Chapter 2

(Konoha, two weeks later)

Jiraiya had come back, depressed. The guards saw him coming, "Lord Jiraiya." Said one of them, he walked right past the gate and into the village.


(Hokage Tower, Hokage's office)

Tsunade was drinking some sake, she was thinking about how everything went to Hell in three years. She was hoping that Jiraiya would get them an alliance with the West. "Tsunade-sama," said Shizune. "Jiraiya-Sama has returned."

"Send him in," she said. So, Jiraiya was allowed in the office. "By the look on your face, we're screwed."

"Oh yeah," he said. Just then, the elders had come into the office.

"What The Hell Do You Two Want?" She said.

"Did you get the alliance with the West, Jiraiya?" Asked Homura, ignoring the Hokage. Tsunade threw a paperweight at him, almost knocking his head off.

"NO, YOU BASTARD!" She said, they were shocked. They didn't get the alliance?

"Who did you speak to Jiraiya?" Asked Koharu, "was it the Emperor?"

"Yes." He said.

"Did you tell him about allying with us, his country would get recognition in the East?" Asked Homura.

"He didn't care about that." They looked at him. The West didn't care about the East?

"But, doesn't he see that the East has the most powerful…?" Started Koharu.

"HE DOESN'T CARE BECAUSE WE BETRAYED HIM!" Screamed Jiraiya.

"Who's the Emperor, Jiraiya?" Asked Tsunade.

"It's Naruto," he said.

"But, that damned demon is dead." Said Homura. Just then his heart stopped by the amount of KI Tsunade was pumping out.

"Tsunade, you killed Homura!" Koharu said.

"Oh, no shit Koharu!" Said the Fifth. "So, Naruto is not going to help us?"

"No, Tsunade." Said Jiraiya.

"Well Elder," she looked at Koharu. "What now? Banishing Naruto was your plan just so you three can go behind my back and make him a weapon. But, then your pet Uchiha went AWOL and no one wanted to retrieve him and along the way, he kills Danzo, which was no big loss. Then Sakura loses an eye and arm, and Kakashi dies, after going into the bottle!" She glared at them, "wanna know what his last words were? 'I'm sorry Naruto'. That's what they were! You want to blame everyone else but yourself! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!" Koharu ran like her ass was on fire. "Now, what do we do?"

"Up to you Hime," said Jiraiya.

"Well, since the civilian council think they know what's best. I'm starting up a draft, they want to be involved with what shinobi should do, they should fight as well. Get me Anko and Ibiki, also do you still have that vindictiveness?"

Jiraiya just smirked evilly. "I'll get them, just tell me what to do." So he exited the office and went to get his quarry.


(Western lands, Naruto's throne room)

Naruto was relaxing and enjoying the company of his goddaughter. Well, Kurama's goddaughter, Nezuko. She was on his lap, her head on his chest. Kurama just gushed at the scene. The girl was asleep on his chest. Naruto saw her, "what's up Rama-chan?" He asked, she went over to them and picked her up.

"That bastard, Kabuto is here!" She said softly, not wanting to awaken her goddaughter.

"How are we playing this?" He asked.

"I can get Piglette to help you, embarrass him."

"Speaking of which, why did the orc faction think she's ugly?"

"I don't know, I think she beautiful. And I'm 'Queen of the Demons'."

"Well, yeah. You're drop-dead gorgeous," she smiled at him and kissed him on the cheek for his complement.

"I'll take Nezuko to her room."

"Bring in Pigglette, let's what we can do about the 'Cock sleeve'." Kurama nodded and he sat down on his throne. One of the guards spoke up.

"Permission to speak my mind, sir?" He said he is a very tall, wide-set man with a bulky, muscular build with lightly-tanned skin. His hair is white and of uneven length, the longest strands reaching his shoulders, and is styled with three more notable, shorter clumps arching up to fall as bangs between his eyes and on either side of his face. He has quite thin, maroon eyes that appear to slant inwards, each with one long eyelash flowing to the far side of his face.

"Tengen, you're my master of arms. Speak your mind, my friend."

"I wish to help you with Yakushi."

"Okay, but I must warn you. He'll attempt to get you off your game."

"He can try." Just then Pigglette had come in, is well-endowed, is said to have large breasts; she also has shiny tan skin and is tall despite her petite frame. She has a slim and curvaceous body; she also has long, seemingly straight, dark-purple hair that reaches her butt and is held in warrior hair-cufts that appear orb-like; deep-green eyes which her right eye is covered by the fringe or bangs of her hair; and beautiful, pink lips. She has two pairs of ears: One pair is oblong-shaped and has very pig-like ears sticking out of the top of her hair/head; and another pair of pointed, pig-like ears at the sides and under her hair. She also has a pig-like tail.

"Lady Kurama had told me you needed my help, your highness?" She said.

"Yes Pigglette," he said and kissed her on the cheek. She blushed, he motioned to a throne. She sat down on it. "Tengen, stand behind us." He nodded and did. "Okay, send him in." Kabuto had walked in, he bowed to the Emporer.

"It is a pleasure to meet you, your highness." He said.

"Stop Kissing My Ass, Yakushi." Said Naruto, who Kabuto didn't know it was him. "You're here for a reason, what do you want?" Kabuto pushed his glasses upon his face.

"My master would like to offer an alliance with you." He said, Naruto was looking at his companions.

"And try to take over." He said.

"Our deal is very beneficial."

"Yeah, to you." Kabuto was getting annoyed.

"If I were you, I'd take the deal." Just then Tengen was behind him with one of his blade-chucks on his Adam's Apple.

"And if I don't?" Kabuto started to make a chakra scalpel when Tengen cut him, destroying his chakra build-up.

"What?" Kabuto said, Tengen drug a thumb across his throat and he cut off Kabuto's arms off. He screamed in bloody horror. Then Naruto got up and slowly walked over to him.

"You thought that you were going to pull a fast one, didn't you, cock sleeve?" He said.

"Who are you?"

"Well, since you asked so nicely." He lowered his hood revealing himself. Kabuto was in shock.

"No, it can't be!"

"Yep, the dead last had brought the West together." Naruto smiled, "we'll deliver your head to Orochimaru. Get him out of here!" So he was removed.


(Konoha, Council Room)

Meanwhile, Tsunade had walked into the room. "Who called this meeting," she said. "As if I didn't know." She glared at Koharu.

"Tsunade, you will show this council respect!" Said one of the civilian council members. She glared at the man.

"Really?" She said, "you know what? I am sick and tired of this disrespect! I am going to do something about it. ANBU!" Her guard along with Anko and Ibiki came in. "I had gotten permission from the Fire Diyamo, and also realized that this isn't a democracy it's a dictatorship! Since you want to try and control things?" The council was now terrified, "since you just love to run things, how about you see how the other half lives? All of you are drafted into the army!"

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

"Alright, then your family is drafted and you are removed from the council!" She looked at them with a smug look on her face. The Civilian council knew they were screwed. On one hand, they had to fight in this war. On the other, their families would have to fight and they lose their positions in the council.

They got up and followed Anko, Ibiki, and the ANBU out to train to be shinobi.

TBC


Note: Well that's the chapter I hope you enjoyed.