Have you ever had a moment where reality just falls apart around you and you can only blankly stare at it, and the moment you realize what happened, you just break down crying?

Yeah, that's what happened to me just now.

Fire mage modifiers

[Crementator - Your flames are hot enough to turn almost anything to ashes.]

[Unfit body - Your body is unable to effectively negate your fire spells, causing fire spells to damage you.]

Villain player modifier

[Normal Person's Body - Player's body is permanently turned off.]

Now, if you don't follow, I wanted to become a fire mage, you know, the guys who swung fire around.

And I just so happened to get the most evil set of modifiers possible. A modifier that makes my flames super hot, a modifier that makes it so that those flames hurt me, and a modifier that, presumably, turns off some kind of gamer's body that would let me heal quickly.

So, you know.

I'm screwed.

You know what, I'm so screwed, I'm not even going to take this PvP thing seriously, and if I happen to win, all the better.

After drudging through more menus, I finally get to the important part.

My name.

...I have a funny idea.

You have chosen: [Y/N Dabi Clone] As your name.

Alright, bitches. I'm Y/n Dabi Clone, I'm not like other boys, and I'm going to kick ass.

That sounds ridiculous, if I win this thing, I'm never letting it down to the other person. I mean, I don't think anyone would let themselves down if they lost to some guy named "Y/N Dabi Clone."


Y/N Dabi Clone

Oh look! A big frog!

I'm sure this will be a perfectly fine thing to test my fire against.

Aiming my hand towards the frog, I let it come closer to me until I fired off one of my basic fire spells at it with full force.

Which I immediately regretted.

Skin immediately starts to burn up, and I feel an immense pain in my hand, and the only reason I wasn't panicking was probably because of the player's mind thing that I have.

If you would like a more apt description of my situation.

OWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWWOWOWOW.

I hadn't even registered that the frog died! I mean, the frog did die, its body looking almost recognizable, but you know what's also almost recognizable?

MY HAND.

It's torched! Scarred! I'll never physically recover from this! I can almost see the bone sticking out of my wrist!

It's a miracle I'm not feeling pain right noooowww- Oh wait, I burnt my nerves just then, huh?

Fuck.

...Is this why I got the regenerator starting advantage?


It had taken a few days of constant burning and regenerating, but I finally had a decent strategy on how to take fights.

In short, I was a Dabi clone.

Essentially, I threw my arm out, go for a short burst of flames, use my other hand to grab my arm down faster, and repeat until the enemy was dead.

So, yes, I am Dabi.

Truly fulfilling the name of Y/N "Not like other boys" Dabi Clone.

I even gave myself the white hair.

Heck, if I had a trench coat, I could actually just cosplay Dabi.

How did Dabi go through this without anything like what I have? I can literally just regenerate my wounds, although it does keep the burn scars, and I'm having a hard time.

...Well, at least I'm comfortably 1 or 2 shotting everything with my blue flames.

...Blue…

Not like other boys, huh? I'm literally the exact copy of another dude. I really regret my past decisions.


Hey… Isn't that… Kazuma and the gang? Casually going on a stroll?

I mean, I knew I was in Konosuba for a while, but I didn't expect to actually meet them.

Hm, maybe I should talk to them. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Walking up to them, letting them notice me way before I finally get to talking distance, I decide to greet them with the most inconspicuous line possible.

"Hey, my name is Y/N Dabi Clone, nice to meet ya." I said with a completely straight face.

Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin were confused at my greeting, but Kazuma immediately knew what's up, "Huh?! Dabi?! Wait, Y/N… Wait, you're seriously calling yourself that? How do you even take yourself seriously?!"

I shrugged, "Lmao."

Kazuma now had a confused look on my face before understanding kicked in, "I see… You're an American. I understand, please go on with your day, sad one."

...What does that even mean?

Fortunately, Aqua was nice enough to answer, "Bwaha! Oh, you're American?! Oh, I wonder how you spent your past life- hahaha!"

...What?

Megumin and Darkness looked even more confused at their party member's conversation, which, quite honestly, I can relate here.

