The an this time is quite long, as I was too, a novice in writing, with only 1,5 years of experience under my belt, so many topics must be covered. If you're too lazy, just skip it. It's not that important anyway. Just skip the paragraphs inside these lines.


Kazuma Satou I mentioned is the one that came from our world, the Earth, not the lord of gender equality Kazuma Satou. Tbh, I was quite confused about how Kazuma Satou changed into such a dou- righteous man from what Aqua likes to call, a HikiNEET. Seriously.

[I quite like to discuss this topic. So, HikiNEET sounds offensive and always revolve around negativity, but if you think about it objectively, it's actually not that bad. I don't want to discuss a term for too long so I'm just gonna cover what is similar to HikiNEET that is widely known throughout the world, Weebs.

Weebs are introverts, anime-loving people. They're often on their PCs, computers or phones. They have specialities too, some Weebs like to sing, draw, write(Me, heh, though I admit I'm just a novice in anime-loving skill), cosplay, paint, blacksmith, or even carpenter. Youtubers, online celebrities, and many more.

People often thought that Weebs are creepy, obsessed people who like H*nt*i and anime girls/guys to an extreme level. True. But like many groups, not all of them are like that, probably the minorities, while the rest merely likes to watch anime continuously for its thrill, mystery, mind-blowing plots and whatnot, which you have to admit, right? And besides, stop with those hypocritical statements and pretending that the yellow and blue youtube(if you get what I'm saying) are not equally weird, my goodness. I even thought that it was worse. But the counter I'll get would probably "Well, at least they were real"

Anyway, other than lust related things, people thought that Weebs/Otakus are disgusting, rats who have no consciousness about their body odour and possessed incomparably disgusting room. Same with the previous statement, like many groups, not all of them are like that. And like I said before, stop with the hypocritical shits. It's annoying, notorious, repetitive, repulsive and offensive. Reflect yourself before reminding others, and remind with objectivity, not subjectivity. And yes, I'm a full-fledged hypocrite. But subjectivity and objectivity aside, it's not like those 5 points I made are incorrect.

Though from my observation, there are many problems too. Weebs are too... self-absorbed with their fantastical thoughts. Though it's understandable, as they mostly watch the journey of the MC of many animes. But still, when they thought they were the MC and suddenly they realized that they're not, they become hopeless and throw away all hope, refusing to give any effort.

Ah yes, EFFORT! Weebs lack that the most. Motivation, that fire that burns in your heart. That ambition. A goal, a purpose. They watch too many animes that they started to treat this cruel, real world as one of the animes that they watched and expect that everything will go within their expectation, aka the plots of the animes they watched. Every, single, thing, is, based, on, anime. From manga, fiction. And in logic, of course, it became absolutely annoying.

Once they down, everything feels like falling apart. Got depressed. And suicide. I'm not trying to be mean but logically, it'd be better for the talentless and the useless to just suicide, and not just for the Weebs. Why? I'm sorry, but this world's resources are getting scarce, and if you have no use, it's better for you to be sacrificed. But good for you, there's this thing called "Human's right" which in reality was just an excuse for the exploitor and rat governors to save themselves. So at least you won't be forced.

Anyway.

In short, Weebs are normal people, like us(You'll get what I'm saying later), but they're too self-absorbed with their fantasies and start to treat this world as an anime. It's bad, because while anime is fiction, something that could only be watched, nonfiction is different. Fear, powerlessness, dread, everything is real, and could not be solved merely by a sudden surge of bravery or a throughout planned scheme. We're not that special you know, well, if you do have the abilities then congratulation! Please utilize it with a conscience, that's all.

Face the reality and stand up. That's the advice I could only give. And there's a quote I read somewhere for the Weebs. "Discard any thoughts, predictions and expectations that won't drive you forward."

And remember, this explanation and hypothesis are based on the majority. Not 100% weebs are like that! And many weebs are undoubtedly godly at observation and details anyway, like damn(For example, Kazuma Satou here, well, I hope it was like that, wish me luck in writing this quite interesting character. Another example, youtubers that were based on analytics of various topics). And stop with the trope "If you watched anime you're a weeb." It's notorious, repetitive, repulsive, baseless, pointless, and stupid. It was like accusing an apprentice as the grandmaster(This is about what I said "You'll get what I'm saying later" and it's true!). So shut up before you know what's real, retards. Oops, maybe I'm a hypocrite, saying things subjectively, *Sigh not that I won't admit it.

Weebs are like people. Some I despise, some I like, some I admire, some I learn from, some I befriended, some I opposed. And that's the simplest form of this term. At the end of the day, they are the same as us, only, they have a certain amount of likeness towards a franchise. Some of them are creepy and weird and despiteful but aren't we just the same?

