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Eye Catch #6: Kabu is laying on the floor on his belly and is supporting himself with his left arm. His body is facing back. He's wearing white, tight swimming trunks, showing his small underbulge and the outline of his butt cheeks. He's blushing and looking embarrassed as he's looking back. His left leg is up while his right leg was straight on the floor, showing his foot. He's wearing no shoes.


Episode 3: I Got A Friend! - Part 2

To have servants, I have to be an upper-class demon, Issei thought as she rode her bike on the road to a summoner's house the next night, frowning. But I'm a pawn, the weakest piece! All I am is just cannon fodder! I've got a long road to become the Harem Queen... Despite being upset and disappointed at the fact though, she strived to work even harder to get to that point! She will!

...

When the brown-haired girl arrived at the home, she rang the doorbell and waited for a moment. No one was answering. She then turned the door knob and opened the door, surprising herself. Leaving the door unlocked? she asked internally in confusion. Isn't that dangerous? She shook the thought off and called out into the dark house, "Hey! I'm Gremory-sama's servant demon! Is the client-" However, when she stepped into the house, the chill from her acquaintance with Asher came crawling under her skin once again.

I got that feeling again... Now she was worried. Like at the church...what could that mean?

"Is anybody here?" she asked loudly. There was a light from another room, but no one was answering. Her worry expanded once again.


"Kabu was summoned by two people once again," Richard said to Issei, leaning against the window sill in the clubroom. "Can you take care of one, Isa?"

"Yes, President," she answered.

He looked at her sternly. "Be sure to form a contract this time, alright? Don't let me down."

Feeling both anxious and pressured, she nodded. "I won't..."


If I come back now, President will be really mad at me... she thought sadly. She then had a confident look on her face. No! I WILL form a contract this time! She then shut the door behind her, took off her loafers, and shouted, "I'm coming in, you hear?!" Determination filled her desire to see the client at once.

She walked towards the lighted room and went inside of it. She saw that the room's source of light were candles. She giggled a little. "Setting on a nice mood, huh?" she asked quietly before shouting, "Excuse me, I-" However, as she took another step, she felt something wet on her sock. She shot back and took the sock off. She made a disgusted sound looking at it. "Yuck! What is this?" She saw that the liquid was red. She touched it a little, a dab appearing on her fingertip, and carefully sniffed it. She gagged, rubbing the drop on the wall. It smelt like...blood. "Wh-what?!" She then looked at the floor.

Much of the wooden floor was covered in blood and it was coming from a skinned body far from her. She held back a scream, covering her mouth and her eyes widening in fear. She tried her best not to throw up at the sight. She found the sight horrific. "Wh-what is this?!" she shouted behind her hands.

"The punishment of the wicked, of course~," a female voice answered. She turned to see where it came from. She saw a female with short grey hair under a black veil. "I'm quoting the Holy Scripture here~." She then turned her head, having a sadistic look on her face with her tongue out. She had crazed red eyes. Issei shot back. The other female stood up from the couch she was sitting on. "Ara, ara~, if it isn't a demon~." She was wearing a navy-blue nun outfit with golden outlines. She wore a golden cross around her neck. Her bust seemed to measure to a C and she wore red lipstick. She bowed down to her, keeping her sadistic face. "My name is Frieda Sellzen." She began to swing her hips around, giggling in a crazed manner. "A young nun who's part of a certain exorcist organization~!" she sang before she stopped.

Issei's eyes widened even more. "A-a nun?!"

Her Yandere-like eyes pierced into the devil's light brown ones. "Well, I'm definitely not a worthless piece of shit like a devil~." She giggled again.

The female devil stepped back from her, pointing at the skinned cadaver. "Is this your doing, you crazy bitch?!" she asked in anger and horror.

The crazed nun stepped towards her, making her step back even more. "You are no longer human, correct~? You're now depending on demons? Well, you're going on the end of the road, my dear~! The end of it~!" She smiled in a crazed and sadistic manner. "That's why I killed her~!" She placed her hands behind her back, swaying her hips back and forth once again. "Getting rid of shitty demons and even more worthless pieces of shit bedeviled by them~..." She paused to remove her clothing and veil to reveal herself in a tight black jumpsuit that didn't cover her legs with the necklace still around her neck, a special gun, and an empty grip of a sword in her hands. "...is my job," she finished in a cold voice. Light energy then formed into a sword from the empty grip.

The female devil gasped. "A-a light sword?!" she asked fearfully.

