Disclaimer: I don't own Pretty Little Liars.

Author's note: This is dedicated to my cute friend Enya XXX Larsen II. She's awesome.


Family-history!

Hanna Marin and her grandma Regina sit in the main living room at the family's mansion in Arkansas.

"Uh...grandma, who's that?" says Hanna as she gesture towards a large fancy portrait of a serious beautiful noble lady.

"That's none other than Rowena Giselle Marin, the first lady of our line to ever live in this mansion and the woman both you and me come from. She was a rich noble lady, but also said to have been badass and sexual. It's probably her DNA we still have that makes us what we are, Hanna." says Regina.

"She looks kinda strict." says Hanna.

"I guess so, but she probably just posed like that for this portrait in order to look like a proper noblewoman. According to stories I was told as a kid Rowena was a lot like you and me are, despite looking like the opposite." says Regina.

"What happened to her?" says Hanna.

"Medical-records from the time does not exist, but the family-stories tell that she died a calm death in peace in her bed a fall-night at around age 50." says Regina.

"Okay. Was she the true Marin or was it her man?" says Hanna.

"Her husband was the Marin, but she is still the one where we Marins of modern times get so much of our personality from." says Regina.

"I wonder if she had a sexy pussy." says Hanna.

"She probably did." says Regina.

In her portrait, Rowena wear a very fancy gown in violet and gold, the colors of the Marin line at the time.

"Nice." says Hanna.

"Nobody can say for sure that Rowena's DNA is dominant in us today, but considering what sort of woman she most likely was I'd claim that it is because of her we are a family of sassy horny people." says Regina.

"I agree." says Hanna.

"Thanks, Hanna-Boo. That's what they call ya, right?" says Regina.

"Yeah, it's my nickname." says Hanna.

"May I refer to ya by that name...?" says Regina.

"Sure. Of course." says Hanna with a cute smile.

"Alright." says regina.

"Grandma, you're cool." says Hanna.

"Thanks, Hanna-Boo." says Regina.

"No problem. Who's that...?" says Hanna when she sees another portrait to the left of Rowena's.

"Claire Anne Marin, Rowena's first-born daughter. You are clearly not aware of it, but you were named after her 'cause the name Claire was softed down over time to Clarissa, the middle-name you have." says Regina.

"What was Claire like?" says Hanna.

"Extremely lil' is known 'bout her, but she was said to be similar to her mother. How true that is I cannot be sure of, of course." says Regina.

"She look much more sweet than Rowena." says Hanna.

"Yes, she smile in her portrait, unlike her own mother, who does not." says Regina.

"Grandma, why isn't our family super-rich anymore?" says Hanna.

"Because in the 1930s we were stripped of our noble status. We did manage to keep hold of this mansion though." says Regina.

"Sexy that they didn't take the mansion from us." says Hanna.

"Indeed." says Regina.

"Who get the mansion after you?" says Hanna.

"Honestly I've not decided yet." says Regina.

"Me would love to get it." says Hanna.

"So does your cousins, Hanna." says Regina.

"I guess..." says Hanna.

"Melody really wanna take over here when I die." says Regina.

"Oh, me bet she does. Melody's an egocentric bitch." says Hanna.

"You're not wrong. Though we can't blame her, being like that is unfortunately a common Marin-trait." says Regina.

Melody Gina-Rae Marin is Hanna's rude older cousin by 2 years and a part-time porno-actress.

Melody spend a lot of time with Regina, but Regina and Melody doesn't get along that well.

Regina connect much better with Hanna, since Hanna and Regina are very similar, but Regina and Melody are not.

"Unfortunately true." says Hanna.

"Yes." says Regina.

Regina drink coffee with alcohol in it.

Hanna eat a cookie.

"How long will you stay here?" says Regina.

"Like two weeks." says Hanna.

"Sweet. You're always welcome." says Regina.

"Cute! Hanna-Boo is happy." says Hanna, all adorable.

"Good, so am I." says Regina.

"Kinda opsss..." says Hanna as she fart by accident.

"Not a problem, Hanna." says Regina.

"Thanks, grandma. You're the coolest granny ever." says Hanna.

"Very high praise ya give me." says Regina.

"And you deserve it all." says Hanna.

"Okay. Thanks." says Regina.

"I think you're awesome, cool and badass." says Hanna.

"Well, I'm not a typical grandmother." says Regina.

"True. You're much better than a normal weak lame grandma who knit and bake." says Hanna.

"Spendin' my days to bake and knit isn't for me." says Regina.

"Cool." says Hanna.

