Mew's Game

The Land of the Ancients; a vast expanse of forests, rivers, and meadows. Peppered here and there with cities and towns, this place is special. Sure, there are clouds, sunlight, rainbows, and happiness galore, but The Land of the Ancients is not quite the place you may refer to as Heaven. No, this is the world between lives; the memory bank. Here, we live between lives, telling tales of our accomplishments on the mortal plane, resting in between existences, and most importantly, having fun.

As I, Lugia, write this, I am currently in The City of the Ancients, the central hub of all things in this world. As a member of The Ancients, what you might call "Legendaries", I am occasionally involved with running this place, although now I am only here because the oceans of the physical world have been peaceful lately. Additionally, as an Ancient, I am capable of coming and going as I please from here, although even we can only remember past lives here in this sacred world. That is, except for Mew. Mew had a special talent for managing to keep fragments of other lives in his memory while on the ground. Oh, and then there's Arceus, who has the whole omnipotence thing going for them.

Err... anyways, the reason that you are reading this is because of Mew. Last week, Mew came up to visit us, which is where our tale proper begins.

It was a day like any other. Peace had reigned for quite a few months now, so I was spending my time, lounging by the central lake of The City, happy to know that the Oceans were in good order. Slowly, I had become transfixed, watching the ducks as they dived below the cool, blue surface in search of food.

"Hey Lugia! Guess what!?" The ungodly sound that shrieked past my lips must have been audible for miles. Jolting myself around with the force of a bullet train, I stared at the pink source of the voice. "I... M-Mew! Why would you do that to me? Y-you almost scared my soul back to Earth!" I said, gasping. "Oh, sorry.", Mew said in a matter-of-fact voice. "Anyways," he continued, "Guess what my friends taught me!" My still scrambled brain still trying to pull itself together, I sighed, and began to think. (Friends? Who did he find this time? How could someone possibly teach Mew something that he didn't already know?) "Uhhh... hm, I don't know? One plus one equals two?" I said jokingly. "Heh, no no no." Mew laughed. "C'mon, take me to your place." This was a real puzzle. Mew knew practically everything, so I could feel my chest rising in anticipation at what he could teach me. "Sure, come this way!" I said happily.

"You WHAT?" "Hold. Your. Pee." Mew repeated flatly. "And don't let it out until forces itself out." Today was going to be a long day. I could feel it. "But... why? Doesn't that hurt... a lot?" I said, at a loss for anything else to say. "Yeah. And trust me, it gets worse." Mew said in a disturbingly cheerful tone. "But, once you do pee, it feels amazing." Mew said with a distant look in his eyes. "And if you make it into a competition, then you could win!" At this point, it dawned in the back of my mind that today wasn't just going to be a long day. No, today was going to be one of those days. One of those days where when you wake up the next day, you seriously wonder if yesterday was all a weird dream. "A... competition? But who in their right mind w-" "Ho-Oh, Reshiram, and Xerneas are all outside, laughing their asses off at this right now." Mew said finally. "Oh." I managed, and promptly passed out.

"So, will you?" Reshiram asked excitedly. "Our expressions would be priceless." Xerneas chuckled. "Especially yours." Ho-Oh chimed playfully. "I... very well. But, what are the logistics? Where? When? How?" I said. "Xerneas's garden. Tomorrow afternoon. Drinks proportional to body size." Mew rattled off mechanically. "Alright then, it's settled. See ya tomorrow everyone!" Reshiram said as he walked away, waving goodbye cheerfully. Yup, definitely one of those days.

(A holding competition.) I mused as I lay in bed that night. (Things get stranger every day.) Despite my apprehension, I had a tendency to be over competitive; already I was attempting to size up my opponents. (Mew... he's so hyper and playful all the time. It's hard to take him as a serious opponent, but he must have experience with this, and might know a trick or two.) (Xerneas is surprisingly gung-ho about this, she's usually so proper and reserved...) (Hm... there was this one time when Reshiram was visibly desperate at a meeting with the other Ancients, poor guy had too much pride to ask to be excused though.) (And... Ho-Oh, she must want to see me squirm. Rivals as always it seems.) With these thoughts buzzing through my head, I slowly drifted to sleep.

(Nope... definitely not a dream.) I thought, a strange, giddy anticipation filling my consciousness. (I'd better get ready.) Getting out of bed, I did my morning routine, carefully savoring what would likely be my last full urination for a while.

Xerneas's garden was enchantingly beautiful. All sorts of exotic, probably self-made, flora coated the large, secluded area. Surrounding us on three sides was a large, hedge fence, while on the fourth was Xerneas's cabin. In the very center was a large fountain. (That'll really be fun later.) I thought sarcastically. The group had given us each a custom glass, size proportional to ours, and everyone was showing varied shades of nervousness and embarrassment. "So... er, what now?" Reshiram asked. "Everyone empties their bladders." Mew said in his usual singsong voice. Everyone immediately responded with variations of "here?!" "Sure, why not?" Mew said, naive as ever. "W-well then, at least everyone turn around!" Ho-Oh blushed indignantly. "Uh, right." The group said. A slight splashing was temporarily added to the noise of the fountain. "Now, everyone drink up." Mew instructed.