"Why yes~. A light sword I will stick in your heart-" She pointed the sword at her. "-and a fabulous gun to make a lovely shot to your head~!" She then pointed the gun at her and lunged for her. Issei quickly dodged as Frieda swung her sword at her. She laughed crazily, however, as she shot Issei's ankle, making her scream and fall down. She gripped on her bleeding ankle. The sadistic nun began to laugh. "An exorcist's golden bullet~!" She then had her tongue out in a crazed way. "Do you like it?"

Issei winced as she tried to get up. She then sat up and shouted, "You crazy bitch!" She then faced Frieda and got out her Sacred Gear. She pointed her arrow at the nun's head.

"Ara, ara~! Very demonic indeed~!" she sang crazily. "This will be soooo much fun~!"

The female devil then let out a battle cry and lunged for her, ready to shoot her in the head. However, as she shot it, the nun muttered, "Three o'clock." As she said that, she dodged the bow, which hit the wall, and slashed Issei's back. She screamed again and fell face-first into the floor. She twitched in pain. "Is that look just for show? Everyone knows long-range weapons don't work as well, up close~." She then pointed the gun at brown-haired female's head. "Bye-bye~."

Suddenly, they both heard a guy scream. Both of them turned to see...Asher looking at the skinned body. Issei's pupils shrunk as she saw him. Of all the places to see him...

"Ah, Asher-kun, my assistant~," Frieda said complacently. "Are you done setting up the magical barrier~?" Asher was trembling and putting his hand over his mouth at the sight of the body.

"Th-this is..." he muttered in horror.

Frieda faced him completely. "Ah yes~, you are a beginner~." Her voice then changed from singsongy to cold, putting her gun onto her lips. "This is our job, you see. We kill off people enchanted by demons."

"N-no way-" he said before he saw Issei, gasping at the sight of her. She gasped as well. "I-Issei-san?"

"A-Asher?" she asked weakly, the pain of her injuries taking her voice away.

Frieda looked at the both of them in surprise. "Eeeh~? You two know each other?"

"Wh-why are you..." Asher stuttered, seeing her injuries.

Issei frowned and looked down on the floor. He had to know, so she had to say it. "S-sorry...I'm a...a devil..."

"A...devil?" He shook his head, as if he couldn't believe it. "No, you couldn't be..."

"I wasn't trying to fool you!" Her voice almost sounded like a sob. "Th-that's why...I thought it'd be best to...never see each other again." She began to cry, clenching her fists on the ground. "I'm...so sorry..."

Asher covered his mouth with his hands, his eyes watering. "N-no..."

Frieda smiled at him, changing her voice back to singsongy. "Unfortunately, Asher-kun~, demons and humans-" She then whispered in his ear, "-can never be compatible." She then ran her fingers down his right cheek. "Not to mention that we can't live without the protection of fallen angels~."

Issei heard that and became puzzled. F-fallen angels? she thought. I thought Asher-kun...

"Well, it's time to finish this," the sadistic nun said as she placed her sword under Issei's chin. The female devil couldn't stop crying though. "Be ready to drop your last tear~..." Her voice changed into sadistic. "...because it'll be the last thing you'll see." She was going to slice the brown-haired girl's head off. She closed her eyes and continued crying. The night turned into hell and she felt like hell. She was lured into a trap, failed to fight an enemy, and became helpless as she was injured terribly. She failed Richard, she failed everyone...

Seeing her cry made Asher angry. She was a nice girl and he liked her, even if she was a devil! Without a second thought, he yelled, "No!" In a mere second, he went in front of Issei with his arms spread out. The female pervert opened her pinkened eyes and looked up at him.

"A-Asher-kun...?" she asked, her voice choked.

Frieda tilted her sword to the left. "Asher-kun, you cannot be serious," she said in a cold tone, scowling.

"Sister Frieda! I beg of you! Forgive this girl! Just let her go!" Angry tears flew out of his eyes.

"Can you even hear what you're saying, Brother Asher?"

"She may be a demon, but Issei-san is a great person! And God will never forgive you for this deed!"

The crazed nun was now really angry at him. "Don't you dare give me that shit!" She swung her sword at him in a mere second. It cut his clothes in half, showing off his average chest and his underwear showing his average-sized bulge. He returned the angry look, growled at her, and covered himself with the sliced clothes.

Issei was shocked at the sight and wanted to protect him. She tried to get up. "Asher-kun!" she shouted before she fell on the floor, wincing at the pain coursing through her body.

The grey-haired nun dug her sword into the floor and walked to the young priest. "You stupid bastard! Have you lost your mind?!" she shouted at him angrily. He backed away from her, but she grabbed his clothes and dragged him down to her eye level.

