He wonders, as he stares at the extensive farmland around him, what it'd be like to take command of the Akatsuki and force them to become farmers.

Kisame could water all of the crops and Sasori could plant and pull them rather quickly with all of his puppets, for starters. Hidan with his scythe would be rather useful, both with animals and crops, and he figures Itachi's sharingan must have some bullshit hack for farming somewhere in those red pools of retconning.

Kakuzu could obviously handle the expenses, Deidara could create holes with his bombs instead of digging, and if he got Konan and Nagato on board, they could be pretty good salespeople on top of handling the animals. And Zetsu, of course, would be an invasive plant that they'd all spray with weed killer. Hell, maybe he could even grab Kakashi and get him to act as the farm's scarecrow.

Unfortunately, he knows such a circumstance will never come to pass. Truly a pity.