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Author's note: This is dedicated to LoupDreams.
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Sam in the bagno
Sam is home alone, while Cat is art school.
Right now, Sam ist on the toilet taking a shit and playing a slutty song on a small old acoustic guitar at the same time.
"Damn. Fuck, yeah." says Sam with a sexy smile.
It hurts a bit for Sam to shit, but at the same time she also find it kind of erotic as well.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam in a porno-voice.
The guitar Sam use is an old Martin 00 M acoustic.
Her mom gave it to Sam a few years ago.
This guitar used to belong to Sam's dad before he left.
"Sexy!" moans Sam.
Sam's pooping stinks a lot, but Sam doesn't care, since she is a badass girl.
Large thick dark pieces of shit plop out from Sam's anus.
And as said already this is both sexy and painful for Sam.
"Could this be the biggest shit any teen-babe's taken in the century?" mumbles Sam.
She play another song.
This song is sexual, just like the previous one.
Nearly all music she play is of a sexual nature.
Other music she like is heavy metal, which she play on her electric guitar.
She own an old black electric guitar with 2 single coils and a humbucker.
The guitar also has a Bigsby.
It is a used guitar that Sam bought cheap a few years ago.
"Nice..." says Sam as her ass finally stop producing fat shit.
Once she's wiped her ass and wahed her hands, Sam grab the guitar and leave the bathroom.
She walk to her bed, sir down on it and pay guitar again.
Of course it's a sexual song again.
Sam sing.
When the dick enters the pussy, the girl will be happy, for sure.
Cum all the way, deep into the core.
Fuck me, fuck me, that's how it shall be.
Do not kill me, set me free.
So sexy.
Very fun.
Your dick produce cum like a cum-gun.
Fuck me, fuck me and let me see.
I hope you're very horny for me.
Sam has a pretty good voice for singing.
And she is good at playing guitar.
"My pussy is made for sex." says Sam.
What she did before, playing guitar while taking a shit, is very normal for her.
She does this very often.
To her it's so much fun and very erotic.
And she always play sexual music when playing guitar in the bathroom.
"I am amazing." says Sam, who has a bit of an ego.
On this day Sam wear a black leather tank top and super-baggy pink sweatpants.
"Fuck, yeah!" says a happy Sam.
3 hours later.
Sam drink some beer, while watching porn on Fuck TV.
Fuck TV is an expensive pay-channel for porn, but Sam has used a few tricks she's picked up from being friends with Freddie to access it for free.
Sam and Cat don't have much money.
"Nice." says Sam with a smile.
The porn on the TV-screen is of a black man fucking a blone slut in the ass.
"Erotic. That blonde babe looks like me, just a few years older." says Sam.
She's correct, the porn-girl does look a lot like a slightly older Sam.
"Awesome porn." says Sam, all casual.
Sam gets horny.
"Sexy." says Sam.
Her pussy is 100 % wet.
"Yeah!" moans Sam as she slide a hand down into her pink pants and finger-fuck her slutty erotic pussy.
45 minutes later.
"Oh...shit, yes!" moans Sam as she get a big orgasm.
She almost squirt a bit.
"That was nice, for sure." says Sam.
4 days later.
Sam is home alone again, since Cat spend the day with Tori and Jade.
"Ahhh, damn!" moans Sam in slight pain, once more being in the bathroom, taking a huge shit.
In her hands is the small acoustic guitar.
Just as last time she play a slutty porno-song.
"Mmmm, fuck...!" moans Sam, being horny.
Sam is glad Cat is not home so she can shit in peace.
"Holy shit..." says Sam with a sexy smile.
Large amounts of stinky shit float out from Sam's anal.
"Yes!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm and squirt at the same time as she still poop.
Sam laugh a bit at the fact that she cum, squirt and shit.
3 hours later.
Sam is cooking dinner.
She wear a black t-shirt and white leather tights.
"Cat's goin' to like this food." says a happy Sam.
The food is classic Italian food, which both cat and Sam like a lot.
"I wish Cat would start havin' sex with people. The girl need some dick up her pussy so she can go from kid to woman." says Sam.
Being oversexual, Sam thinks that everyone should get to enjoy sex.
"Opss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.
It stinks a lot.
"Sexy!" moans Sam, getting horny.