The next day.

Hanna stand and look at a portrait.

"Seems like you've found the portrait of Wendy Marin." says Regina as she enter the room.

"What was she like?" says Hanna.

"We know almost nothing about her personality, but we do know that she was the last lady of our family to hold proper noble status under the law before we Marins were downgraded to regular people." says Regina.

"Did she have any kids?" says Hanna.

"Yes. She's my grandma. Her daughter Joslyn Marin is my mother." says Regina.

"Okay. She's beautiful. Nice boobs." says Hanna.

"Yeah." says Regina.

"Grandma, why did we Marins lose our noble status?" says Hanna.

"Wendy's husband Charles Marin was thought to be a member of a criminal organization, but I never believe that was true. Everyone else did though, so the police took our nobility away. Lucky for us we were allowed to keep this mansion, the Marin's traditional family-home." says Regina.

"Kinda nice of them." says Hanna.

"It wasn't out of sweetness they let our family still live here, but because the Marins were the true owners of the ground on which the mansion stand. They couldn't simply kick us out, which is good. My wish is for the mansion to stay in the family. Once my time on Earth reach its end another babe of the Marin line will take over here. Maybe that'll be you, Hanna-Boo." says Regina.

"That'd be awesome!" says Hanna.

"On the other hand your cousin Melody is also in line for next lady of our line, but I like you more than her. You've much more in commin with me, so that's in your favor. I've still not decided yet who'll get it." says Regina.

"Maybe we can get nobility back..." says Hanna.

"Such a scenario is unlikely. In order for the Marins to become noble once more, one of us has to marry nobility and even then we'd only be nobility as tied to that other family, the Marins wouldn't have noble status under their own name. And we cannot go to court and request our own noble status back. It's too late." says Regina.

"Me understand." says Hanna.

"Had Charles and Wendy taken the matter to state court when they first lost nobility they could maybe gotten it back, but too many years has gone by since that now." says Regina.

"Awww, that's really dang sad. It would've been fun to be a noble chick." says Hanna.

"I sometimes feel like part noble, since I live in a house like this one." says Regina.

"Okay. This mansion's super-fancy." says Hanna.

"Yes, Hanna." says Regina.

"I'd love to live here at some point." says Hanna.

"You might get to do si if I decide to give the mansion to you." says Regina.

"Don't give it to Melody. She's not sweet. Sha hate me." says Hanna.

"Yes, but a thing in her davantage is that she's here very often, unlike you who only visit every now and then, but I prefer to spend time with you. Melody and I don't have much in common." says Regina.

"Cute that you don't love her over me." says Hanna.

"I could never do that. You're my favorite grandchild, Hanna." says Regina.

"Awww! Thanks sooooo much!" says a happy Hanna.

"You're welcome. You'd become a great new lady of the Marin family when I'm gone." says Regina.

"Kinda sad that me isn't smart like you." says Hanna in a slightly sad tone.

"Let me tell ya, you're smarter than ya think. Not as smart as Spencer Hastings, but fat from a dumb blonde. You just seem less msart 'cause you're a bit lazy. trust me. I'd know. Back when I was young I was very much like you are." says Regina.

"Sexy! Can you tell me about any more babes in the family?" says Hanna.

"Sure, girl. Over here on this portrait we have my older sister Kathryn Laura Marin." says Regina.

"Never heard of her. Where is she?" says Hanna.

"Dead. I miss her. She killed herself many years ago. This portrait was painted 5 years before that." says Regina.

"Oh...what was she like?" says Hanna.

"Similar to me. Mostly..." says Regina.

"Then I wish I'd met her. She would have been my second grandma." says Hanna.

"And this portrait is my aunt Gina Heidi Marin." says Regina.

"Tell me a bout her."s ays Hanna.

"She was a wonderful woman. Nice, smart, sexy and fun." says Regina.

"Cool." says Hanna.

"Yes." says Regina.

"Yay!" says a happy Hanna.

Regina is happy as well.

"OMG, this looks like my aunt Tessa!" says Hanna when she sees a portrait.

"It is. She was the last one to get a portrait on the wall." says Regina.

"Why aren't there one for you?" says Hanna.

"There is, but I moved it to my bedroom so I get reminded every day of how erotic I used to be. The portrait if of me when I was 26 and still very fuckable." says Regina.

"Cool." says Hanna.

"Guess so, Hanna." says Regina.

"Who's this man?" says Hanna, looking at a portrait.

"Sir Thomas Arthur Marin. He was a singer." says Regina.

"Thomas Marin...?" says Hanna surprised.

