I scrabbled to my paws and tried to climb a tree. I started screaming... well, making loud cat noises I guess. Where was I? I rolled off the tree and landed on my feet and saw a floating rock shaped like a cube. I went under it and then jumped to see what would happen, and it shattered!
This place is weird, I thought. Floating rocks? Reality changing things? My head didn't hurt from banging on the rock. I looked next to it and saw this cube that had some letter on it. I think it was the letter P. I jumped under that one and a little green thing came out. It looked like the diamonds from the game my owner would play. What was it called? Build-craft or something? It was green, though. I went to sniff it and I accidentally touched it, and it disappeared!
I saw some more and ran across the forest, breaking them. I kept running into the diamonds and they disappeared when I touched them.
Then I saw the strange animal thing. It looked like the little creatures that would run along the wall and eat bugs, but it stood on two legs and was green like the diamonds. An anthropomorphic lizard? What? It walked towards me and acted like I wasn't there. Next thing I know, it opens its mouth and this green fire spills out.
I got hit with it and then jumped on the creature and it stopped moving and then disappeared. The fire hurt like... well... fire. I was looking for treats and catnip that my owner gave me sometimes, but there wasn't any.
I hissed at myself. Why was I so stupid to leave the house and enter this place? I saw another P block and jumped on it. Suddenly, this piece of metal fell out and I screeched before it hit me. It hit my head and then I felt it change my body. I looked around myself and saw that I had golden armor. That metal thing was on my head.
I was so confused I started walking forward, not knowing what would happen. Then I fell into a pit. "Mrroww!" I cried as I fell. I saw this black material below me and I started bouncing on it. This was kinda fun! I bounced all over the place and then climbed out... wait... climbed? I was declawed and I was climbing! The armor helped me climb!
I climbed out and then saw another creature. I jumped on it and it got smashed on the floor like those smashed cheeseburgers I would see at fast food restaurants. I leapt up a slope and ran into another thing! It didn't hurt so much and I jumped over it and then defeated it. I then saw a waving flag. I touched it and suddenly everything changed again.
I was in a similar place. Two blocks were above me. I jumped on one and this red and yellow helmet fell out. I let it hit me and then saw that my body had red clothing and a big metal helmet. I flexed my claws... wait... claws!? I had claws like all the other cats! They were so sharp they looked like those long things that people use to cut vegetables and stuff with.
I saw a rock thing and jumped on it and then leapt towards it and did a double flip in midair and hit it right on the head with my new claws. This is awesome! I thought. I jumped down a water well and ran through a tunnel with magenta rocks. I avoided another rock thing and then saw many more blocks. I hit the highest one and this thing came out. I touched it and suddenly felt like if I had died, I would have another life to use. I knew people thought cats had nine lives, but that's not true!
This one rock creature opened its jaws and a rock went flying out. It hurt when it hit me. I clawed it a couple times and it crumbled.
Then I came across this table-looking thing. I love tables! Standing on them, knocking stuff off of them Anna hearing the funny noise they make when they hit the ground and shatter, getting my gold-colored fur all over the napkins and all that stuff, tables are awesome!
I jumped on it and curled up for a nap and suddenly, I opened my eyes in a different area. I wasn't in a tunnel anymore. I jumped up a slope and crossed a bridge with another rock-spitting thing on it, but I managed to avoid it. Then I jumped up on the last block before the flag. Something told me to. I didn't do anything though and leapt off end then walked into the flag.
My adventure was going well so far!
