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Hizashi Yamada vs. the zombie apocalypse
Chapter one: Sekijiro really should have reined in Monoma's anti-1-A habits
It was a dark and stormy night at U.A. High School, Japan's premier hero academy. The rain fell heavily against the dorm buildings that housed the two first year hero course classes, class 1-A and class 1-B. However, the sides of both dorms for the first year hero course classes were surrounded by raised cement walls courtesy of Cementoss, ensuring no one within either dorm building was able to escape to the outside.
The insides of both dorm buildings were... were the stuff of nightmares, really. The students of Shouta Aizawa and Sekijiro Kan were all dead. ...And wandering around. Those innocent students were now all zombies, the living dead. In the heights alliance dorm building's main area, the zombified Kaminari mindlessly shuffled forwards towards a sofa in the living room area, until the zombified Kyoka bumped into him mindlessly, prompting both to turn around and shuffle off.
The zombified Tokoyami just stood there, swaying slightly, while a wholly unaffected Dark Shadow came out of him. Seeing the zombified Tsuyu look at him, Dark Shadow flipped her off. "Yeah, I ain't no hamburger for you to sink your zombie teeth into!" Dark Shadow said, "I'm no flesh, blood, or bone! Pure quirk energy here, baby!" The zombified Tsuyu only looked at Dark Shadow for a moment before turning and shuffling away, realizing that Dark Shadow would provide her no meal.
"Pfft, yeah you better run," Dark Shadow scowled, more pissed and annoyed than afraid or anything else for that matter.
...
In the 1-B dorm building, the zombified Yosetsu was trying to walk through a wall, no longer knowing that he can't walk through walls, while the zombified Monoma shuffled up to an armchair from behind and ended up falling over it. Meanwhile, the zombified Setsuna was mouthing a meatball sub that was left on the kitchen island counter, having found it as the one sole source of meat that wasn't undead.
The zombified Togaru was stumbling a lot as he tried to go up the stairs, not knowing anymore that one had to pick their feet up to to up stairs, and the zombified Nirengeki, with a large single shard of glass sticking out of the back of his left shin, tripped and fell over, having no idea that what all was happening to him was supposed to cause him pain. But then again, he no longer was able to feel any pain. He no longer was able to feel anything at all.
Save for hunger.
...
Not all of the first year hero course students were zombified, however. Two boys, Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, remained unaffected; Kirishima was actually out at the time thus he never saw any of his classmates get turned. As for Tetsutetsu, he used his quirk to turn solid steel the moment he saw the first zombie spring to unlife, and no scratch or bite from any of the zombies was able to turn him while he was like that.
On the subject of the first zombie, it was Tetsutetsu's classmate Kinoko, who was trapped in a cage, her limbs bound by cement via Cementoss's quirk. The zombified Kinoko stood in the cage, unable to lurch forward, as she snarled angrily and mindlessly at the living flesh outside of the cage she didn't even realize she was in. Standing in front of the cage looking at the zombified Kinoko were the aforementioned Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, plus UA teachers Aizawa, Sekijiro, Hizashi, Hound Dog, Cementoss, and Toshinori.
The teachers, aside from a guilty and mildly cringing Hizashi, all looked heartbroken, as did both of the boys. Aizawa was able to snap himself to reality and turn to look at Hizashi. "...Hizashi," began the underground hero, "How did this... how did all of this... begin again?"
Letting out a whistle that made it clear he knew he was in some sort of trouble, Hizashi replied, "Well, let me first begin by saying that none of this would of happened if Sekijiro did what most of us had been asking of him in regards to the former Monoma."
"Oh yeah, Sekijiro-sensei," Tetsutetsu said, "It started earlier this morning in the 1-B dorm building, with Monoma going on with his usual hate-boner for 1-A..."
(FLASHBACK, EARLIER THAT DAY)
"Those heathens will lead all of UA to doom if they aren't put into check!" Monoma loudly declared as he stood in the middle of the living room area of the 1-B dorm building, "Thus it falls to us, the heroic students of UA's class 1-B, to put class 1-A in their place where they-"
Itsuka cut Monoma off with a chop to the back of his head. "Thank you, Itsuka," Tetsutetsu said. Looking to Monoma, Tetsutetsu said, "Dude, seriously. Sure a little friendly competition helps to keep our strengths and skills as heroes in training sharp, but you're burning it into a full blown bitter rivalry. What's wrong with simply just being chill with the dudes over in Kirishima's class?"