Sam was only 12 the first time she had sex.
Her first time was with a guy in a shithouse.
In her opinion it was awesome.
She still remember it very clearly.
"Hi, Sam." says Cat as she get home.
"Hi, kid." says Sam.
"Oh, you're cooking something yum-yum." says Cat.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Ewww!" says Cat when she notice the stink of Sam's farts.
"Sorry..." says Sam, who understands that Cat can feel the stink.
"It's fine, I guess..." says Cat.
"Sexy. Did ya have fun with Tori and Jade?" says Sam.
"Yeah, they're my buddies." says Cat.
"Alright." says Sam.
45 minutes later.
Sam and Cat eat dinner.
Both girls enjoy the food very much.
It's totally yummy.
Cat wear a violet t-shirt and baggy black sweatpants.
Sam wear a black tank top and baggy red sweatpants.
"What did you, Tori and Jade do today?" says Sam.
"Nothing special. Just went to the mall, lunch and the tropical garden." says Cat.
"Alright, kid." says Sam.
"Yeah. It was sooo much fun." says a happy Cat, all childish and cute.
"I'm glad ya had a good time." says Sam.
"Awww! Thank you, Sam." says Cat.
"No problem." says Sam.
Sam is badass and hardcore, taking no crap from anyone.
It's very hard to make her cry like a weak kid.
Cat on the other hand is shy and insecure, as well as very childish.
She depend on Sam, jade and Tori for so much in life.
Yes, she is trying to learn to be a bit mature, but it's a slow slow process.
Jade, Sam and Tori help her as much as they can, each in their own way.
"Had sex yet?" says Sam.
"No...me is 100 % virgin-girl." says Cat, who is afraid of sexuality.
"Okay." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Cat.
"Fuckin' nice." says Sam.
"Uh..." says Cat.
"Yup, girl." says Sam.
"Sam, you're awesome." says Cat.
"Thanks." says Sam.
Sam smile sexy.
Most people think Sam is 100 % straight, but she's actually bisexual, having had sex with girls too, but she mostly prefer men with big dick.
The next day.
Sam and Cat have to babysit some kids today, so Sam cannot do her thing with taking huge shits, while playing slutty music on her acoustic guitar.
Cat wear a violet dress and Sam wear black leather clothes.
"You should ride Robbie's dick, girl." says Sam.
"No thanks. That's really creepy." says Cat.
"I think it'd be fun for ya." says Sam.
"Me don't..." says Cat.
"Okay. I won't force you to do stuff." says Sam.
"Thanks, Sam." says Cat, all adorable.
"Sure." says Sam.
"Yay!" says Cat.
"Indeed." says Sam.
Cat gives the kids candy, while Sam clean the kitchen.
"Hmm..." mumbles Sam, thinking about sex.
She almost get turned on.
"Kinda sad that Cat never have sex." says Sam.
Sam firmly believe that sex would be good for Cat.
"The girl should let someone fuck her." says Sam.
3 days later.
"Time again." says Sam as she feel that she need to take a huge shit.
She grab her acoustic guitar and walk to the beathroom.
Cat is at school.
As always, Sam play porn-music on her acustic guitar while she poop a lot.
It stinks, but Sam has no problem with it.
She get horny.
"Holy fuck!" moans Sam in a slutty voice.
Thick shit drop out from her ass and into the toilet.
"Mmmm...sexy!" moans Sam.
Sam is happy.
Doing what she does ( taking a shit ) hurt a bit, but she can take it, being a tough girl.
"Damn!" moans Sam.
Sam play another porno-song.
The music in combination with taking a shit makes Sam very horny.
She almost get an orgasm already.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam.
16 minutes later.
"Fuck, yes!" moans Sam as the pooping ends and Sam get an orgasm.
Sam smile, being very happy.
After she wipe her ass and watch her she grab her guitar and leave the bathroom.
2 hours later.
"Fuck, yeah!" says Sam and then she starts to play sexual heavy metal music on her electric guitar.
With her left foot she switch on her distortion pedal and then she turn up the volume of the guitar to max.
The music is very loud now.
If she was home Cat would hate it.
"Holy shit. Sexy." thinks a happy Sam.
Sam smile slutty.
2 hours later.
Cat get home.
