Nora was roaring as she used her bootleg thor hammer to smash the ground sending lighting up into a group of Goblins in the street as she yelled, "I WASTED MY TIME ON SOMEONE WHO WAS ASEXUAL COMPLETELY ASEXUAL! NOT ASEXUAL , WHAT EVER ROMANTIC!" she roared venting her rage on The Goblin nation members!
at that point a bone spike flow into the area! Nora turned to see a lady a head shorter then Weiss walk up, she had green hair orange skin, a bone helmet that covered her left eye and gave her a horn! bone armor tank top, shoulder pads, , bone bikini botton with left one leg, Giving her what looked like bone talons on that foot, a bone gauntlet on her right hand giving her claws, "Hold it lady!" she said hands on her hips.
Nora shouldered her hammer and looked into her red eye,"So you most be the bone bitch! first mutant to be officially on the police force because she can't stand to be away form her dad! you are short and agressive, Totally Blake's type!" she said smirking as the flesh arm covered in what appeared to be burn scars summoned a white slime to it that formed a shield as the same slime formed a spear in her other hand! she charged!
the hammer girl smashed the shield with the hammer making Bone bitch jump back with a shock. Nora smirked, "Lady you need to be smarter about the fights you pick! to be used as a weapon your blood has to have more iron on it! My hammers sparks makes your make bone armor and weapons useless! go head try to hit me! I'll just zap you! and I get stronger with zaps!" She declared shocking her own armor to shock her body to boost her power.
Bone bitch dropped the spear and held out her hand summoning spikes to fire, " Fine let's add resisting Arrest and assaulting and officer to the public endangerment charges!" Nora made her hammer flow before looking down to see the massive creator she made in the street and her eyes widened, "Oh fuck!" she may have just want to blow off steam but smashing public or other people's property was still against the law! She then landed on a roof, "Wait Avengers academy student I am covered! making this police brutality!"
Jessie the bone bitch summoned bone stairs form the slime and ran up it calling out, "Lady the super officer arc only covers damage within thousands of dollars! the fact you knocked part of the street down onto an already being repaired subway rail broke that Coverage! " She dropped her shield and held out both hands to fire off bone spikes! " you over did it and now have to answer for the damages the government won't cover!"
Nora used the hammer to fly again riding it like a broom stick as she added, "What about public serves? this hammer works like Thor's! I can just make power to pay off damages? I mean I didn't know their was a limit to the amount of damage I could deal out!"
Bone bitch jumped using the slime to make a slide down off the roof to another one as she said, "that will do it! but you still have resisting arrest and assault on an officer to answer for!" She declared while sliding she fired off more bone spikes! one passed by Nora where it became slime and morphed into cuffs to restrain her hands making her fall out of the air and hit the ground having dropped her hammer with landed on a police car!
the mutant put her hands on her hips, " that one is one me! I was fighting you! so don't worry everything form my show up is not on your bill! Now you have the right to shut the fuck up! what you say will be used against you! you have the right to a lawyer , can't pay for one a free one will be giving you! This are your rights as I read them!" Nora struggled as She said, "nice try! I can turn my bone items back to slime and back to solid easily! thanks to my mutant hating mom I learned this art to the point My mind does it automatically like breathing! Now Follow!" she said adding a pole of bone to the cuffs that repaired faster then nora could brake them making her be dragged as the bone lady used the same bone grab handle to drag the hammer!
Nora blinked as she said, " who says cops are useless this one caught me!" she said crying, " So how long will I be in the slammer?"
the mutant officer said, "the minimum for assault on an officer is two years , resisting a rest is one year, you worked up three years of jail time! but you have super powers so that puts you on the thunderbolts! with are work release! you will get out in a few months! sucks ass but it's the law!" she sighed not liking it!
A week weeks later Nora was using her hammer to smash Doom bots in a castle beside her the half asgaurdian half troll girl who wore a troll costume as she swung her massive axe roaring to smash the robots as Nora said, " most be horrible to look like the side of your family you hate Doesn't it girl!" she said charging her hammer to smash the ground to short out the Doom bots Troll nodded. " you have my pitty for that!"
Elsewhere on the thudnerbolt team! Barron Zemo held his sword out slashing done a metal door as he said, "Can we not! the sooner we finish this mission the sooner we get the time off our sentences and can lose the explosive collars!"
Zipping down form above on his Glider was the green goblin harry osborn mask off, " The sooner this is over the sooner I can get my life back together! I am cured of the goblin potion! I have a second chance out of my dad's shadow to get to!" he said throwing a pumpkin bomb into the door way so it exploded in advance before they headed in.
Troll roaring as they came into a destroyed maze of doom weapons every trapped set off and broken by the bomb, "funny bomb strong!" she called out as Nora headed it eyes wide as she nodded in agreement.
they soon saw Doctor doom coming in, "Who dares come for doctor doom!" he then saw the thunderbolts, "oh you are not here of your free will So mercy shall be yours! speak what it is the unite states wants of Doom! and Doom will come to an answer that lets you all leave with your lives! no promise on being in one peace doubt! Don't over estimate Doctor doom's mercy towards his enemies!"