"... This is boring." Reshiram pouted. "It's only been 30 minutes!" Xerneas said, exasperated. "Have I underestimated your attention span?" "No, it's just... there's nothing to do but sit here and be awkward." Reshiram said, blushing slightly. "20 questions?" Mew suggested. "Sure, why the hell not." Reshiram said.

"Is it... an emotion?" Xerneas asked, slowly shifting as she sat. "I... mn, I guess so, yeah. How are you guys doing?" Reshiram said, a somewhat strained look on his face. "I... have to pee, I guess. Nothing bad, really." Ho-Oh said, shrugging. "It's... certainly getting there." Xerneas said, nervously pawing at the grass. "I estimate that I am at 53% capacity." Mew said, distracting himself with his tail. "I guess I'm with Ho-Oh." I said. "What about you, Reshiram?" I added. "Oh... me? It's... actually not that great for me." Reshiram said, stifling a whine. "N-next question, please?"

1 hour and 40 minutes. We had abandoned our 20 questions game as our other game began to make itself noticed. My bladder was starting to sting angrily at me, and Ho-Oh didn't look much better. The fountain sat there, mocking our predicament. Reshiram already looked close to losing it, with his hands pressed against his crotch and his eyes tightly shut. Mew seemed to be trying to remain in a zen-like state, breathing slowly, but sweat was starting to bead on his forehead. Xerneas was blushing fiercely, her hind legs twitching every so often. "Mmm... how are we doing?" I asked, fighting the urge to jam my wings in my crotch. "Ohh... not good. Fuck this is hard!" Reshiram cursed, gripping his crotch ever harder, tears on the verge of welling up. "Nn... I'm... ah!" Xerneas tried to say, before a short jet of fluid escaped her. "I-in a bad way." She finished, front hooves now firmly held against her nethers. Mew winced. "P-perfectly fine." He said unconvincingly. "Well, I-I can't say I've had to go this bad in quite a while." Ho-Oh said, fighting off a wave of desperation.

"No... Auuugh!" Reshiram whimpered as yet another spurt made itself known. "I won't be last. I won't be last." He repeated to himself, his dam on the verge of collapse. "Y-you're really not helping anyone else." Xerneas said, eyes slammed shut, shamelessly rubbing her hooves against her exhausted urethra. "She makes a... mmm... a point." Said a very visibly needy Mew, who, due to his short arms, had opted to use his tail as a source of pressure. "Err... yeah." I said awkwardly, having lost the fight to keep my wings dignified. Ho-Oh vaguely nodded in agreement, at most a few minutes away from giving in to the need to squeeze herself. "Mmmmnnn" Reshiram made a low, constant whimpering noise as the flood began, his dam crumbling like a sandcastle against the tide. "Ah... hmmm", he gave in completely, relaxing as his stream splashed to the ground a few feet in front of him. I wanted to look away. My bladder begged me to look away, and yet, like a train wreck, I couldn't. My bladder desperately pleaded me to join him, jolting me back to reality with a red-hot pang of need. Finally the stream slowed and stopped, and Reshiram collapsed on the ground, exhausted, defeated, and happy.

"A-ahh... Shit! Why was I stupid enough t-to install that fountain?" Xerneas said to no-one in particular, clearly at her limit. She had forsaken all attempts at dignity, and was now sprawled on her back, hind legs crossed, crotch in a death-grip. "Not... helping..." Said Ho-Oh, doubling over from pressure. Mew emitted a strange sound, biting his lip. "C'mon, let it out. You know you want to." Reshiram taunted. "Don't." I said angrily, my bladder sending an strongly worded request to my brain. "F-f-fuck!" Xerneas said hurriedly, a large spurt flying forth from her special area.

"Nonono... ahh... … haaaah..." Xerneas panted, slowly giving in as a puddle formed around her butt. Laying her head in the grass, her body relaxed as she reveled in the bliss of relief. Even with my eyes firmly shut, distracting myself from the pain became impossible due to Xerneas's moans of pleasure. My bladder attempted mutiny, a sharp, sudden pain clouding my thoughts. Barely containing the convulsion, I dared to open my eyes, and saw Mew in tears. However bad I had it, he must've had it worse. "I can... ahhh... truly understand the point of this game now." Xerneas said contently, her stream coming to a stop. "N-nope, still not helping." Ho-Oh said, fidgeting in place, and I grunted an agreement. "Don't worry, Xerneas. I understand." said Reshiram, wholly amused by our situations. Mew, coated in an anxious sweat, could only whimper, too preoccupied with his own need to say "I told you so."

