Meow. I mean hi. I'm a cat named Kernel. I'm currently trying to find the place where my owner goes every few days. I noticed he always leaves the house and opens that magical strip of wood with some kind of knob on it a doesn't return until I'm asleep.

I took this brick-looking thing of his bed and somehow got it to tell me directions to a strange place. The brick had this screen on it that was tacky bright and when you touched stuff on it, the screen would change.

Anyways, it's currently telling me to go West. I passed a restaurant with some dogs eating out of the trash can. Why are dogs like this sometimes? Then I saw it. This weird cyan-blue building with a flat roof. In bright pink letters, it has these strange words on it: Wild Side. What is this place? What's there to do? I went closer and the metal sliding things automatically opened for me.

I saw this crazy place with these black squares everywhere with orange lines.

Looks pretty boring. I thought. I walked around and then the sliding things closed before I could leave. Suddenly, everything started changing and I found myself in a forest.