Happy (belated) 2022, everyone! Here's the new second episode to commemorate! Enjoy!


"Issei, wake up!" a man's voice called out. "You're going to be late for school!" Both of the naked highschoolers could hear him go up the steps, giving Issei goosebumps.

"I-I'm up, dad!" she shouted in panic, standing up and covering her womanhood with her left thigh. "I'm getting ready, so wait!"

"Hurry up then, young lady! We don't need to do this every morning!"

She grabbed the blanket from the ground and covered some of her body with it, shaking like a leaf. "D-don't come in my room right now! I'm-uh-changing!" She then thought of how to cover Richard up. Going through with it, she ran and tried to cover him with the rest of it. "Here, Senpai!"

"Issei, don't lie to me now! Wake up!" However, the girl could only cover Richard's bottom half of his body as her father opened the door. The man looked at her, frozen and butt-naked, then at the red-haired guy, who was still naked and showing off his chest.

He glanced at Mr. Hyoudou and casually greeted with a smile, "Good morning, sir."

"Oh...uh...good morning to you...please get ready..." The father then closed the door and charged downstairs in a heartbeat, yelling, "HONEY! YOU CANNOT BELIEVE OUR DAUGHTER!"

"H-hun?! What's the matter?! What about our daughter?!" Issei felt so mortified, she couldn't move a single muscle at the moment. "Was she masturbating to two-dimensional boys again?!"

"NO, SHE'S IN BED WITH A NAKED, FOREIGN MAN!" Now she couldn't help but fall down with the blanket in shock and disbelief. She could've fainted, but unfortunately for her, she didn't...

"A NAKED FOREIGN MAN?! DID THEY HAVE S-SE-"

"IT DAMN WELL LOOKED LIKE IT! SHE WAS WEARING NOTHING IN FRONT OF HIM! ARE WE GOING INTERNATIONAL?!"

"OH MY - I DON'T-"

How am I going to deal with this...?! Issei thought in horror, covering her body with the blanket again. She looked up at Richard, who was still perched on her bed. But before that, why was I in bed with Richard-senpai?! I don't remember anything! D-did we really-?! We had to! Why else would he be naked?! Oh, I hope I was good! It must be my first time after all! I-I think he has to have been good too-

"You've got quite the family," he stated bluntly. She glanced up at his naked body.

"I-I can see them!" she blurted out.

"See what?"

"Y-your chest! And m-manhood!"

He smiled at her once again and stood up. "I prefer you don't look at my manhood. But my chest, I won't mind."

Damn it! But hey, I can look at his chest! Issei thought in shock and glee. "Th-thank you!" she replied happily.

However, the red-haired man walked away from her to a pile of his clothes next to his bed. He crouched down, showing his butt to the female pervert to her pleasure, and picked up his underwear. While he was putting it on, she loved the sight and the fact that his underwear was tight around his bottom. Her whole face was red and she was drooling because of it.

"Oh, is your stomach alright?" he asked, turning around to face her. She gave him a puzzled look before he specified, "Where you were stabbed?"

"Stabbed?" she replied before remembering the bright spear that impaled her. She hung her head down, muttering to herself, "H-how did he know about my dream...?"

"It wasn't a dream." She tensed up and looked back up. He chuckled. "You have an unexpectedly sturdy body for a girl your age." He bent down while saying that, showing his underbulge and lower butt cheeks. He then grabbed his shirt and proceeded to put it on. "A wound like yours was fatal, but did heal up overnight, after all."

The brown-haired girl faced back at him once more. "Healed?"

He began to put on his pants. "I shared some of my powers to your weakened body." He paused for a bit. "Say, Issei..." She turned her whole body around, still using the blanket to cover herself up. He pointed at the zipper of the pants. "Do you mind fixing this up for me? I think the zipper is stuck."

She had her perverted face on, and answered in glee, "Of course not!" With the blanket wrapped like a towel around her body, she began to separate the zipper from the fabric it was stuck on. Of course, she was gazing upon his huge bulge. She's never seen one so good up close! "So, um...why am I naked exactly, senpai?"

He placed his hands on his hips. "Like I said, I shared my powers with you. To do that, I must hug you naked."

HUG ME NAKED?! the female pervert thought in lewd glee. DOES THAT MEAN-

"No worries. It's just that. I am still a virgin after all."

She tensed up, but blushed when she heard the word. "O-oh!" Issei looked up at him as she carefully zipped up his pants. "I-I see."

Damn it! I wish it was just sex! Some nice sex... She imagined him with a seductive face and his naked body over hers. Then she became curious. He's a virgin though...?

"Aw, don't make that face," Richard insisted, gently grabbing her chin and making her stand up, the blanket now falling from her body. She didn't care though and continued to blush intensely. "This world is full of mysteries." His thumb gently caressed her lower lip, making her ears blow out imaginary smoke. To have a hot guy to that to her...this all seriously didn't feel real.

"U-um...Richard-senpai..." she murmured.

"Yes?" She looked at his handsome face, then his lips, which she wanted to kiss, but that wasn't something to do right now!