Sam is asleep on the floor.
Next to Sam are 3 empty beer cans, so Sam is clearly drunk.
"Wake up, Sam." says Cat as she gently touch Sam.
"Fuck me!" scream Sam as she jump up and look crazy.
Sam was most likely having one of her weird dreams.
Cat back off in slight fear.
"Uh...sorry..." says Sam when she notice Cat.
"Are you okay?" says Cat.
"Sure, just drunk, kid." says Sam.
The next day.
Sam put on black sweatpants and a yellow top.
"Ready for whatever crap this day can throw at me." says Sam.
Cat wakes up.
"Morning already?" says Cat, who was up late, doing homework.
"Yup, kid." says Sam.
"Alright." says Cat, still very tired.
"Okay." says Sam.
"Sam, do we have anything special today?" says Cat.
"Nope. We've got nothing important stuff. You and I can just be the girls we are." says Sam.
"Cute." says Cat.
"I guess so." says Sam.
"Sweet." says Cat, all adorable.
"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.
It stinks a lot.
"Ewww!" says Cat.
"Sorry..." says Sam.
40 minutes later.
Cat and Sam eat breakfast.
"Yummy!" says Cat.
"Indeed." says Sam.
"Sam, are you happy?" says Cat.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Awww! Cute!" says Cat.
"What about you?" says Sam.
"Happy!" says Cat, all childish.
"Nice. Sexy." says Sam.
"Uh..." says Cat.
3 hours later.
Cat hug her favorite plushie.
Sam polish her motorcycle.
"Kid, did ya send in our payment to Evangelicus Company?" says Sam.
"Yeah, like you told me to, Sam." says Cat.
"Alright. Good." says Sam.
"Thanks." says Cat.
"No problem." says Sam.
Sam drink some beer.
"Do you want one?" says Sam.
"Uh...no. Me don't drink beer." says Cat.
"Okay." says Sam.
20 minutes later.
"Sexy." says Sam as she fart a bit by accident.
"Ewww!" says Cat.
"Like sorry..." says Sam.
"Okay, Sam." says Cat.
"The old iron-horse is all ready now. So erotic." says Sam.
She often refer to her motorcycle as an 'iron-horse', something she learned from a guy named Ben Thorne she once had sex with.
"Cat, I hope ya enjoy havin' me around, livin' with ya?" says Sam.
"Me do like it. I couuldn't make it alone. I'm so weak." says Cat.
"No, you're not. Ya might not be as hard as me, but you've got some power that's hidden behind your childish exterior." says Sam.
"Thanks, Sam!" says a happy Cat.
"Sure." says Sam.
Sam fart by accident again.
"Ewww!" says Cat.
"Sorry..." says Sam.
2 hours later.
"Almost forgot..." says Sam when she remember that today is Freddie's birthday.
She use her phone to take a photo of her pussy.
Then she sends this photo and the message "Happy fuckin' b-day, dude!" to Freddie.
Yes, Freddie and Sam are only friends, but she still think he deserve this, since it is his birthday and he has done so much for her over the years.
22 minutes later, Sam recieve a txt from Freddie and it says "Thanks, Sam, but why a pic of your pussy?"
Sam sends a reply that says "Because ya deserve some fun on your dang b-day."
14 minutes later, Sam get a reply from Freddie.
It says "Oh, thanks."
"No problem." is Sam's reply to that.
"Well...I sure hope the dude's gettin' a boner." says Sam.
Sam smile sexy.
"And seems like I'm horny." says Sam when she feel she is horny now.
She decides to masturbate a bit.
She walks to the bedroom, takes off her pants, get in bed and starts to masturbate.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam.
The next day.
"Carly..." mumbles Sam, as she suddenly starts to think about Carly.
Sam has had no contact with Carly after Carly moved with her dad to Italy.
"I hope she's okay..." says Sam.
Sam feel a bit sad.
She miss Carly, but didn't notice how much until just now in this very moment.
"Need some." says Sam as she crack a can of beer open and drink it all in one single move.
Sam think it taste awesome.
She like beer.
Even though she was too young at the time, she drank beer for the first time when she was only 10.
Back then she didn't like it, but a few years later beer became her favorite thing to drink.
"I'm sexy." says Sam, getting happy.