Nora then spoke up, "they want that cosmic power device you used to turbo charge Johnny and by mistake his suffering wife when you want revenge for him booping your ex-bride to be! who was also empowered by it!"
the doctor rubbed his metal chin,"that machine is a kick in the emotional crotch for Doom! cosmic power has brought doom nothing but sadness! So doom will part with it! but not complete!" he said firing a lighting bolt into a room, " it is in their broken! claim I broke it as you got away so they have to repair it themselves and leave Doctor doom's sight!"
The baron rubbed his chin, "that was reasonable! Valkyrie Troll Lift the massive machine so we may leave! you two are the might so get to it! Harry Give me a ride out of here!" harry took off calling, "Not working with hydra more then I have too to be free!"
Later on Nora was in a prison uniform old school black and white stripes with Troll her cellmate cuddled up to her chest, "yeah this works! when we get out we find a monster of a male to complete this for future babies Troll. Gee I miss avenger's academy! thudnerbolt jail is scary! next just because mankiller is in the cell across form us! And She keeps cat calling us, while talking about removing the reproductive parts of ever male on the planet! BITCH YOUR ORIGIN STORY IS YOU LOST TO A GUY IN SKIING AND YOU WHERE SO STUNNED YOU CRASHED! I MEAN GOT DAM!"
On the thunderbolts next mission Nora was With Troll hammer and axe out! this time the team was them and man killer Who laughed as she smashed her ways through Hyde Troops as Nora looked to Troll and whispered, "We already smashed the dooms day weapon! and she is sitll going! here is what I think we do the world a favor we return to pick up and she gets blown up by the explosion collar world done a favor as insane lady who wants to kill all men because she lost to one at Skiing Not lying that is her origin story for crying out loud!"
Troll nodded saying "Girlfriend smart! Troll follow Girlfriend!" Nora and Troll left the crazy woman to die by her own insanity! Long story short this is pretty much how it would go So when three weeks of this stuff like Bone bitch said Nora was set free to return to Join Avengers acadmey! Along with Troll, who was talked into not judging Thor for who he was born, as he is a hybrid who just looks asgaurdian like her! Because that is true, with Thor's mother being the first mutant and red head in human history. So happy ending.
Nora walked in to her school form to see her friends their for a welcome back party! Troll hugged Nora,and Nora smiled before seeing bone bitch, Blake and weiss grabbed bone bitch and hissed. Nora said,"Ok I can accept that! I mean I didn't watch the damage is the reason I spent the last month as a thunderbolt Anyway this is Troll, She is half troll Like our teacher Thor she hates being half asgaurdian and looking like it! So don't call her one! she will attack with her massive troll battle axe! like thor smacking his father upside the head with the hammer for lying! his ass off for centuries! she is my girlfriend and we are looking for a boyfriend.
Jaune held his hand out as he said, "thanks now let's move outside where their is more room and the rest of us! Nice to meet you Troll I am Jaune!" Troll shock his hand and said, "girlfriend speak of you! she say you smart! Troll honor to meet smart man!"
Nora then added, "Ok who wants me to take of my armor to show off my prison ink on my ass? it's half a heart Troll has the other half so when we put our buts together it's a complete heart! when we find a boyfriend we will add his name to it!" Pyrrha was changing her armor's battery as all she said was, " yeah that sounds like you Nora, Welcome back!
Meanwhile the summer super skrull was in the raft warden's office looking to spider-man and noticed on a desk a wedding picture with him as peter parker Whtie tiger and Black cat on his arms with May smiling in the middle, " congratulations on the wives warden! Now you know I know that you know My aura makes this collar useless as it puts all my powers in the mystic chapter!" she said turning her hand stone as Spiderman didn't react his spidersense guiding him.
Spider-man crossed his arms,"And we both know you are like the captain marvel super skrulls, your identity is completely overwritten by the new one of summer rose!to the point we can't even find who's DNA let's you do that stone thing!"
Summer put her hair behind her head, "why yes, So I've been a model prisoner with means a lot as I could just teleport out at any time and ran off!" She said smirking.
Peter handed her paper's making her eyes widened and her smirk vanish,"you are now part of a thunderbolt team! the restrained team with an active hero to lead! Welcome to my team! Summer rose! Now While My brother Kaine takes over my warden duties, you Me, Doc Ock, Shocker, Scoprion, and finally Phil the hobogoblin are going hunting for Norman down in the goblin nation My progressive spider sense Sees him!"
To be continued.
in the Chibi verse Nora walked over to a soda machine with a trash bag to fill up! As a random student looked to his friends, "look a thunderbolt at our school!"
one of the students said, "What got off for thunder thigh behavior?" Nora walked over and hit all of them with the tied bag of canes as a make shift flail! Now Nora wasn't in trouble because this was a combat school for heroes!bullying was the act of a super villain and stopping villains is a hero's doing, plus All this kids had healing factors! Nora knew this as she checked the rules as soon as she got back as not to repeat the last month of her life!"
