Chaptear 1
meguhminde wus riiting a butiful poam in da forass next to shreeks swamp!!!! shreek wus furious Shrek: WHAT R U DOIN IN MI SWAMP BITCH" shreek took bck his werds emediatly ass he saw meguhmindes fac3 he blush3d Soo hsrd Shrek: "srry abt dat lad u r quiet beutiful if u aks me" he sed blusing to hard meguhmind wus wering a panic at da disco t shit cros errings and demoanias he also has fish net legengs a pentagrem neclace choker and neted gloves he had hug black eyelineer wit blod red lipstock he locked like marilin Manson but Gottic it wus so hot meguhminde: wuts ur faverit patd song? he seys seductivli, batting his eyelashes bought from hot t0pic. Shrak pulls out a vineal of d3ath if a batchaler. "dis one babi" he says in a very secksie voice. The makout 4 hours. Out in da distence dey here some1 call shacks name. "o no dats me wife.!!!" he says fearfully. megamind looks hurt, "ur married?!" he stands up and runs off. shrak goes after him "wait babi! it's not wut it seams!!!!" megamind turns around "no it worse. You dont evin remember me... we hav a kid shreek." he runs off sobing. shrek let's him run off b3cuzed hes 2 stuned to move. his black wig flowing in the wind as tars go down his fac3. "Shrak?' his "wife" says, confuzd.
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