(A/N - So I finally got around to retrying my Yellow Steven AU story, since the previous release of it was more of a beta version of it. This story will be rated M, 'cause why not? Don't ask why, just read it. Now this one has a different backstory as far as my character, and the events he went through that led him up to this point, there are some references to some things, just don't know what 'cause I don't remember things that well at times. So anyway, let's start this up.

Also, my other AUs, I'm gonna finish them at some point. But not too far from this time.)


ARC 1 : A diamond, and his Amethyst.


(Space)

"Okay, so how many times have I told my story? Okay, let me start again :

I was pulled into a war with General Resource, and Neucom, starting off as a pilot for UPEO, was given an invitation to join General Resource by Dision, accepted it, nearly crippled Neucom over time, got lost on an unknown planet for a month, killed a few bad guys, dealt with people who gave me strong weapons, saved a Spectre by bringing him back to life, was saved by Dision, helped him destroy Neucom, until I found out his plot to deceive the company we were fighting for, I joined my pal Keith Bryan in an effort to put down his terrorist organization 'Ouroboros' and saved the world. Oh, and I found a plane that I still use to this day because of the diamond I have inside me. (no pun intended)

Orange Diamond. She merged herself with me when the time came after the war, and now I am a diamond-human-hybrid.

My name is Jarek. And I am a former pilot of General Resource Ltd.


(Jarek's Castle) - 4/4/2016

Jarek was sitting on his couch, reading a post on his phone.

Then he got a call on his phone.

"Hello?" He answered.

"Sup, dude?" Elis said.

"Hey Elis. What you need?" Jarek said.

"So I was thinking of raiding Area 51." Elis said.

"(Offendedly) OH!" Jarek said.

"Hah! Got you there! Nah, but seriously, what are you up to today?" Elis asked.

"Nothing much, just gonna go out and get some green eggs and ham for breakfast." Jarek said.

"Yuck. You actually eat that stuff? Ew." Elis said.

"Well it's not eating out of the fucking garbage like you do." Jarek said.

Elis snorted out of laughter at that.

"Okay okay, I was kidding! How 'bout I come over and make you something?" Elis said a little seductively.

"You wanna make me something for breakfast? Don't you live on the far side of Sector E?" Jarek asked.

"Yeah. I'm not wearing anything right now and I'm so horny!" She said like she was desperate.

Jarek hung up.

"Ew." He shuddered.

(A/N - Yeah, no. Not doing that, sister.)

Then there was knocking on the door.

"Hoh shit!" He said, jumping from his couch, and grabbing his P99 handgun, and running to the door.

He looked through the peephole, and saw a skull and crossbones on there.

"Greg is back?" Jarek said, before opening the door.

He looked down, and saw that Greg the Grim Reaper was indeed there.

"What's up, Greg?" Jarek said.

"I am here to bring forth these summons. You are to meet Elis of Sector E. She said it was urgent, and she wouldn't stop pestering me." Greg said.

"I only told her I didn't want to have sex with her! Iugh." Jarek said.

"Not my problem. Do me a favor and pour me some of those Scorpions, would ya?" Greg said, pointing to his bottle of Scorpions.

Jarek poured him a glass, and handed it to him.

Greg chugged the glass in one go.

"Ah! Thanks, mate. I owe you one." Greg said before walking off with the glass.

"Yeah, just bring back the glass next time you visit." Jarek said.

"Don't worry about that." Greg said as he went down the stairs.

Jarek closed his door.

"Man, that girl. I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do with her." He said.

"Do with who?" Hanzo said.

Jarek looked to his right, and saw Hanzo.

"Oh, hey Scorpion. What brings you here?" Jarek asked.

"I left my Scorpions here." Hanzo said.

Jarek had blue lines on his face after hearing that.

"Don't tell me, you drank it all, didn't you?" Hanzo said with his arms crossed.

"Well I didn't finish it all, just 1/3 of it." Jarek said.

"Out of my way." Hanzo said, walking inside, and grabbing his bottle.

"Did you drink all this before I came here, it's not even noon." He said.

"Come on, it's the state of Delmarva, they don't care." Jarek said.

"But it's too early to be drinking." Hanzo said.

"Look, I'll just order some Denny's or something. Maybe even some IHOP." Jarek said.

"No. I already had breakfast." Hanzo said.

"Aww!" Jarek said.

"You didn't even eat, did you?" Hanzo said.

"No, not really." Jarek said.

"Damn it, you're like a child." Hanzo said.

"I'm 20 years old, cut me some slack, huh? I'm not perfect, ya know." Jarek said.

"I'm taking this back." Hanzo said before walking out.

"Yeah, see ya." Jarek said before closing the door.

"Man, everytime he visits. Ugh, I guess it's time for some whataburger." Jarek said, whipping out his phone.

*PHONE BATTERY PERCENTAGE : 1%*

"Oh shit." Jarek said.

Then the screen shut off.

