It was the night after Halloween slash Ruby's sweet sixteen the middle of the night team Rwby's was in her Dorm room The labtop that held Penny's back up mind Was online as a direct message came up headlined, "this is for Penny not Rwby."
Penny's program opened it to see the sender was named "poor man's doctor doom!" In cyber space Penny touched a window a computer voice saying, "My technology has put a computer A.I into a body before It can do It again!"
she spoke up and replied, "Who is this and why are you contacting me!?"
A reply came instantly in another email, "Simple as my name says I am the poor man's Doctor doom! I have great skill in the arts of creating life! I can offer you a a new body fused with Lab grown living tissue, Life as human as James Ironwood!"
Penny held her chin and replied, "Friend Ruby says if it sounds to good to be true it is!"
the email replied as he said, "yes but cloning and cyborgs are common things! Victor Son of ultron was made this way giving organic DNA made in a flab fused to a machine. His organic parts will someday over power the robotic leaving him purely a human mutant at one point. You know it's true As I am offering you the same life as your Pen pal Penny."
Penny held her avatars chin and though about it, " Ok Point taken! but what is it for you!"
the email replied, "I am amazed at your story, a part of a soul turned into a new one. I want to scan and create memory and cacheless versions of your A.I With this information I will have the blue print of a soul,and move past copying, and remaking, and make new!"
the woman replied by saying, " sounds acceptable!" she attached herself to this reply and was sent to another computer as a reply said, "I will give you a call when your friend is a real girl!"
The next day Team Rwby read through the emails horrified the email was no longer working and Ruby's phone rang, a computer voice saying, "you can pick her up at the police head quarters." they headed off. As another number came on using Penny's voice it said, " Salutations Friend Ruby!" her eyes widdned as she took off.
Dressed like she would in Atlas Penny was their her robotic legs and backpack hooked to her spine her only robotic parts! she pulled off her glove and bite her thumb to blood, "Look Ruby we didn't need the heroes I am a real girl now!"
before long Penny was in a question station before Spider-man looking scared this is not what she expected Peter said, "your DNA matches mostly Gwen Stacy , with gene dominace changed to explain the different look but it's hers! the only one who would use her as a base is the Jackal! a wanted criminal!"
Penny gulped and covered herself and said, "...So My body is Illegal!? No no! I just wake up passed out on the police station I swear I didn't see him or he wiped my memory of the operation time before making me organic!" she said hands out her aura shining.
Peter sat down and sighed removing his mask, "Look Penny the aura shows he has Remnant DNA, To be able to remake your races weaponized soul. and now he has blank souls to give life to them! His experiments Always turned on him because the soul inside the clone bodies where Copies who despite fails where still following the action patterns of the original for the most part. thanks to you he can Clone an army that won't rebel against him!" Penny gasped in horror.
the former machine was shaking, "I am sorry, I want to be human, I want to be alive!" she cried into her hands! Peter sighed and hugged her.
Being a parent peter understood this, "You won't be punished! your body is not Illegal! but Tony is coming to check your robotic parts! for all we know a kill switch or bomb could be inside of you!" Penny jumped arms out backing up, "then let's not poke the possible bomb!" when the results came back Penny was fine no kill switch no bomb! she was just a cyborg girl, and could attend Avenger academy with her friends, but sadly the fact she helped a super villain would haunt her!
Elsewhere. Coco was walking complaining, "This planet is one giant mind fuck!" she said leaving a club Blake Weiss and Bone bitch took her out to a super teen club, super as it was for super powered only. Not that their was many powerless ones less thanks to white event and thano's cull! she sighed, "I want to enjoy being between a cat girl, and two shortstacks! But Could I know! I freaked out and left! I ruined my first date with an alien woman and probably ruined my chance to be in a lesbian harem!" she punched the wall! Why did she she meet a skrull and freaked out that sense they can change it they don't have any concept of Gender. The girls where into it , as N'kalla could make Coco pregnant if the group wanted kids. Future planning on the first date. stereotype yes but how doesn't fall under and think of love and marriage on a first date every once in awhile.
that is when She heard bubble gum pop! and turned to see a lady who had short blonde hair, cat ears Silver eyes, dressed in a Black hoodie black short shorts, and light up sneakers. coco Lowered her classes, "Ruby did you dye your hair blonde?"
the lady laughed as she held out a hand to summon a schnee glyph as she said, "No I am not Ruby!" her cattail swung, "short answer the people printer known as the jackal wants to sell Remnant solider and with Penny's unwitting help and a fourth of a DNA sample of team RWBY you get me! part weiss for semblance, part Ruby for eyes, cat yang for the hair, and part Blake for well the cat ass!" she said smacking it" Call me Pollination! for I am team Rwby thrown in the blender and mixed up!"
