"As much as I'm sure it frustrated you, me and possibly everyone who knew about their mutual feelings for one another, spiking their drinks was never an option."

"Aw, c'mon. It was just about enough to get them in the mood for something else. I thought it would make them talk more than they normally would, but clearly, those two were ready for more. Much, much more."

"If Xiao finds out, and he will, it's likely he'll attempt to kill you."

"He won't find out… because you won't tell him, right?"

"Hu Tao will make preparations for your coffin."

"You won't tell either of them, right?!"

"You might even help boost the business."

"Zhongli!"

"You have to tell them, and apologize. It was morally wrong."

"… You won't drop it, will you."

"No, I will not."

"Alright, alright… I'll apologize. At least be there to make sure those two don't bury me six feet under."

"I can accept that condition."