"Fuck. Welp, I guess I'm walking." Jarek said before grabbing his hat, which said TOM on it.


(Ocean Town)

Jarek was eating a honey bbq chicken sandwich, while sipping on a dr pepper.

"I love breakfast." He said.

"You're such a pig! You always eat fast food for breakfast!" Orange Diamond said.

"Yeah, but I'm happy. You should be too. I got a toy for you." Jarek said to himself.

"I don't want the kids' toys! I'm not one!" Orange Diamond said.

"Oh, and I also got you that coco milkshake." Jarek said.

"(Groaning in embarrassment)" Orange Diamond groaned.

"Yeah, so shut up." Jarek said.

Then he saw three pigmen, playing craps (dice) on the sidewalk.

"Uh oh. Pigmen." Jarek said, turning around and walking as if he was trying to avoid them.

Then a baseball hit him in the head, stunning him.

"(PIGMEN HOWL)" The pigmen noticed and started chasing him.

Jarek exclaimed, throwing his left over food at them.

The pigmen began munching on the fries that hit the sidewalk.

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!" Jarek said, panting.

Then he bumped into Hanzo, without realizing it was him.

"Watch where you're going." Hanzo said, then he realized it was Jarek. "Wait, what's your deal?"

"Pigs! Pigmen! From hell!" Jarek panted, getting up.

Then the pigmen neared the two.

Hanzo sighed, and sliced them up with his sword.

The Pigmen made death rattle noises.

"We must get away." Hanzo said.

Jarek ran away from him.


(Neighborhood)

"Want to tell me what that was all about?" Hanzo asked.

"Just some pigmen I had gotten away from in the past, and had found me while I was coming back from breakfast." Jarek said.

"Did you go to hell recently?" Hanzo asked.

"Yes, are you done belittling me?" Jarek asked.

"I'm not belittling you. You really shouldn't be going there." Hanzo said.

"I needed more lava cream for my potion, so I could finish my vaccine." Jarek said.

"For what?" Hanzo said.

"... To be able to withstand fire and lava. Like you can." Jarek said.

"You won't need that, because you won't be going back there again." Hanzo said.

"Eh. You were always a party pooper." Jarek said before walking away.

"What is so important about you gaining resistance to lava and fire?" Hanzo said.

"It'd make me immune to being killed by that. What I mean is : I'd be fire and lava proof like you." Jarek said.

"Hmph. Makes sense, but no." Hanzo said.

"Well it wasn't like I was asking you to help me. See ya 'round." Jarek said, as he continued walking.


(Jarek's Castle)

"So what do you plan to do for the day? Get into more trouble?" Orange Diamond asked.

"Yeah, by going out, and getting more diamond rocks." Jarek said.

"(Sarcastic) You're serious." She said.

"Yes actually. I'm running a little low on cash, and I wanna make sure I got enough to last me a while longer." Jarek said.

"You do realize the galactic federation is gonna catch sight of you taking their gems, right?" She said.

"Only if you go running your mouth to them about it. Are you gonna do that?" Jarek asked.

"(Sigh) No." She said.

"Then we ain't got a problem." Jarek said.

So the two prepared the the Geopelia ship, enabled the warp drive, and flew up into space.


(Space) - Three Days later... (4/7/2016)

Jarek landed on an asteroid, holding a driller machine, and a pickaxe.

"How many diamond rocks were you planning on getting? I forgot." Orange Diamond asked.

"Well, at least 100 rocks. Those sell for $1000 when they come from out here." Jarek said.

"Oh right. Wait, What would you need thousands of bucks for?" She asked.

"For food, and for electricity, dummy." Jarek said.

"Watch your mouth." She said.

So he began drilling into the ground, after using his Ore Detector, and finding a good spot (good enough for him).

(ROAR!)

Jarek screamed like a girl, crawled out of the hole, and started running away from the sight.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You scream like a girl!" She laughed.

"Shut up, that wasn't funny! I'm NOT fighting another Xol!" Jarek said.

Then the worm emerged from the ground, and roared at him, showing it was angry with him.

"What the fuck though?! This thing looks just like it!" Jarek said.

"Xol is a hive worm, does this like a hive worm to you?" Orange Diamond asked.

"No it doesn't, but all worms look the same!" Jarek said.

The worm slammed its body, on the ship.

"GREAT! Just great! Now how are you gonna get off of this rock now?!" Orange Diamond said.

The worm started shooting shards of glass at him.

Jarek saw a club laying on the ground, and he began hitting its wiggly body with it several times, thinking it would do damage.

The worm moved its head to face him, closely.

Jarek looked at the mouth, and all the disgusting teeth inside.

"Uh oh." He said.

A ton of spit sprayed at him, and he threw the club inside of it.

(GULP!)

The worm started choking, and moving around crazily, crushing rocks as it tried to lodge out the club from its throat.

Jarek noticed some crystals on it the body, so he equipped his laser cannon, and started shooting them, shattering the crystals upon impact of each bolt.

