Alligators saw yakko and tore him to pieces and shreds, and devoured him very viciously and graphically. The alligators then pooped into the sewers and some muppets came by and took the alligator poop that was was once used to be yakko warner for themselves. The muppets took the poop to the cookie bakery at sesame street and used the alligator poop to create a new flavor of cookie, the animaniac-chip cookie. It was a cookie with chips made of poop, from any species, that had just eaten an animaniac. animaniac-chip cookies were eaten by bubsy characters.