And I especially despise shameless, heartless weebs who thrown away their conscience. Yes, I'm pointing at certain doujinshi-kas.

Anyway-]

But I guess that's an advantage of having the Comedy category, it wouldn't be bad no matter how many plotholes and mistakes there were. Not that I hate it, I just wanted to enjoy the show, not tryharding to find mistakes and make critics to show how smart and attentive I am based on my likings and by subjectively instead of moving on and searching for something I actually like. Hope I don't offend anybody, heh.

(If you don't get it, then in its simplest form, it means that you should judge and critic with objectivity instead of subjectivity. It's important, because not all people are like me, who was shameless to such an extent. You could hurt someone with your subjective critics. So when you want to review, I give you a suggestion. Two ways. First, support and give compliment. Second, criticize objectively. Well, I won't mind if you criticize me with subjectivity(Ehem, insult) but as I said, not all people are shameless. Though I won't blame you if you review to the point that instead of plotholes and mistakes, your review merely filled with insults and ragings, because I once felt that too, by how ridiculous and stupid a story could be. It's normal, so don't feel bad. But please do that on professional works. Well, if you're even more shameless than me then-

Why did I emphasize this part especially? Because critics and suggestions are immensely, undoubtedly essential for improvement. Reviews with subjectivity only hurt the receiver to the point of self-conscious, but reviews with objectivity, while hurt the receiver to a certain extent, made them learn the mistakes they made and improve. It's important, essential, fundamental.)

Oh, and if you're too lazy, then I show you the difference between subjectivity and objectivity, as I notice that many people were too smart to learn this(Ehem, stupi-)

Subjectivity: Think based on feelings/Think with heart.

Objectivity: Think based on logic/Think with brain.

I hope nobody got offended. If you did, well, it's not like it was my fault. Receive my apologies. No, seriously, I noticed hypocritic statements in my texts and some mistakes because of my lack of knowledge, so I apologize for that. Because in the end, this is merely a single person's opinion. It doesn't matter whether it's actually right or wrong, because an opinion with the most voices will be right, regardless if it's right or wrong, so an apology is pretty important. Yes, I'm shameless but not to that extent.

Why not change the way I wrote it? Well, I'm a lazy ass, a shameless guy and formality is boring and sucks so much, so...

This strays from the main topic, but politics and diplomacy sucks so much.

If there's anything wrong about the definitions I mentioned, then I apologize. It's all based on my own analysis and hypothesis with a little sprinkle of my shamelessness, so I apologize, again.

And please don't mind the long-ass extra details. I noticed that the people on the internet are all stupid to the extent of impossibility, I hope you're not one of them. And if you did, well- I hope you return to the right path.


A Guide

...Silent.

Suddenly, the shorter student showed a look of realization and shouted in shock.

"Wait! You're that Kazuma, the conceitful, despiteful, resentful, arrogant, selfish, ridiculously stupid Kazuma of the Crimson Demon who choose to become a warrior instead of a mage?!"

The recently insulted Kazuma just smiled wryly and answered spitefully "Yes, I'm that person you were talking about."

"Nee-chan! What nonsense, Onii-chan here is obviously way cooler than you! Stronger, greater and great looking! Stop badmouthing him!"

A pitch voice from the back suddenly screamed, ringing their eardrums sharply. It was the victim who suffered the most, who showed a pair of starry eyes to him. The mentioned "nee-chan" was speechless, looking at her little sister in disbelief.

"Onii-chan, you were so cool back then!"

A pair of arms hugged his legs tightly, as if seeking for protection. Kazuma's face showed helplessness, it's hard to reject a little girl's advance. Kazuma Satou had a little sibling too, so the feeling was multiplied.

"K-Komekko! Y-You, acting all coy to a stranger, have you any shame?! You're merely a 3 years old toddler!"

"Bleehh! What stranger, Onii-chan saved me in such a heroic way while you two were trembling at the side!"

The shameless little girl stuck out her tongue while mocking both students. The targets of her mocking turned red in shame, lowering their heads to reflect their mistakes.

Kazuma, who was silent the whole time, was speechless. What a sharp-tongued little girl, it's almost comical and scary. Anyway, if the situation wasn't cleared up, this could become something much bigger.

"Little sister, don't blame them, the bear monster before is indeed scary. If I didn't appear, your big sister will probably sacrifice herself for you. So instead of mocking, you should be thankful to have such a caring sister."

While judgement is not his main point, he could see that when he was on his way to close the distance, the students were full of resolve. Especially the shorter one, who showed no fear when the critical moment occurred. Thankfully, he arrived, if not, he feared that the current event wouldn't happen, instead it would be filled with grief. With one of them having the right to live got taken in the hand of the monster.

"W-What, I don't need your understanding!"

