It was a normal day in the capital of lugnica but this is not the main location of the story, so fuck lugnica.

A black haired boy, You already know who it is so bruh.

A boy who had the ability to come back from the dead was now wearily climbing the stairs of a completely immense tower.

This boy was called Subaru Natsuki and he had just finished the two ordeals of the fearsome tower of pleiades.

He easily figured out the puzzle of the first test, with a hentai manga called "metamorphosis" and this holy book, he managed to make the sword god, reid, mesmerized by the quality of the arts but depressing by the story.

Subaru had told the rest of his group to stay behind, he would take care of everything himself. He didn't want to repeat the same "mistake" he made in the sanctuary by being weak.

When subaru reached the bottom step, he was able to see his last challenge, an loli.

(In addition to tappei having a crush on emilia, lolis and having multiple waifus, he is also attracted to 3 Tests/ arc 4 and 6.)

The loli looked like a blue dragon with black coloring, she had yellow eyes and pointy but cute teeth.

The dragon girl started running towards Subaru, he thought it was an enemy so he made a defensive pose but it was no use.

#& (!(!*: FLUGEL!

The girl jumped on top of the knight causing the two to fall to the ground.

Subaru: Stop it! I'm not flugel! And stop calling me that! And who are you?!

"I am Volcanica" The dragon girl made a cute smile with teeth, and showed her fangs with pride.

"The mighty dragon that defeated satella? Was it always a loli?!" Subaru was outraged in that situation, he had been through a lot but that was too much for him, satella is a sexy yandere, reid is a pervert and now a dragon was a short and fluffy loli just like his beako.

"I can't understand what you're talking about, but yes, maybe I am" Volcanica replied with a smile on her face like a child's.

( Author: must be why she really is a CHILD!)

"Okay okay... let me breathe... Why do you call me Flugel?" Subaru spoke with a tone of doubt and fear of the possible revelation.

"Because you are Flugel the Mad Sage" Volcanica replied pretentiously as Subaru rolled his eyes and sighed.

"Aff... What is the last test of this damn tower?" Subaru was already tired of it, he wanted to go home soon with emilia and save rem but he was still in that godforsaken tower.

Volcanica started stuttering and holding both hands and pressing her two index fingers together.

"Sexually Satisfy the Dragon!" Volcanica spoke with red cheeks like tomato, subaru was completely static.

"... I give up, I'm leaving this tower." Subaru had a look of extreme embarrassment at that. He was now planning ways on how to take the shaula.

"Wait! If you don't become the leader of this tower, you won't be able to get out." Volcanica is in desperation to get her dear Flugel's attention, she would lose him again to that half-elf bitch.

"Jhmmm... if I sleep with you then can I take shaula and save rem?" Subaru looked on with hope but he still felt disgusted at the thought of having to sleep with a stranger he just met.

"There is a secret door that leads to a library that has all kinds of knowledge possible, How to cross other worlds, save people from any injury or cause and how to finish Dark Souls 2 without taking damage, It's a great tutorial." Volcanica was glad that she managed to get even closer to Flugel as she spoke.

"Okay... we save everyone and maybe even find my parents again... I just need to commit some profanity.." these were Subaru's desperate thoughts.

"I accept, but where are we going to do this?" Subaru still had some doubts about doing this but he needed to accept it.

A light began to come out of the volcanic throat and up to the mouth and out like an atomic blast, and hit one of the pillars of the tower that seemed to be made of some kind of strange technology.

Subaru looked startled at that display of power but his attention turned to something else.

The ground was starting to shake and open up like a hole.

"Let's go~" the little loli jumped into the hole without fear of what would happen.

Subaru looked to see if the hole had any bottom but he wasn't sure.

"Everyone needs to be saved so it doesn't matter" subaru simply jumped into the hole of pure darkness.

(Yo bros, I finally finished this fanfic, it could be bigger but I wanted people's reaction and see if I can continue, thanks to the person who recommended the idea and also to my loyal uploader (slave) Pendiboy) story by No name 3.0