"Asher!" shouted the brown-haired devil.

Frieda smiled at him and used her free hand to caress his cheek. "The fallen angel man told me not to kill you~," she said in her singsongy voice before changing it back to cold. "But that doesn't mean you don't deserve punishment!" She then slapped him, making him hit against the wall. She then pinned him against it, grabbing the light sword and shoving it into the wall through his sleeves to keep his wrists against it.

"N-no! Asher!" Issei then tried to stand up again, ignoring the pain throughout her body. She went up to her ankles, but then fell on the ground again.

The blonde priest kicked Frieda's leg really hard, making her scream and punch Asher at the nose, making him nosebleed. He gritted his teeth at her. She roughly grabbed his face and made her gun go down his almost well-toned chest. "A rebellious, chaste priest getting seriously fucked up by a nun. Now isn't that crazy?" She then rubbed the muzzle against his crotch, making him blush and scream. She then let go of his face to trace her fingers around his chest, making Asher scream again. "And I won't get caught since I'm a nun~. Do you want this~?"

"N-no!" Asher yelled, closing his eyes and looking away from her. "Stop it!"

"H-hey!" shouted Issei as she stood up successfully and grabbed her bow. Frieda looked at the devil with an expression that said, "Are you kidding me?". She panted as another arrow formed between her fingers. She glared daggers at the crazed nun. "Get the hell away from him!"

"Ara, ara~, did you want to touch him too~?" she asked in her singsong voice. "Too bad~, he's mine~."

"H-he's not some toy you can abuse..." she continued, her eyes lighting with fury. Even when she gets her Reverse Harem, she wouldn't want her servants to be uncomfortable when she does perverted things to them. They'd want her to do those things, so she wouldn't even dream of this! "Let him go this instant or I'll make you regret it!"

Asher looked at the female devil in shock. "I-Issei-san..." he muttered under his breath. He was so surprised she would stand up to someone as crazy as Frieda. In fact, nobody ever stood up for him before...this was...

Frieda grinned, amused. "Tch, that's some resolve you've got. I'm almost touched~." She giggled as she removed the sword from the wall, letting the blonde-haired guy fall to the ground. She gripped it with both of her hands. "So, do you really want to fight me~? You'll suffer and die because of it~!"

"Issei-san, don't do it!" Asher shouted to her in panic.

I might die here because of my condition... Issei thought. But who am I to run away after this kind guy tried to protect me? Her pupils shrunk as she shouted, "Die you bitch!" She shot her bow at her, piercing her shoulder. She let out a scream and staggered a bit.

"Ow! That fucking hurts!" she shouted furiously. She tried to step towards the devil with the bow in her shoulder. "Well, it looks like...I'll set a fine record for the - nngh - finest demon mincemeat!" She then ran to her to swing her sword at the brown-haired devil. Issei planned to block it with her bow, but then a magic circle appeared right in front of her eyes.

"A-a magic circle?!" she cried out as Yumi came out with a sword and blocked Frieda's. "K-Kiba!"

The blonde-haired beauty turned to her and smiled. "Don't worry, Hyoudou-chan. I'm here to help," she said reassuringly. "And so is everyone else."

"Well, well~, will you look at this?" Akihiko said as he walked out of the circle.

Kabu then walked out of the circle. He looked at Frieda with a disapproving look. "An exorcist..." he stated bitterly. "An evil exorcist..."

Issei smiled, overjoyed at this. "E-everyone!" she cried out happily.

Frieda jumped back from Yumi and laughed. "Wow! I see a few - nngh - more demons here~!" she exclaimed, flinching from the pain in her shoulder.

"Very sorry, m'am, but she's with us," Kiba stated.

"Ooooooo~, are you a top while she's the bottom~?" Issei felt disgusted that she made a joke about her and Yumi being lesbians. Not that she was against lesbians, but she wasn't one herself and she doubted Yumi was either.

The blonde-haired girl frowned, disapproving the statement. "How vulgar. It's unbelievable that you're a nun."

"Oh, don't believe you're refined yourself - nngh - damaged devil~," she retorted. "It's my purpose in life to hunt down little shits like you~, so why don't you just - nnnrgh - shut up and die?!"

Akihiko opened his eyes, showing that they were Yandere-like. He smiled sadistically as well. "Don't think us demons can't jump on just anyone~," he said, mimicking the crazed nun's sadistic tone.

It was Frieda's turn to mimic Akihiko. "'Oh~, I just LOOOOOVE your intense stare~!'" she said in a low voice before hugging herself, flinching from the pain. "'Can this be love~? Or intent to kill~?'" She giggled maniacally. "This is just exciting~, no matter what side you're fighting on~!"