Megumin, who he recognized as the shorter student based on what the taller student called her, shouted shyly. Looking at her expression and the little girl's gleaming eyes, Kazuma has a bad feeling so he decided to change the topic hastily.

"You guys haven't introduced yourselves yet. I think you already knew my name so could you please tell me yours?"

When he said that with a certain amount of politeness, the students stared at him in shock. It took a while before they regained their awareness and introduced themselves. Kazuma could guess why, and he just smiled wryly inwardly.

"E-Ehem, My name is Megumin, 10 years old, the number one genius of the Demon Academy! Unmatched, unrivalled, undefeated-!"

She stopped for a moment before glancing at him meekly.

"...Until now."

"Don't feel so bad, I'm already 12 years old and I'm a warrior, so naturally your combat capability wouldn't show much effect in your current phase. As for the way you took the scene earlier, that's just merely a coincidence, I'm confident you could create a way more flashy one."

Kazuma tried to comfort her but it seems like the fact that he was 12 is the only thing that she took comfort of. As for the rest? He did not know.

Kazuma, the prideful Crimson Demon, while conceitful, was aware of the fact that Crimson Demon is obsessed with flashiness and coolness, so Kazuma thought this was the best way to comfort her.

"Y-Yes, of course."

She nodded in confidence, simultaneously trying to regain her pride as the number one genius of the Crimson Demon. Though when she recalled the moment when he appeared in such an epic way and threw a punch that threw the bear so far away, she couldn't help but become dreamy. And the way he revealed himself! As a Crimson Demon, towards a boy as a girl especially, witnessing such a scene make her tremble. And the cold gaze! Adding the mysteriousness the Crimson Demon likes so much! The environment! As if it was chosen him as its harbinger! And with his handsome countenance...

'Reee~!''

Crimson Demon is famous for its Chuuni tendency too. And what attracted them the most is the flashy way of casting spells. The flashier, the better. The more eye-catching it was, the more Crimson Demon got attracted. It was quite ironic that many organizations want to get close to Crimson Demon yet they treated this one trait of Crimson Demon as a mere weird tendency. Completely unaware of the fact that this one reason could be the reason they could get close with them. Or even better, an alliance.

Thankfully, they're completely unaware of that. If not, the arrogant heirs would definitely show their useless yet flashy capabilities to attract the Crimson Demon. Throwing Crimson Demon to its demise.

Indeed, while they're powerful, Crimson Demon has a fatal flaw. But if that was the case, then Crimson Demon will definitely had already fallen many many years ago. It's not as simple as it seems.

It was so coincidental that Kazuma had shown such a flashy entrance, and he even had the environment "support" unintentionally! It was already flashy but it became way more flashier because of its "support" In this way, it could be concluded that this coincidence is solely because of Kazuma's luck. His monstrous strength and speed despite at such young age play a part too, but still, luck seems to be dominant this time.

And ironically, he was completely unaware that the best way to court a Crimson Demon girl is to show the flashiest show possible. Such a coincidence made destiny and fate even more incomprehensible. And they're the top students of their generations! Compatible to what he was needing right now. Mana guidance.

"M-My name is Y-Y-Yunyun, 10 years old, t-the second genius of the D-Demon Academy..."

While Megumin was in her own dreamland, the taller girl initiatively introduced herself, showing her conspicuous shyness by lowering her gaze.

Kazuma was quite surprised.

'So they are the top students of this year. One first rank while the other one possessed second rank. Perhaps that's why Yunyun was the one who took the initiative to learnt intermediate spells. The potential of the best student could not be wasted so easily. And the situation was dire back then, so for her to be the one to be the "sacrifice" could be said as the best outcome. What an attentive and decisive girl.'

Her action was too slow back then, but considering her amount of experience, it was still applaudable for her to initiate it in the first place.

He inwardly nodded in approval at Yunyun, the conspicuously more tall and voluptuous student. Such decisiveness is quite impressive at her age, especially since as a mage, she was sheltered since she was born, merely in a room to learnt the basics and the principle of mana. Different from Kazuma, who according to his memory, was surprisingly adept in fighting monsters and making decisions in critical times and moments. It was proven by the fact that despite his lack of experience, there's this instinctive movements and manoeuvres that was like a "bait" for him to do what it intended. It's such a vague yet amazing feeling.

But it wasn't enough. It's yet another vague thing. Instead of instinctive, it's more like a feeling. Merely being dependent on this vague instinct is absolutely not enough.

Kazuma secretly regained his cold eyes. The day after tomorrow, let's do a hunt.

In term of potential, it was obvious from aptitude alone that Megumin is better. But in term of mentality and awareness, Yunyun is undoubtedly superior. Megumin is a genius, Yunyun is smart. They are equal.

"Yunyun, you showed such an impressive decision to take an initiative to learn an intermediate spell despite its consequences, you should be proud of yourself. Work hard, treat this event as a lesson."

