I ended up in this mountainous place. I saw many blocks above me, must containing a blue diamond. Then this one had a strange silver thing in it. I went to touch it and I suddenly became covered in silver armor!
I tried to run into the wall to see if I could break it, and it crumbled. No one came defeat Kernel, the cat owned by the ultimate gamer, my owner! Anyways, enough with that dramatic stuff.
I walked up a slope and then jumped across everything. I saw a creature made of black sticky stuff and I ran into it, and it exploded into nothingness. Soon the flag was waving right before me.
The next area has these little green hand-looking things on the ground. I jumped over them and found another block, and collected that red and yellow helmet from earlier. I rushed forward, hitting a black sticky creature again and ran down a slope. A big blue crystal was moving in front of me, glistening in the light. "I LOVE SHINY STUFF!" I yelled, even though nothing could understand me, being a cat. I touched the crystal and suddenly, pain shot through my body. I tried to jump on it and even more pain came through. I breathed heavily and eyed the thing.
I slashed at it twice and it exploded. I went up a slope and saw some more silver blocks. One of them had this weird mask in it. It had red eyes on it . I touched it and then found myself in clothes, fit for a cat like me, in tatters. I had what was called an axe in my mouth and when I tried to spit it out, it went flying straight and a new one generated immediately.
I focused my blood-red eyes on another crystal and then threw an axe at it. It decomposed when I repeated this move once. "I am Kernel, the bloodthirsty psychotic cat!" I meowed as I jumped through throwing things at everything. That was when I saw another cat.