"You should just vanish," Richard's voice said coldly as red energy came out of the circle. Frieda stopped imitating the dark-haired man and barely dodged the energy, which obliterated the couch. The red-haired devil himself appeared out of the circle, the circle disappearing. "So, you're messing with my cute servant." Issei blushed when he called her cute.

"Pr-President?" she murmured.

"Ooooooo~, are you the real deal~?" the sadistic nun asked, her eyebrows raised. "Why yes~, I have been fucking around with her~! What seems to be the problem~?"

Richard scoffed and looked to his servant. "Are you alright, Isa?" he asked, concerned and worried.

Issei looked down at the floor with shame in her expression. "N-no..." she answered. "I'm sorry...you scolded me for it, but I did it again..." She didn't expect him to gently cup her cheek though. She blushed and looked up at him.

"You look beaten up..." he whispered to her in sorrow. He frowned and sighed. "I should be the one to say sorry, Isa. I never knew a stray exorcist was around."

Asher, experiencing all of this, was both shocked and perplexed about what was going on. He guessed the group was Issei's friends and comrades. They might be nice people as well, if they came to protect her. At the same time...would they approve of him? A priest?

"I didn't notice because of the barrier until a little while ago," Richard continued.

Frieda then looked pissed off and walked to Asher, kicking his face. "You bastard! It's your fault they got here!" she shouted furiously. He screamed, but grabbed her foot.

"St-stop!" he shouted to her.

"Who are you to tell me to stop?!" She then roughly grabbed his hair, making him scream again.

"Asher!" Issei cried out.

Richard glared at the woman and said, "You are rare - a crazed nun abusing a priest, an ally of yours. It's my policy that you will be shown no mercy from me since you hurt my servant, even if another person she likes gets hurt. If my servant is hurt - physically or emotionally - I will give you no mercy, vulgar woman." He then glowed red, shooting her a sharp, furious look.

The sadistic nun let go of the blonde-haired priest's hair and backed away. "You look powerful..." she muttered, her tone of near defeat. "Too damn powerful..."

Kabu was carrying a large cabinet above him. He sniffed the air and announced to everyone, "Multiple fallen angels are coming our way."

Frieda laughed. "I'm making a comeback here, everyone~!" she said confidently. "You'll all disappear into nothing~!" A lavender portal appeared above her as she continued to maniacally laugh.

"President?" asked Akihiko.

Richard sighed. "Well, retrieving Isa is our top priority. Prepare a circle, Akihiko." The dark-haired male nodded as he did just that. He then looked at Kabu. "Kabu, I'll leave her to you."

The shouta nodded and replied, "Sure." He threw the cabinet away.

"Eeeeh~? Do you damn demons think I'll let you go that easily?!" the crazed nun shouted before getting knocked out by the cabinet. Kabu then carried Issei bridal style to the circle, where everyone in the peerage gathered at. It felt weird to her that a little boy like him was strong to pick her up...now she knew what Murasami meant...

But that wasn't important right now.

Asher stood up slowly, holding onto his split clothing and looking at Issei's wettened face. His eyes were watering. He wanted to come with them, but...he was a priest.

"W-wait!" Issei shouted to Richard. "President! W-we should take him too! Please!"

"I'm sorry, Isa," Richard said solemnly. "But only members of the Gremory household can make this jump."

"N-no..." Her voice became shaky. She started to cry again and reached her hand out to him. "Asher! Let me go, Kabu! I need to go to Asher!" Asher began to cry as well.

"No way," the white-haired shouta replied as he tightened his hold on her. "You're injured enough as it is."

"Pl-please! I need to save him!" She looked at Asher with glassy eyes. "Asher! ASHER!"

The young priest sniffled, holding her gaze with a smile and tears running down his face. "I'll see you, Issei-san," he said in a shaky voice as well. "We'll see each other again, I promise." He chuckled a little and smiled widely.

"ASHEEEEEEEEER!" The glow of the magic circle separated the two friends. Soon, all that Issei could see was the peerage and a white background. That was it. He was gone...stuck with the crazy, sadistic bitch of a nun.

Now she was gone. Asher had high hopes though. Despite what happened to him that night, he kept his head high on seeing Issei again, even if she was a devil and he was a human priest.


And that's it for this episode! How was it? Any typos or mistakes I might've missed?

The previous version of that...scene felt way too preachy to me, so I decided to get straight to the point here. Hope you guys don't mind that! Frieda's still a crazy bitch though.

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