Chapter 8
Fae got back from her business trip to find the house in absolute shambles.
"Hey Aja, where is Marie?"
"Umm… about that…"
"We um, took care of it." Courtney said quite seriously to Fae.
Fae quoted Ethan. "Oh,"
"Erm… yeah, anyways Piper ran away and— wait, Courtney when did you get back here?"
"Well, you know," Courtney started. "I had some uh, business, to take care of. We're all good now, and I feel a lot better now!"
Courtney's kids came running into the room. "We missed you so much, mom!"
Addison was crying "I didn't know what this house would do without you!"
"Aww, don't make me cry!" Courtney was fighting back tears, eventually, a single tear rolled down her cheek which she then used her triple G cup tits to wipe away the tear.
"Guys! Snixxmas, (what is this timeline lmao) is coming up and they're doing a massive ass giveaway!"
"No way!" Sara came running into the room, ready to gleek out.
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The gang went downstairs to gather around the giant movie theatre to watch the Snixxmas live stream.
"Oh my god, they're giving away the Glee Bike!" Sara was crying so hard as gleer pronouns were conveniently glee/bike!
"And the winner," Said Jane Lynch, "Is none other than Sheila Duffy!"
"What! Who the fuck is Shiela Duffy?!" Cried JJ.
Fae stood up within the shadows. "Me."
"What?" Evy was so confused.
"Wait, who the fuck are you?" Alex said to Evy.
"I'm uh," Evy looked around. "Courtney's kid!"
"Huh?" Courtney scratched her head with her ginormous tits. "When did you get here? Well, no matter, welcome to the fam!"
"Hehe, thanks" Evy looked away and put in an air pod blasting Taylor Swift.
"Y'all…" Fae looked at the crowd disappointed before screaming again. "I WON THE GLEE BIKE!"
"Y'all," Aja was wiping tears. "We need to call Nicole here right now."
Nicole was the grandmother of the Agvera household, the true matriarch, and the head of all the Agveras. The only thing was, Nicole was busy making movies for her famous web series that everyone rarely saw her, or her videos for that matter. (How is that possible?)
"You think it's time?" Fae swallowed hard (wanky)
"Yes." Aja picked up the phone and called Nicole. "Erm, hello mother… I have some news. Are you watching Snixxmas?"
"Of course dear, some idiot named Sheila Duffy just won this Glee Bike…"
Aja spoke quietly. "No, that's Fae. Fae won the Glee Bike."
"No-"
Nicole hung up the phone, and within 15 minutes she showed up at the door.
"Whoa, how the fuck did you get here so fast?" Courtney gasped as Nicole came bursting into the door. All the grandkids were so excited and started running, cheering for Nicole's presence.
"Connections, Court." Nicole waved her hand in the air carelessly. "Lookin great by the way,"
"Thank you," Courtney blushed.
Nicole entered the movie theatre to see the entire family screaming at her.
"NICOLE, FAE WON THE GLEE BIKE!"
"SHE WON, SHE WON THE BIKE!"
"NICOLE THAT WAS ALL FAE! SHE WON THE GLEE BIKE!"
"Hey Nicole, when is the new video out?" Aly winked at Nicole.
"NO!" Nicole gasped, completely ignoring Aly. "NO WAY! MY OWN DAUGHTER!"
"Yes mom! I did it!" Fae was crying, so many kids were crying.
"Auntie…"
Everyone turned to see Piper standing in the doorway.
"PIPER!" The Glype House was excited for Piper's return.
"Hey guys, I'm not so fucked anymore hehe!" Piper giggled.
"Lord, thank god" Aja rolled her eyes.
"Piper," Nico grabbed Piper's attention. "Fae jost won the Glee Bike!"
"What?!" Piper cried in shock. "Wow, that's some sorta fairytale."
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Later that evening there was a knock on the door.
"Hello, Sheila Duffy?" A postman was at the front door asking for Fae to sign.
"Yes that's me!" Fae held out a fake ID with the name Sheila Duffy plastered on it.
"Great, oh there was an added prize. I saw it in the back of the truck and figured it had to come with the bike." The postman nodded.
"Eh? Okay," Fae looked confused but waited.
The postman opened the back of the truck and let down a ramp, where a girl was riding the bike down the ramp towards the door.
"Um, hi?" Fae was very confused as this girl was riding on HER glee bike!
"That's the added bonus!" The postman cheered.
"A HUMAN?" Fae yelled in response.
"Um, yeah. Anyways, I got a tight schedule, congrats on the Glee Bike!" The postman ran into the car and drove away.
"Erm… Hey, what may your name be?"
"Kenzie"
"Wow, welcome Kenzie!" Tay, Jessy (who was dancing), Amber, Pay, and Gem were standing behind Fae to meet their new sibling.
"Wow everyone, an added bonus to the Glee Bike, a child!"
"That has to be illegal," Aja shook her head
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AN: A message from Esme: Child trafficking is NOT epic sauce