"Yes. He's the one your father was named after." says Regina.

"Okay." says Hanna.

"Who did dad get his middle-name Greg from?" says Hanna.

"Greg Hawk was my husband's best friend. That's where we got that name." says Regina.

"Is dad your favorite kid...?" says Hanna.

"Honestly I could never select a favorite. I love all my 4 children the same, even if it doesn't seem to be the case." says Regina.

Thomas James Marin, more known simply as Tom Marin ( Hanna's dad ) is one of 4 siblings and children of Regina.

The others are Tom's younger brother Patrick Carl Marin and their 2 sisters Nelly Rose Marin who is a middle school gym-teacher and Penny Anne Marin who is a lesbian bartender at the bar 'The Deep Anus' in Sunnyville, the small town that is the nearest town from Regina's mansion.

"Okay. Cute." says Hanna. "Dad sometimes think you don't like him..."

"I do like him, he's my son and first-born. The only thing I wish is that he had the family's skill for hunting. He fucked up big time on his first hunt. My heart broke a tiny bit, but he does have our family's sexuality and sassy personality, as well as the confidence that's common to many of us Marins. Penny is the one of my kids who's best at huntin', but that ain't makin' her my favorite. Each of the 4 has their own skills and talents." says Regina. "I'm sure my husband would agree, if he was still around."

"Dad once told me that you don't say nice stuff to him very often." says Hanna.

"He's not correct. I'm just unhappy about him goin' for Isabel over your mother, that he suck at hunting and never sing much, despite havin' a great voice." says Regina.

"Me has never heard dad sing anything. Weird that me can't sing good if dad can." says Hanna.

"I think you got that from your mom, Hanna." says Regina.

"Oh..." says Hanna.

"Your father has a very good voice. He could've easy become a singer. His voice is great for country-music." says Regina.

"Really?" says Hanna.

"Yeah. He can sing very good. He's one of few Marins who can hold a tune properly." says Regina.

"I wish I could sing like Britney." says Hanna.

"Okay." says Regina.

"Opsss..." says Hanna as she fart by accident.

"Not a problem, Hanna." says Regina.

"Nice." says Hanna.

"Nelly's getting married next year." says Regina.

"Aunt Nelly has found a guy?" says Hanna.

"Yes. His name is Eric." says Regina.

"Alright. I hope he's nice to aunt Nelly." says Hanna.

"Don't worry. He's a gentleman." says Regina.

"You met him?" says Hanna.

"Nelly and Eric was here a few months ago." says Regina.

"It'd be good for Nelly if Eric has a big dick." says Hanna.

"Yeah." says Regina.

"Gotta pee." says Hanna and then walk to a bathroom.

The next day.

"Yay!" says a happy Hanna.

"It's wonderful seein' ya smile, Hanna. You're makin' this old babe happy." says Regina.

"Kinda weird that we could've been nobility." says Hanna.

"That'd been a great deal of fun, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. We can pretend to be noble in private though here in the good ol' family mansion." says Regina.

"Yeah." says Hanna.

"Sometimes when I'm alone I walk around in the mansion, pretending to be a noble rich woman." says Regina.

"Really?" says Hanna.

"Yes. It's so much fun." says Regina.

"Okay. Cool." says Hanna.

Hanna and Regina walk to another room.

"Ladies of the Marin line, lunch. Boar-meat Sloppy Joes and extra-strong black hot coffee." says George.

"Thank ya." says Regina.

George smile, nod and then leave the room, giving Regina and Hanna some sweet privacy.

"Yum." says Hanna, eating.

"I agree, girl. This taste very nice." says Regina.

"Awww!" says a happy Hanna.

"Yes, Hanna." says Regina, being happy as well.

"You're the only granny I wanna hang with, for sure. You are awesome." says Hanna.

"Thanks so much, Han." says Regina.

"No probs." says Hanna.

"Sweet." says Regina.

"Yay." says Hanna.

"Your chances of gettin' the mansion increase." says Regina.

"Awwww! That's really sexy!" says Hanna.

"Nice." says Regina.

"Cozy. Me love stuff for free." says Hanna.

"Most people do, Hanna." says Regina.

"Yeah." says Hanna.

"Indeed." says Regina.

"Grandma, you're a very badass old woman. Me like that." says Hanna.

"Women in our family tend to be hardcore." says Regina.

"That's awesome." says Hanna. "And sexy."

"Indeed, Hanna." says Regina. "Sex is very nice. I know. When I was younger I was just as sexual as you are."

"Yay!" says a happy Hanna.