"Y-Y-Yes!"

She was shy, but she was a Crimson Demon to her core. Same with Megumin, the scene of Kazuma keeps replaying in her mind. And coupled with his compliments, she couldn't help but feel shocked, meek and happy. Compliments, too, are one of the things Crimson Demon likes, but it was still incomparable to their likeness towards flashiness. Still.

But while she was meek and happy, there was another thought that filled her with shock.

'This is Kazuma, the most conceitful, prideful and arrogant Crimson Demon of the younger generation of the Crimson Village?'

She glances at Kazuma to compare the image many people considered Kazuma as. A conceitful, overbearing, arrogant, unreasonable Crimson Demon. A confident, calm, cold, comforting, kind and handsome youth. Yunyun gaped and blushed.

'I-Incomparable!'

Indeed, attitudes could bring out one's charm. Before, his "handsomeness" was blocked off by his conceitful, overbearing nature. But now that what he exuded was a calm ambience, the "handsomeness" that was blocked off finally could show its glory.

This alone could get him a favourable impression. But in both Megumin and Yunyun's case, not only did he show such charm, he even showed such a flashiness that surpass anything they ever witnessed before. So one could imagine how favourable their impressions were. He had left a deep mark on both of their soul. And so far, he said nothing but kind words to them. It's fatal. Extremely so.

It seems like he will show more in the future, considering their intertwined fate to meet at such a strange time.

"Onii-chan, will you escort us back to our home? Please... I feel so safe with you around!"

The silent Komekko finally initiated her "assault" with her pleading, pitch tone. Kazuma internally sweated while nodding. A certain memory surfaced within his mind but he greatly suppressed it.

'Whoever educate this little girl, they are absolutely dangerous!'

How could a pair of siblings have such different attitudes? One was open with her intentions and while the other was the same, the way she expressed it was completely different. One straightforwardly while the other filled with ambiguous intention!

"Yayy! You are so dependable and strong! Despite meeting many males around my Nee-chan's and mine's age, none could be compared to you. Strong, cold, good-looking! Ree~!"

Kazuma, was shocked.

'This little girl... I-I couldn't imagine how she will become when she turned into an adult.'

One thing's very clear. Kazuma could not predict it in the slightest.

"Thank you for your appreciation, Komekko-chan."

Despite his shock, he still answered her softly. Her words are incompatible to her age, and while it seems like she was "persuading" but from her eyes, Kazuma knew that she really don't understand half of what she just said. It's a weird intuition, but it was there, and Kazuma decided to trust it.

'I don't want to judge based on my first impression, but the teaching method of their pare- mother is quite... odd.'

Seduction.

Kazuma coughed secretly before placing his attention on two absentminded students. He looked at them and sighed. He did realize that he has attractive features, but it seems like coupled with his "flashy show" was still too much for them.

'I have to be careful with my action in the future.'

Two aren't bad. But many? Kazuma could feel an incoming headache if he truly initiated it. Don't get him wrong, such a way is inappropriate, but considering that he saved their lives and a possibility for him to receive guidance, he thought that it wasn't bad at all.

A guidance is absolutely important, because Kazuma Satou and Kazuma both have genuinely no idea how mana works. No, they don't even have the slightest idea of the basics!

And based on their expression, it seems like it wasn't a possibility. It's almost certain. It sounds like a bad intention of using them but Kazuma truly needs it. So he could only apologize involuntarily.

"Yunyun, Megumin?"

Komekko was already holding one of his hands, and Kazuma couldn't help but smile. He genuinely adored his former sibling. It reminds him of that little guy and this moment with Komekko is quite familiar with his certain memories with him, only, while the former's feeling was one-sided, the latter was mutual.

Kazuma felt peace.

"H-Huh? Y-Yeah?"

"Y-Y-Yes!?"

They snapped out of their "thoughts" and glanced at the main character of their "thoughts" who was waiting for them, with Komekko standing docilely beside him. Kazuma slightly pats her head with his other hand with a soft smile. Witnessing this side of him, both of them couldn't help but feel even more captivated.

'What conceitful, overbearing and arrogant? Such a person was falsely accused for years!'

From this moment, both of them resolved to not believe info blindly. Before they witnessed it with their own eyes, they absolutely refused to believe it.

"Let's go. I'll take you to your home."

"Y-Yes!"

"A-Alright!"

They don't even show their rejection in the slightest, not even a scepticism. Kazuma took a deep breath, it was the moment of truth.

"Yunyun, Megumin. Please, be my guide to take a path of a mage."

"Absolutely!"

"Where and when?!"

Kazuma paused before showing a look of disbelief.

'Isn't this too much?'

He severely underestimated the Crimson Demon's adoration for flashiness. And he was supposed to be a Crimson Demon himself.