Itsuka nodded in agreement. "He's right. Why, I'm close friends with Yaoyorozu."
"Izuku and I actually have a secret power trio thing going with Shinso from class 1-C," Juzo spoke up as he came over, having heard what was going on.
Jerking a thumb at Kinoko, Setsuna said, "And Kinoko here has the biggest crush ever on Kirishima."
"Ahhh!" Kinoko exclaimed in embarrassment, "Why did you have to tell everyone that?! I still haven't confessed to Eijiro-kun yet!"
Turning to look at Monoma again, Tetsutetsu said, "See, Monoma? We don't mind competing against 1-A in a friendly, healthy manner to help all of us improve, but we also want to be friends with the guys in 1-A as well. Hell, at least one of us is even in love with someone in 1-A."
"Blasphemy!" Monoma exclaimed, "They are a stain that needs to be cleaned up and shoved aside so that literally anyone else can finally have a chance to shi-OW!" Monoma was cut off when Kinoko picked up a remote from the nearby coffee table and threw it at Monoma, hitting him in the head.
Everyone turned to look at Kinoko, who looked upset and like she was about to cry. "...How... how could you say something so mean about Eijiro-kun..." Kinoko said, her head hung low. Raising her head up, Kinoko screamed at Monoma, "How could you say that about anyone period?! You're the worst, Monoma!" Kinoko then proceeded to run to the front door and run out of the 1-B dorms.
Kinoko's classmates who saw and heard her outburst ran after her, even a mildly guilty Monoma. However, they all stopped shorts on the steps leading up to their dorm building's front door when they heard Kinoko scream out in pain and fright before suddenly stopping. Looking over, the 1-B students all looked horrified when they saw that Kinoko had been killed suddenly when she was hit by two golf carts being driven by Hizashi and Power Loader respectively.
(FLASHBACK OVER)
Sucking in a cringing breath, Hizashi said, "Yeah, we were racing one another for the last strawberry nonfat greek yogurt in the staff lounge fridge."
"Which I ate two minutes ago," Hound Dog said as he raised a hand, "Umm, sorry but I didn't know you and Power Loader were racing each other for it."
Shrugging, Hizashi said, "Well I would of gotten it by default anyway since Power Loader ended up getting eaten by the first of Sekijiro's students to turn."
"You said that Kinoko here is the first student period to become a zombie," Cementoss said, "How did she turn?"
"Well after we had seen we had accidentally killed Kinoko with our racing," Hizashi began, "Power Loader and I brought her dead deceased body into the 1-B dorm building..."
(FLASHBACK)
Just moments after having hit and killed Kinoko, Hizashi and Power Loader carried her body into the 1-B dorm building, with Hizashi unceremoniously dropping her corpse on the floor. "Oh man," Hizashi said in a freaking out manner, "Oh man, oh man, oh man! We're fucked now!"
"No shit, Hizashi-sensei!" Tetsutetsu snapped angrily, tears running down the sides of his face just like how tears ran down the sides of the faces of the other students seeing this, "Kinoko is fucking dead! How will we explain this to Sekijiro-sensei, especially since Kinoko was his favorite student?!"
(FLASHBACK INTERRUPTED)
"Wait, wait, wait," Aizawa said. Turning to look at Sekijiro, Aizawa asked, "Komori was your favorite student? You picked favorites?!"
Shrugging, Sekijiro said, "Well I couldn't help it! She was one of those sweet natured special needs students, ya know?"
"Special needs?" Toshinori said questioningly in a confused tone.
"Kinoko was autistic," Sekijiro confirmed. To Hizashi, Sekijiro remarked while gesturing to him, "Well anyway, as you were, Hizashi."
Hizashi nodded once in acknowledgement. "Thanks, man. Anyway..."
(FLASHBACK RESUMED)
"Don't worry kids," Hizashi said, "There is no need to worry! I can fix this!"
"Fix Kinoko being dead?!" Itsuka snapped, "How?!"