Coco held out her weapon and backed up, "Ok...one thing worst then bootleg it's patch work! and your ass is worst then that as it's both!" Coco went to fire but the giant armor's torso and head came out side ways so only it's sword arm was out, Slashing the machine gun's barrel off leaving Coco to drop her wreck weapon.
Pollination smiled and pointed at her face, "And I still have the cache data on Weiss, I know how to use my semblance like she does! even the light force knock off powers!" She turn off her semblance off and jumped off her light! Leaving Coco to back up nervous! before stepping forward to avoid a car multiple Glyphs appearing, as a Fauns Pollination could see in the dark so she could hide in the dark and summon Glyphs all she wanted in moments rapid big fists came out punching her like gattling gun hits.
Pollination's giggled happily as Coco was knocked around beaten and Bloody form the fists, "I got the idea this form the anime about the Pirate with Mr Fantastic powers! Well form Ruby's cache data memory of it! I got catch Data form all of them! and it's shaped my personality! I like to sing, I am an otaku I am like to read dirty books, I am a pillow princess! if you couldn't guess that last one comes form Yang!"
coco's last words before blacking out was, "Really? won't have guessed?" She passed out beaten by giant armor rapid punches more then her aura could handle.
When the woman woke up she was in the hospital giving the report to the Teacher Medusa, "I swear That match work person is scary dam it! Team Rwby are going to freak! but Why the hell was I left alone?"
Medusa used her hair make a puppet show of someone testing a sword out on a pole before fighting someone else, "Simple when you make it you test it! You where a target for a test for her!"
Meanwhile in the Jackals new lab Pollination was reading a manga laying on a table, "I totally kicked her ass with just Weiss's powers and Ruby's quick thinking, Fueled by Yang's aggression, and helped by Blake's night vision!" she turned the page of her manga and said, "I am totally above the normal remnant second year combat student high level dad!"
the jackal was looking at tubes of failed prototypes growling about not enough stable DNA! Pollination got up, "and this is where Penny's computer soul base comes in handy for you Daddy do wrong!" she said pulling out a bottle necklace and she said, "I cut off a hair form Coco! so you have more remnant base line then Just yang to stable to get mass produced Faunus soldiers going now!"
the jackal reached with his Green hand, "Good girl! Now Go get a sample form the rest of Team CFVY I need their more wide array of genetic data! another Faunus sample will give me the power to make more then cats or Rabbits as I will see were the Animal code goes! "
Thanks to Weiss and yang's parent issues being part of her the lady ran off ready to complete what ever her maker and their by father did to get a good job daughter out of Him. she ran up stairs out a door to the streets of New york humming the song about it as she skipped around, saying, "oh I am off to beat up a bunny girl with a fine ass, a super hot giant and a cute blind boy!"
to be continued.
avenging remnant chibi!
in the chibiverse Pollination was recording a video on supertube, "yoyo! it's your girl Pollination! here to use the forth of memory I have form Each of Team Rwby's memories to spill their secrets. Who was a midnight sailor till she was thirteen while she I get the hair form, Yang! Who used her semblance to steel Form bakers once , While she who I got this eyes form Ruby, Who hides her hentai under Ruby's bed! why the lady who makes me a cat girl Blake, And Weiss, I got your birth mark shaped like a heart! where is it!" she grabbed her short shorts, "i take a guess!"
The comment section blow up. Yang's account saying, "PATCH WORK BITCH LIE!"
Blake then said, "hay me and Ruby share those books!"
Ruby commented, "I was high as fuck when I did it! I swear it was just the munchies after busting a pot ring where they burned their stuff so they had no proof of their crimes!"
Weiss replied, " ...I am a bitch because this bitch is one fourth me!"
end omake.