"So true." says Regina.

2 days later.

"Grandma, who's this?" says Hanna, looking at a portrait.

"That's Amanda Liza Marin, a distand half-cousin of my mother. Amanda was a lesbian." says Regina.

"Alright. Lesbians can be very cool. I accept them. I mean, one of my besties is a lesbian." says Hanna.

"Emily, right?" says Regina.

"Yeah, her. Em is totally gay." says Hanna.

"Good that you're accepting of her. I'm a proud grandmother." says Regina.

"Em is awesome. I could never hate her." says Hanna.

"Very cute." says Regina.

"Thanks, grandma." says Hanna.

"No problem, Han." says Regina.

"Awwww!" says a happy Hanna.

Regina is happy too.

"Can you tell me more about Amanda?" says Hanna.

"Of course. She was very sweet. I met her a few times when I was a lil' kid." says Regina.

"What happened to her?" says Hanna.

"Vaginal cancer...at least so I've been told." says Regina.

"Pussy-cancer's a fucking pain." says Hanna.

"Yes." says Regina.

"I once thought I had cancer in my pussy, but lucky for little me it was just a stupid annoying crappy damn nightmare." says Hanna.

"I'm sure many women's had that nightmare at some point or another. I sure have." says Regina.

"Yeah." says Hanna.

"I miss Amanda. She was almost a second mother for me in so many ways." says Regina. "Sure, I didn't know her that well, but even so I did truly like her very much."

"Okay." says Hanna.

"And she had great cooking-skills for a Marin woman." says Regina.

"Did she have a specialty?" says Hanna.

"Yes. She made an awesome lobster-pie." says Regina.

"Yum." says Hanna.

"True, Han." says Regina.

"Lobster taste so good. I ate it with Spencer a few times." says Hanna.

"Does she like it too?" says Regina.

"Yes, Spencer like lobster, for sure." says Hanna.

"Nice." says Regina.

"Spencer can seem kinda uptight sometimes, but she's actually really sweet." says Hanna.

"That's wonderful." says Regina.

"Very true." says Hanna.

The next day.

Hanna and Regina eat lunch, which today happen to be tacos.

"Yummy." says a happy Hanna.

"Indeed, Hanna-Boo." says Regina.

"Grandma, me is going back to Rosewood tomorrow." says Hanna.

"Alright, girl. It's been fun havin' you here, as always." says Regina.

"Awww! Thanks. It's been cute for me too. You're a badass cool granny." says Hanna.

"Thank you, Hanna." says Regina.

"Not a problem." says Hanna.

"Sweet." says Regina.

"Yay." says Hanna.

Hanna wear a black crop top t-shirt that says 'Hot Babe' on it and pink baggy sweatpants that says 'Strong boy's toys' across the butt.

Regina is understanding and open-minded so she doesn't care what outfits Hanna is wearing.

"Me is happy." says Hanna with a very cute smile.

"I'm happy as well." says Regina.

"Awesome!" says Hanna.

"Yes, Han." says Regina.

The next day.

Hanna is ready to leave the mansion.

She wear a black tank top that says "Sexy Giel' on it and white fancy skinny jeans and pink shoes.

"Bye, grandma. It's been cool being here." says Hanna.

"Thank you, Hanna. I've enjoyed havin' ya around. Welcome back soon. Bye." says Regina.

George drive Hanna to Sunnyville where she get on the train to Rosewood.

Hanna takes a nap on the train and as she often does when sleeping in a place that's not a cozy bed she snore a lot.

The older woman who sit behind Hanna finds it highly annoying when Hanna snore so much.

"Please, keep silent, young lady." says the older woman as she touch Hanna's shoulder a bit.

"Hands off me, old hag!" says Hanna as she wakes up and get pissed off.

The elderly woman pull her hand back in slight fear.

"No touching the Hanna-Boo." says Hanna, all sassy.

"Damn it, you're a bimbo." says the elderly woman.

"Absolutely not. Me is a cutie." says Hanna, who hate when people think she's a bimbo or dumb blonde.

When the train finally reach Rosewood train-station, Hanna get happy.

"Yay! Finally home." says Hanna as she grab her bags and step off the train.

She smile in cute joy and then takes a deep breath of Rosewood-air.

"Town, be happy 'cause Hanna-Boo's back. Cute." says Hanna in a childish tone.

Hanna walk home.

"Hi, mommy." says Hanna as she enter the Marin house.

"Oh...hi, Han. I forgot you're coming home today. Did you have fun at your grandma's?" says Ashley Marin ( Hanna's mom ).

