Chapter 1:
"Oh Esme," Fae was so happy to see her fiance. "I can't wait for our marriage."
Esme was fairly unresponsive. "Hm,"
Fae rolled her eyes before noticing a figure at the door.
"Hi mom" Tay was leaning at the door with their arms crossed with sunglasses on.
"Hey kid, what's with the glasses?" Fae walked over at their child who was a good 10 inches taller than her, nudging their shoulder.
"Oh nothin," Tay looked away quickly. "Just wanted to see if I could see the baby with the glasses on."
Fae was just about to give birth to a daughter, who Fae and Esme decided on the name Jessy.
"Baby Jessy will be here very soon, you wanna feel her?" Fae held her stomach out at Tay.
"No, that's gay," Tay blurted out before running away.
Fae let out a sigh. "Esme, you're just lucky that's not your kid."
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"JJ, who are you texting? Nico, get down from there! Piper, you must be doing something! Sofi, stop teasing Mel!" Aja was trying to heat up her Marie Callender pies for her kids. Aja was a busy mother of six, and they were all chaotic.
"Mum, when's dinner gonna be ready?" Aly leaned on the kitchen counter. Aly was adopted along with Nico from England and had a thick accent. "I'm kinda cravin' some crisps."
"First of all they are CHIPS. Second of all, no! Dinner is gonna be ready soon and I didn't slave away making these for nothin'!"
"But mum, you see, they're just microwave meals?" Aly looked up at her mother.
"I will beat your ass." Aja shipped out her spatula.
"Okay, okay," Aly turned away "whatever,"
"Ayo, I heard that!" Aja yelled back. "JJ, you my precious boy, can you help me put these things in the oven?"
"Yeah, I can do that I guess," JJ pushed his lips together. "When's dad coming back?"
"I told you," Aja started. "He's at a Mike Tyson match, it's a big deal for him."
"He's always busy." JJ rolled his eyes. "I know I should be used to it, but it just sucks."
The father of the children was none other than Tupac Shakur. Since he was at the height of his career, he rarely came home.
"Jj boo," Aja opened her arm out for an embrace. "You got me okay, and even though your daddy ain't here, he is, here." Aja pointed to JJ's heart. "And he'll be home. Soon!"
"Yeah. You right mama."
"Yeah that's what I thought." Aja smiled. "Now help me with these pies!"
/
Within the Glype House sat a long table in the dining hall. The table was made of this beautiful oak and could seat about 50 people.
"Ayo, will you stop playing with your damn food!" Aja smacked the fork clean out of Nico's hand.
"Alright, whot the fauk?" Nico shouted.
"Everyone!" Fae struggled to stand but did, with Esme helping her up. "As you guys all know we about to be adding a new member to the Glype House."
"Ooh yay!" Courtney clapped her hands.
Courtney was a distant aunt of Aja and Fae's.
"Can't wait to meet her!" Sofi smiled.
"Say Court, when are you gonna have some kids of your own?" Fae asked.
"Maybe when she finds some bitches" Piper muttered.
"AYO!" Aja screamed. "Timeout. 10 minutes."
Piper walked away from the table rolling her eyes.
"Anyways, the baby— WHOA!" Fae looked down to see a puddle forming.
"Holy shit, se le rompió la fuente!" Esme got up really fast.
"She needs to go to the hospital, ASAP." Aja looked worried. "JJ, you in charge. I'm driving, since well, I don't trust Esme for shit. Come on, Tay, Court."
The adults and Tay got into the Glimpmobile (that was what they called the giant van used to carry all the kids around) and drove to the hospital.
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"Welcome to the world Jessy," Fae looked into the eyes of baby Jessy.
"What about a middle name?" Esme was thinking.
Tay spoke up. "What about gay—"
"Ayo." Aja snapped.
"That's it!" Esme exclaimed. "That's the middle name."
"Ayo?" Fae questioned.
"Yes, it's perfect," Esme looked at Aja sweetly.
Since Fae was way too much of a simp to say no, she agreed. "Jessy Ayo Agvera… What a beautiful name."
"Hey, listen while I'm here, I'm gonna see if I can get a test," Aja got up to speak to a nurse.
After a couple hours, Aja returned to the room. "Guys," Aja paused. "I'm pregnant!"
Everyone, including baby Jessy, sighed. "Again?"
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