"You're a...devil?"

He nodded and let go of her. "Yes, I am. And your master." He tapped the tip of her nose, sending good chills all over her body as she gasped. "May I call you Isa?"


Episode 2: I Quit Being Human! - Part 1

At Kuoh Academy, everyone was absolutely gobsmacked at what they were seeing. Some of the girls exclaimed some things like:

"Wh-what?!"

"No way! He's with HER?!"

Mushashi and Katashi looked appalled as well. "That crazy bitch out of all people?!" he exclaimed.

"Why, Richard-senpai, why?!" cried out Katashi.

Everyone continued to gawk and watch as Richard walked with Issei. Both were now fully dressed in their school uniforms. Issei carried her bookbag in front of her, nervously hanging her head down but peering at the reactions.

"Well, it's no wonder why everyone's making a big deal out of this..." she muttered to herself. I AM walking with Richard Gremory-senpai, the most popular guy at school, after all! She smiled, glancing up at the red-haired man's handsome face. Can't get any luckier than this!

...

Once they went inside the school, Richard said, "I'll send an errand girl later."

"Errand girl?" Issei asked, curious.

"I'll see you after school." He waved her goodbye and left her be.

"W-wait, Richard-senpai!" She was then suddenly shoved, her staggering a little. She turned and saw a very furious Matsuyo.

"You traitor!" she yelled at her, crying. "You betrayed your comrades in the Fem!Perv alliance!"

Motoe came and patted the shaved-haired girl's shoulder. "Hey now, Matsuyo-chan..." she softly whispered to calm her down.

She looked down at her and sniffled. "M-Motoe?" she asked, bracing for what's to come.

She pushed up her glasses, the lens shining a glare. "First, we must know what's going on. Issei-chan..." She then looked as angry as her friend. "WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER YOU LEFT US YESTERDAY?!"

Issei avoided eye contact with the both of them. "So...I...uh..." she muttered.

"You what?" asked Matsuyo.

The female pervert then grinned at the both of them. It couldn't hurt her to brag about what happened after she left. "Have the two of you ever seen a man's well-toned chest and nice bulge up close?" she asked quietly. The two other female perverts shot back with flabbergasted expressions. Both of them clearly haven't, so then the two fainted. Issei couldn't help but giggle. She was a lucky cat to have Richard as her master! She can see his body whenever he's naked, right? She hoped it was often!

...

Speaking of Richard, when he walked up the stairs, a guy's voice asked, "So, she's the one?" He looked to see a young man around his age, the one that had travelled with his own group. "Good day, Richard."

He nodded, smiled, and walked up to him. "Good day, Sora."

The male with glasses looked back to see Issei still giggling at the fainted girls. "It's not like you to impulsively bring someone into your household - and so quickly as well."

"It isn't?" He chuckled a little. "Well, I have brought a little sister. A silly one, to be precise." His chuckling turned into small laughter. Sora looked at him with a puzzled look.

"Oh really?" he asked. "I see..." From the tone of his voice, Richard thought that Sora found that hard to believe. He could see why, but it was his decision in the end and he hoped to see it pay off. After all...she was special.


In Class 2-B after school, Issei was sitting on her desk, resting her face on her hand, bored. "Senpai said he'll be sending someone, but no one has come yet..." she murmured to herself. She wondered who it could be...he did say a girl, much to her disappointment-

"KIBA-CHAN~!" sang a boy as Kiba Yumi walked into the class in her sparkling beauty and sexiness, all the males surrounding her in a flash. The female pervert immediately glared envious daggers at her.

"It can't be that spoiled princess..." she mumbled, looking away from the scene. "It has to be someone else..."

"Ara, ara~, may you gentlemen excuse me for a bit?" Yumi asked politely.

"Oh sure!" one of them said as all the boys gave her space to walk. She then walked towards Issei, much to her surprise.

"Hello, Issei-chan."

The brown-haired girl continued to glare at her. "What do you want?" she asked unkindly.

"I am here on behalf of Richard Gremory."

Her eyes widened in stun. "Then...you must be..."

"If you would follow me, please." The beautiful girl gestured her to stand up and follow her, so she did.

All of the guys in class watched this happen in horror. "What?! Kiba-chan and one of the biggest female perverts?!" Mushashi exclaimed.

"No way! Don't let her corrupt you with her ugliness, Kiba-chan!" added Katashi in a petty manner.

"Even if they date, I would never accept it or find it hot!"

"Agreed!"

The female pervert scoffed, gripping the handle of her bookbag tightly, and muttered, "Now they're just talking nonsense..."


Later in the evening, the school idol led the female pervert inside of the old schoolhouse. They were in a room with candles, two couches, a coffee table, paintings on the walls, and the white-haired guy eating a piece of meat on a stick. "What is this room?" Issei asked. She then saw the only guy in the room. "Wait, that is-"

"He is Toujou Kabu-kun," Yumi replied. "He's a first-year student here." Kabu looked over at the two of them. "Kabu, this is Hyoudou Issei-chan." He only replied with a nod.