"Yeah. Grandma is so cool." says Hanna.

"You're probably very hungry after the long train-ride from Sunnyville, Arkansas. Let's eat something yummy." says Ashley.

"Sounds so nice." says Hanna.

20 minutes later, Hanna and Ashley eat burgers and drink beer.

Both of them think it's 100 % yummy.

"So, what did you and Regina do?" says Ashley.

"The same old stuff, mostly...she also told me some of the Marin family's history though. It was interesting." says Hanna.

"Okay, Han." says Ashley.

"Yeah, mommy." says Hanna.

"Thing have mostly been calm here in town while you were away, aside from a couple days ago when your father's bimbo of a new wife came by here to be rude to me." says Ashley.

"Sexy that me isn't the only one who hate Isabel. She's an evil woman." says Hanna.

"I agree." says Ashley.

"Grandma doesn't like Isabel either." says Hanna.

"Nice." says Ashley.

"Kate is evil too." says Hanna.

"Yes, I know. She was a bully towards you, Han." says Ashley.

"True, mom." says Hanna.

The next day in school.

"Hanna, how about you and me spend some sweet quality sister-time together on Friday-night...?" says Kate as she walk up to Hanna and act all fake-sweet.

"Go eat poop, Kate! Me know you don't like me." says Hanna, all sassy.

"Relax, Hanna-Boo. I've orders from mommy to be a good sister." says Kate.

"Don't even try. And you're not allowed to call me Hanna-Boo, you damn bimbo-princess. Be like a gay-boy's fart and fade away." says Hanna.

"I'm not a bimbo!" says Kate, getting angry.

"Oh, you sure as shit are, Kate." says Hanna.

Hanna and Kate look as if they wanna kill each other on the spot.

Both girls are 100 % pissed off now.

Lucky for everyone, Spencer Hastings show up and stop it all before Hanna and Kate starts to fight.

"Must be so fucking cute to have buddies!" says Kate with sarcasm and then walks away.

"See you never more, bitch." says Hanna, but Kate doesn't hear it.

"Hanna, you and Kate should bond. After all, you're sisters now." says Spencer.

"Never in God's anus will I ever bond with Kate in any way, shape or form. She's only bad news, just like her bimbo mom is." says Hanna.

"Kate's mom is your dad's wife, be nice." says Spencer.

"Look who's talking! You and your sister aren't besties!" sasy Hanna.

"Fine. I give up..." says Spencer.

"Great." says a happy Hanna.

"How sharper than a dragon's tooth it is to have a thankless Hanna." mumbles Spencer, souding pissed off.

2 days later.

"Yay!" says Hanna as she hug her pink plush bunny.

Hanna still own that old soft toy.

She can never throw it away.

"Awww! Little Mini Han!" says Hanna.

Mini Hanna is the name of the plushie.

"Yay." says Hanna.

Hanna has tried to retire her plushie, but it has failed all 12 times.

Every one of those times, Hanna has placed the plushie in a box in the back of the closet, but brought the plushie back out again after less than a day.

Aria, Emily and Spencer retired their plushie toys years ago, but Hanna is unable to do the same.

She wants to, but cannot, no matter how hard she try.

"Little bunny, you're so dang cute." says Hanna, talking to the plushie as she used to when she was little.

The next day.

"I'm happy!" says Hanna.

She wear a pink t-shirt and matching sweatpants, which are very soft and super-baggy, just the way Hanna like it.

"Like opsss..." says Hanna as she fart big by accident.

Hanna drink some water.

She also eat some soft yummy candy.

"Yum." says Hanna, all cute.

Hanna's laptop beep, telling her that the porn she set to download a couple hours ago has downloaded now.

"Yay!" says Hanna, all happy.

Hanna eat more candy while she watch the porn.

"Sexy!" says Hanna.

Hanna has the Marin family's high sexuality so she love porn and sex.

"Yum!" says Hanna.

She get horny.

She reach a hand down into her sweatpants and masturbate, while she use her other hand to eat candy.

"Mmmm, yum...soooo sexy!" moans a very horny Hanna.

55 minutes later.

"OMG, yes!" moans Hanna as she get an orgasm.

Hanna is very happy.

To cum was so much fun for her.

Hanna is a mix of adult and kid, being sexual, but also still having an active plushie.

"Yay!" says a happy Hanna.

She dance around a tiny bit.

"Me is cute." says Hanna.

2 hours later.

"Mommy, do you miss daddy?" says Hanna.

"Yes." says Ashley.

"Sexy!" says Hanna.


The End.