"Well," I started to speak up, "I need you to tell me, is there anyone like… Oh, I don't know, someone 'unique' you've met on your adventures? Like, say… Someone who's out to complete some secret mission, of some kind." I said vaguely, using the opportunity to get some information.

"Oh! I know this one!" Megumin finally spoke up from her state of confusion, "There's this person named Lucifer who's really full of himself, stating that he has some kind of 'mission from god' that all us 'in pea seeds' couldn't understand! He was really annoying!" Megumin said, with an annoyed look on her face, as if talking about him ruined her day.

Now, Lucifer, huh? What a stereotypically edgy name, he's worse than I am, going for a name like Lucifer. At least have some dignity, clown.

Instead, I said, "Lucifer? That's interesting. You know, mind if I come with you for whatever you're doing, and maybe you guys will take me to this Lucifer guy?"

They all seemed to think about it for a minute, before Kazuma confirms, "I mean, sure, why not! You're probably a strong and normal person if you're all the way out here! Actually, what's your level and class? Wait, no, more importantly, what the heck are we going to call you? I'm not calling you… Y/n Dabi Clone. Just tell us your real name!"

I shrugged, raising my arms up, "I haven't checked my level in a while, my name is Y/N Dabi Clone, and I specialize in fire."

Kazuma suddenly started tearing up for some reason, causing confusion within me before he starts talking, "You're just like them…"

...Oh.

...I see.

Looking at Darkness… Why does she have a perverted look? I didn't even do anything yet! Megumin was only slightly better, as in she just seemed interested in what I was saying.

Aqua decided to take pity on me, however, "Well! If Kazuma is crying at the sight of you, you're a friend of mine! Let's go!"

I don't know how this managed to happen, considering I'm the villain player, but I can't seem to dislike this much.

Friendship was nice. Why was I living in the forest for like 2 weeks?


Kazuma

You know, he didn't really want to believe that Dabi (Who would seriously call him Y/N Dabi Clone anyways?) Was 'better' than him, considering his name, demeanor, and complete lack of care for his own health.

But the evidence is right in front of him.

They'd entered the dungeon, like they were asked, and while the place was made brighter by his own spells, Dabi… Didn't do anything other than talk about pretty boring stuff.

He'd brought him in for the sake of using him as a second lighter and maybe a backup in case everything went wrong, but all he does is talk and let everyone know where they were.

Which is exactly what lead Aqua to us, along with a monster hoard when Aqua did something stupid as usual, really living up to her goddess status.

He was about to start running in the opposite direction before Dabi sighed and raised his arms towards the hoard.

And immediately covered them all in a wall of blue flame.

Holy shit, this was actually a discount Dabi.

Aqua was screaming how Dabi 'totally fired close to her on purpose' before Dabi just asked for some healing, which Aqua quickly gave before continuing her rant.

Wait.

Healing?

"Er, sorry to interrupt but… Uh, Dabi… Do your arms…"

"Yeah, they burn whenever I use my fire. That's why I'm Y/N 'not like other boys' Dabi Clone."

Oh.

This poor man.


Y/N Dabi Clone

Eventually, we did make it to Axol after finishing up the dungeon, and while following the group to the adventurer's guild, I found him.

My mortal enemy.

The moron named Lucifier with the dumb white hair, which was obviously worse than mine.

Our eyes met…

And Lucifer immediately laughed, "Y/N Dabi Clone?! HAHAHAHHA! Oh my- bahaha!"

I raised an eyebrow, "That's Y/N 'not like other boys' Dabi Clone to you, 'Lucifer'"

Lucifer then laughed even harder, and then I realized something.

I can just torch this guy.

And to the screams of everyone around me, I do exactly that.

[You have won your match. Rewards will be distributed shortly.]

Moron. Losing to a guy named Y/N Dabi Clone.


"Imagine calling yourself Lucifer and losing to a guy named-"

"Shut the fuck up."


An:

My brain tells me to go to sleep, yet my hand writes.

Y/N Dabi Clone is my brain at its peak, and I will never become a better writer after this.

...Maybe more interaction with the rest of the gang though…

Oh well.

I did a funny.