"Oh, uh, nice to meet you!" the brown-haired female greeted, bowing to him a little. She scanned him, top to bottom, with a grin on her face. Wow, he's cute! He has a petite physique and an irresistible shouta look! she thought happily. Not only is he a popular mascot for girls with that kind of preference, but also for boys! He IS Toujou Kabu-kun! He continued to eat the meat. It's great to see to see that he's an Occult Research Club member! She imagined him sitting down in a gym uniform, showing his small bulge. Cuuuuuuuute~!

The female pervert suddenly noticed water noises. She turned and saw the shower. OMG! A SHOWER IN THE CLUBROOM?! This is art! She saw Richard's dark naked silhouette behind the curtains. It's so beautiful how it captures his body so nicely!

"President, I've brought your clothes," said the dark-haired man's voice.

Inside the shower, Richard's full body was shown, he was blushing and closing his eyes. He ran his fingers through his hair as water trailed down his pecs and abs. "Thank you, Akihiko."

"Richard-senpai?!" Issei exclaimed in a happy, perverted voice. "Haha! I knew it! This is a great clubroom!" Imaginary steam came out of her ears as her perverted face came on.

"I never thought to see such a creepy face on a female," said Kabu's child-like voice. She glared at him in disapproval, seeing that he was eating the large piece of meat now.

"Well, well~," said Akihiko. "Look who's here." He chuckled a bit as he walked towards Issei, his pecs on emphasis. He closed his eyes and smiled at her. "You are the new club member, right?" He bowed down to her. "Nice to meet you, madam." He straightened up, opened his eyes, and looked at her. "I'm the club's vice-president, Himejima Akihiko. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance~." He chuckled once again.

Issei blushed on how attractive he was, being both handsome and sexy like Richard, after all. "Oh, I'm Hyoudou Issei. Nice to meet you too," she greeted back. She focused on his hair, secretly becoming giddy. He has long black hair - in a ponytail! That's a rare sight nowadays! She then imagined him and Richard naked. He has the ultimate body of the Japanese man - and with tenderness! He's one of the two most popular men in the academy along with Richard-senpai! He is Himejima Akihiko-san!

"What a great club!" she shouted out loud in glee. Kabu became annoyed with her, as seen with his narrowed eyes and unimpressed pout.

The president of the club stepped out of the shower, all dressed in the Kuoh boys' uniform. "Sorry for the wait," he said as he was drying his hair with a towel. "I did spend the night at your place after all."

"Oh no-no! I don't mind at all!" Issei replied hastily.

He put the towel in the bathroom and smiled. "Well, everybody's here now."

...

"We welcome you to the Occult Research Club," Richard said formally, but in a friendly tone. The brown-haired girl was sitting next to Kabu, who was still eating, while Akihiko and Yumi sat on another couch. Richard himself was leaning on a desk. "But, the Occult Research Club is a mere façade. Nothing more than just a hobby."

Issei was confused. "What do you mean?"

"I'll be frank: We are all devils here."

Really?! "Oh! Uh, that was very frank!" Everyone here was a devil though...? Including that princess? She looked around at the members. They all looked normal...but then Richard did and so did she.

"The black-winged woman you saw yesterday...was a fallen angel." Her jaw dropped.

"Wh-what?!"

"Angels that once served God, they have been casted down to the underworld due to their cruel nature," he began to explain. "They try to manipulate humans and destroy us devils. Since primeval times, there's been a constant struggle for dominance in the underworld, or 'Hell', as humans call it. There are also normal angels, sent here by God's orders to hunt devils. In short, we have a three-way standoff." The brown-haired girl was a bit more confused. She couldn't believe those creatures actually existed all this time, firstly. As he kept going though, she became lost. "Are you following me so far?"

"Uh, it's a little complicated to understand for a high school girl like me..." she replied, twirling a piece of her hair nervously.

Richard then said, "Amano Yuuto..." Hearing that name made her eyes widen. "I'm sure you remember him. You two even went on a date, after all." Flashes of Issei's date with Yuuto appeared in her head - his arrival, him showing off the watch, how he looked against the sunset...

How did he know? she thought. She never wanted that guy in her head ever again - she didn't even wanna remember the date.

"I...I wasn't sure you knew that name..." she replied in a tight voice, her fists clenching. "But please don't say it. I find it...unpleasant now." She stood up quickly. "I'm sorry, but-" All of a sudden, Richard got out a photo and threw in front of her on the coffee table. She looked at it and saw her and Yuuto happily chatting with each other the day before their date. She gasped. "Y-Yuuto-kun..."

"He's there. No doubt about it," the red-haired male stated solemnly. The female pervert stared at the picture in shock and horror. He was real...but then why wasn't he remembered by everyone else?


Eye Catch #3: Akihiko is laying on his side on the checkered floor, holding a red chess piece to his chest. He looks happy and is not wearing shoes. He's almost curled into a ball and his ponytail can be seen over his left arm. He's wearing the Kuoh Academy males' uniform.


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