"M-myah!" Mew shouted suddenly, a slow trickle forming between his thighs. "Gnn..." He said, squeezing his tail tighter in an attempt to stem the flow. "M...nnn...nahhh." He said, finally conceding and allowing the flow to grow in strength. "C-couldn't stop." He mumbled, becoming lost in pleasure. "Hmm, I knew you were close, but I did not seriously expect you to lose it only five minutes after me." Xerneas said, clearly enjoying Mew's expressions of relief. "Looks like you deserve a Yellow Heart for what you went through." Reshiram said jokingly, pointing at Mew. "And as for you two," he said, turning towards me and Ho-Oh, "Looks to me like a proper duel has begun."

Reshiram was right; Ho-Oh and I were in almost exactly the same position, although I seemed to have a slight edge. "Y'know, I've heard that there's a fetish for everything. Everything" Mew suddenly said, breaking our composure. "D-do you mean to tell me?!" Ho-Oh fumed, wings firmly in place, "That you did this solely for your perverted desires!?" she said, glaring daggers at Mew. "Oh, me? Nah, competition is just fun for me." Mew said bluntly. Xerneas, on the other hand, was trying to disappear, blushing furiously and looking at the ground. Although it didn't actually bother me, I noticed this, and used the opportunity accordingly. "W-well then, we learn something new about you every day, Xerneas." I said, smirking as the others turned and saw her. There was an awkward silence. Xerneas looked like... well, a deer in the headlights. "Uh, but we don't judge." I added hastily, realizing that I had been a bit mean. The rest of the group nodded awkwardly, but Xerneas still seemed dazed. "Umm... o-okay then. Heh." She eventually said, smiling weakly at us.

We were approaching the three hour mark. Both me and Ho-Oh were on our backs, wings crammed between our legs, trying unsuccessfully to distract our bladders. I had lost the ability to focus on much else than myself. Pulses of agony reverberated through me as my burning bladder screamed bloody murder at me. A dribble leaked past my failing sphincter, eliciting a primal moan of need from me. I definitely understood the appeal of peeing in this state. "Not... gonna... lose." I growled, mostly to myself.

Another spurt, and yet another. I couldn't last much more than a minute or two in this state. Each leak only reminded me again of what I wanted, what I needed to do more than anything in the world. And each time I stifled it, a burning torture along my urethra. My sphincter was not long for this Earth. "Mmm... mmm..." The vocalizations were making my need well known to all the land. Suddenly there was a fluttering in my stomach. (No...) I thought, sensing as my bladder muscles gave out, a numbness spreading across my lower abdomen. "O...ooohhhhhhh" I cooed softly, finally allowing myself to be overtaken by the ecstasy of relief. I could feel every muscle in my body relax, soothed by the waves of pleasure. I was free, finally free of the torture. "ahhhh..."

When I regained full awareness of my surroundings, I was lying in a warm pool of my recently freed urine. Ho-Oh was still in agony, writhing in place, frantically rubbing herself with her wings; I had lost. "Well then," Mew said. "Ho-Oh, you win, so you can go let it out." he concluded. "I... I... yes... ah!" Ho-Oh squawked, suddenly letting go in front of everyone. Clearly relief mattered a whole lot more to her than dignity, and I couldn't blame her. I, however, became beet red upon realizing that I must've looked a lot like her during my release. Xerneas had her eyes closed, clearly not wanting to embarrass Ho-Oh more than Ho-Oh was already doing. I had to look away too, as a certain unwelcome feeling tried to make its way to my crotch. (I don't like this! D-do I?) Once Ho-Oh's stream slowed and stopped, she opened her eyes and looked at us awkwardly. "N-now what?" She said. "Well, first things first, we should go inside and clean up." Xerneas said. "Then... I guess we could play a board game. I have quite a few good ones." The group nodded in agreement, and went inside.

Later that night, I reflected on my feelings earlier, and realized that Mew had successfully given me a fetish. (How wonderful.) I thought sarcastically, and dealt with business. Anyways, that's what lead me here to this site of yours, and I hope that you can enjoy this little story of mine as much as I have enjoyed some of yours. I'm off to visit Xerneas's place. It seems we have more in common than I first thought. Have a good day!

Fun Fact: Originally, I tried to determine Lugia's potential bladder volume by comparing different animal's bladder volumes to their weights. Unfortunately, I ran into 2 issues: 1. There is no consistent source for different animal's bladders. And 2. I was once again reminded of the whole "Pokemon sizes/weights are bull#(%&", thing by seeing that Lugia is supposed to be 17 feet (5.2 m.) tall, which makes sense, but only weigh about 500 lbs (200 kg).

To get around this, I compared him (17-18 feet tall, with a relatively wide torso), and a human (6 feet tall, with a relatively small torso), and guestimated that since a human's bladder diameter can stretch to about 6 inches (approx. 15 cm.), Lugia's could be about 2.5 feet (approx. 75 cm.) in diameter. From there, I approximated Lugia's bladder as a sphere, and plugged the bladder radius (37.5 cm.) into the sphere volume equation, to get an approximate bladder volume of 58.3538 U.S. Gallons (220.893 liters)

Afterthought: Wow, I spent waaaay too much time doing that... Even funnier that this became apocryphal in the completed version.