The worm roared loudly in pain, the shattered crystals were its life source.

"Whoa, I think those crystals are hurting him." Jarek said.

"Ya think?" Orange Diamond said.

Jarek shook his head, disregarding her further sarcasm, and ran around the worm, shooting the crystals around its body, killing it.

The worm wiggled uncontrollably, and then fell slowly downwards.

Jarek jumped forward right on time, to avoid being crushed by it.

(IMPACT!)

He coughed, from all the dusty fumes appearing from the rocks.

"Are you proud of yourself? You defeated a monster, and got the ship destroyed." Orange Diamond said.

"I oughta-" Jarek started.

"Are you okay, sir?"

He looked up to see a purple skinned Amethyst. She appeared to be taller than him, had buff muscles, her gem was on her right bicep, and she had long, messy white hair. Her body was pretty mature for an amethyst.

"Yeah, just shook." Jarek said, taking her hand as she helped him get up.

"Oh good grief." Orange Diamond said.

"That was a tough worm from the looks of it. I was gonna help you kill it, when I saw it spit all over you." The amethyst said, laughing at the end of at sentence.

"Yeah. Uhh, what's your name?" Jarek asked.

"8XT, I was a member of the Famethyst gang until I escaped from Pink Diamond's zoo. You?" She said.

"Jarek, heir apparent to Orange Diamond, who is a descendant to Blue Diamond." Jarek said.

"Blue Diamond? You mean.. you have Orange Diamond's gem? And she's her daughter?" The amethyst said.

"Yeah. Do you have another name? I mean, if you don't mind me asking, that is." Jarek asked.

"My friends used to call each other these weird names that the organics at the zoo used to make up. Mine was Pablo." She said.

"Pablo? That's a nice name. I mean, there are all sorts of names out there, that people have. Which would you prefer?" Jarek said.

"My friends would always call me that, so I guess Pablo is okay." Pablo said.

"Cool. Um.. my ship was crushed by that giant worm, do you have a ship with you?" Jarek asked hopelessly.

"Way to go, tiger." Orange Diamond said.

"Yeah I saw that. That was pretty dumb. Who runs to their ship when a large monster is out and about?" Pablo snorted.

"Me, apparently." Jarek said, embarrassed.

"Don't sweat it. Seeing as you have no ship, and you asked me nicely, I'll let you ride with me. Only until we get to the nearest station." Pablo said.

"What do you want out of it?" Jarek asked.

"What do you got? Better yet : what brought you here?" Pablo asked.

"I was mining for diamond rocks. For cash." Jarek said.

Pablo shook her head.

"What can you offer me?" She said.

"A date?" Jarek said.

"(CRINGE NOISES)" Orange Diamond whined.

Stars were visible in her eyes.

(A/N - The stars in her eyes are kinda like the ones seen in the characters' eyes in the show, when they see something they like. Kinda like that.)

"A date on earth? With what I got?" Jarek said.

Pablo thought for a moment.

He prepared for her to laugh at him, and leave him there. He was expecting that to happen.

"I'm game." She said.

"Cool." Jarek said.

She led him to her large space ship, which had twin boosters, one on each side.

"Wow, where'd you get this?" Jarek asked.

"It used to be mine back on Uranus before it was taken from me and fully refurbished by a Hessonite captain. I had to fight her to get it back. After I escaped." Pablo said.

"Wow. Sounds like you're on the run then? Anyone know you're here?" Jarek asked.

"IF we make a run for it, they won't find us." Pablo said.

"This is just like you, running away with a criminal while being a criminal. How do you know she won't just kill us?" Orange Diamond asked.

"Because I can sense it in her. Right now, she's worried about getting away from the authorities, and going on this date I just threw out there." Jarek thought,

"So you're not really taking her out?" Orange Diamond said.

"I didn't say that." Jarek thought.

Jarek sat on a seat, and strapped himself in.

Pablo shut the door, and flew the ship off of the asteroid rock.

"So earth then?" She said.

"Yeah." Jarek said.

"I've always wondered what it was like there." Pablo said.

"You said you were part of this group of famethysts? What's that?" Jarek asked.

"They're just a bunch of amethysts from earth from when Pink Diamond ruled that planet, I was supposed to be shipped to another planet to help colonize a base there, but that invasion failed, so I was sent to the zoo instead. Where I had to be bossed around by Holly Blue Agate." Pablo said.

"Was she mean or something?" Jarek asked.

"To everybody. She was always yelling, and hitting us. Even if we tried our best not to mess up." Pablo said.

"Sounds like a bitch." Jarek said.

Pablo snorted. "That she is."

"I hope she's not after you." Jarek said.

"I don't think so. Nobody saw me escape." Pablo said.

"Oh. I guess you should be fine then." Jarek said.

"You think so?" She said.

"Yeah, we're certainly far from that rock now." Jarek said.

"Good point." Pablo said.


End of Chapter 1