On this day Sam wear a pink tank top and old baggy jeans.
She look like a casual sexy girl, which she is.
"Yup." says Sam.
"Hi, Sam." says Cat as she get home, having been to the mall.
"Hi, kid." says Sam.
Cat wear a violet dress.
"Let's eat somthing." says Sam.
"Sounds sweet." says Cat.
They eat some pizza.
"Yummy." says Cat.
"Indeed." says Sam.
"Pizza is good." says Cat.
"Yup, it sure is." says Sam.
"Do you miss Carly?" says Cat.
"All the time. She's my best friend." says Sam.
"Okay. So cute." says Cat.
"Guess so." says Sam.
The next day.
"Hmm..." says Sam as she use her laptop to download porn.
On this day, Sam is dressed in a sexy tight black latex t-shirt and red baggy old sweatpants.
She look like the sexual girl she is.
"Nice." says Sam.
Sam drink some beer.
"I'm awesome." says Sam.
2 weeks later.
"Fuck, yeah!" moans Sam, once again being in the bathroom, pooping and playing slut-music on her acoustic guitar.
Big thick stinky pieces of shit plop out from Sam's ass.
It stink a lot, but Sam doesn't care, since she is a hardcore girl.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam.
She shit even more than she usually does today because she ate a fat mega-spicy super jumbo size burger for breakfast.
"Holy crap! Sexy!" moans Sam.
Sam is horny.
"Mmmm...damn!" moans Sam.
She is happy.
"Oh my fuck!" moans Sam as she get a big orgasm.
2 hours later.
Sam actually study a bit.
She goes to school online.
Right now she does her History homework.
Usually Sam hate school, but she has a vibrator in her pussy so it isn't too bad for her.
"Okay...16th century. I wonder if girls were slutty like me back then..." says Sam.
Sam drink some beer.
"Ah...seems like some chicks did do some slutty stuff." says Sam.
Sam love things that are slutty.
"Yup." says Sam.
3 weeks later.
"Yum!" moans Sam.
She is naked in bed, eating a burger and using a phone to take photos of her pussy.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam.
She is kind of horny.
"I'm a slut, but that's okay." says Sam, being happy.
Sam has always been proud of her own sluttiness.
"Oh, yeah!" says Sam.
Her pussy is getting very wet an ready for sexual fun.
"Nice." says Sam with an erotic smile.
When she's taken about 25 photos she transfer them to her laptop and store them in a private file.
"Alright. Done and done like a shit." says Sam.
She put on a black bra, pink panties, a red tank top and black pants.
"I'm hot." says Sam.
She drink some coffee.
"Sexy." says Sam, still turned on.
Even so, she hold back and doesn't do anything sexual.
Instead she change strings on her electric guitar.
"Not masturbating. Carly would be proud of me." says Sam.
21 minutes later, Sam has changed strings on the electric guitar.
She is happy.
"Yup. Nice, for sure." says Sam.
Sam eat a burger.
"Sexy." says Sam with a slutty smile.
2 weeks later.
"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard.
It stink a lot, but Sam like it, getting horny.
She masturbate a bit.
"Mmmm, fuck, yeah!" moans Sam.
15 minutes later.
"Holy shit, yeah! Fuckin' damn!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm.
Sam put her pants on and then she eat a big burger.
"Yup. I'm a sexy babe." says Sam.
It is clear that she's happy.
"Mmmm, fuck!" moans Sam in a slutty voice.
She's horny again.
"Sexy!" moans Sam.
42 minutes later.
"Okay. I'm sexy." says Sam, taking nude sexual photos of herself.
She only wear socks and shoes and sunglasses.
"Yeah. Me is a true slut." says a happy Sam.
Cat is at school.
"Fuckin' nice." says Sam.
When done taking slut-photos, Sam put on a red bra, white panties, a green top and black pants.
"Time for lunch." says Sam.
She eat two large burgers and drink a jumbo beer while she watch some random porn.
"Cozy shit." says a happy Sam with a sexy smile.
It seems as if she's still horny, at least a little.
"Perhaps I should become a porno-girl." thinks Sam.
From her point seen she could do that, being sexy and oversexual.
"Maybe...it sure'd be a fuck lot of fun." says Sam.
The End.