Holding up his right index finger, Hizashi began in a serious tone, "We're going to need a bucket of red paint and a paint brush normally used for painting walls, five candlesticks on candlestick holders, a lighter, and the half a dozen live chickens that Koda secretly keeps here at UA because he knows Sho will make him get rid of them." Everyone then ran out to go get what all Hizashi listed just now, hoping that he had an actual plan with all of this.
(FLASHBACK OVER)
"Actually, I know about the chickens full well but have no problem with them," Aizawa said, "Not only do they help with Koda's quirk training given what his quirk is, but they're a source of fresh eggs. You haven't lived until you had an omelet made with good fresh eggs. Also Nezu knows and like me has no issue with it."
"Hang on a minute," Toshinori began, some suspicion in his tone. Turning to look at Hizashi, Toshinori said, "What did you need all of that stuff for, Hizashi?"
Shrugging, Hizashi explained, "Well here's what happened..."
(FLASHBACK)
Hizashi, Power Loader, and the 1-B students with them at the time they accidentally killed Kinoko, had cleared all of the furniture out of the way in the living room area of the 1-B dorm building. Hizashi took the paint and paintbrush and proceeded to paint a large red circle on the floor, before drawing an upside down pentagram in the circle so that the points all touched the circle.
Hizashi then set the candles, one to each point, on the points of the pentagram before lighting them. He then picked up Kinoko's body and laid it in the center of the pentagram. "Okay, Power Loader and students," Hizashi said to Power Loader, Tetsutetsu, Itsuka, Setsuna, Juzo, and Monoma, each of whom was holding a live chicken and a cleaver, "When I give the signal, I want you all to kill your chickens and pour the blood from their necks onto Kinoko here while I recite the ancient Latin chant backwards."
"Uhh... Hizashi-sensei," Juzo began, understandably sounding apprehensive, "What... what exactly are we doing here?"
Scoffing casually as if it were obvious, Hizashi said, "We're performing a satanic necromancy ritual to bring Kinoko back to life."
(FLASHBACK INTERRUPTED)
"Wait, wait, wait!" Aizawa said, clearly sounding like he was going to demand answers. Turning to look at Hizashi, Aizawa snapped, "Satanic necromancy ritual?!"
Shrugging, Hizashi said, "Wasn't the first one I performed, Sho."
"WASN'T THE FIRST ONE?!" Aizawa shouted at the top of his lungs.
Looking sheepish, Hizashi said, "Yeah, I accidentally killed the adult daughter of the mayor of this Racoon City place I visited a while ago while I was having sex with her, so I performed a similar ritual to bring her back to life." Looking like he had a mild amount of realization, Hizashi said, "Now that I think about it, given what I heard happened there after I raised the mayor's daughter back from the dead before I immediately ran out of town, I probably shouldn't have done the same thing again here with Kinoko."
"GEE, YA THINK?!" Sekijiro shouted at Hizashi.
"Yelling ain't gonna fix things at this point," Hizashi pointed out. To the group as a whole, Hizashi said, "Now, back to the story..."
(FLASHBACK RESUMED)
Power Loader and the 1-B students with him and Hizashi cut off the heads of the chickens and poured the blood from their headless necks onto the dead body of Kinoko while Hizashi spoke an ancient Latin chant backwards. The flames of the lit candles flickered in non-existent wind as dark swirling energy appeared before flowing into Kinoko's dead body. After all of the energy was done flowing, everything stopped and went silent.
Hizashi, Power Loader, and the 1-B students with them looked on with apprehensive looks, before Kinoko's body suddenly jerked on its own volition, showing signs of life. However, and to the steadily growing horror of the living, Kinoko hadn't exactly rejoined them, per say. Her skin suddenly looked pale and flushed, she was sort of stiff as she got up, and her eyes, the light of life having been lost from them, were wide and looked bloodshot and angry.
Not to mention hungry.
END, CHAPTER ONE
Author's notes;
I've seen a number of other BNHA fics on this site run a zombie apocalypse theme, so I decided to do up one myself. It won't be too big, and it'll also be something of a crack fic, so please take it with a grain of salt. Anyway, the current flashback will be continued in the next chapter. Take care.
