WWE JWW Event – took place on March 3rd, 2022 (3 nights before Fight Club: Roadblock)
LIVE from JWW Arena
JWW Commentators:
Glynda (RWBY) FACE
Abnes (Neptunia) HEEL
WWE Commentators:
Percival Gaynes (OC) FACE
Miranda Maynard (OC) HEEL
Disclaimer: The following fanfic is parodying WWE, AEW, and so forth. Most characters are not owned by me or IcebatofValikin. Only a few OCs. NO characters were injured in the writing of this fanfic. JWW is created by Icebat.
Pyro goes off in the JWW Arena, as the fans are going wild. Two people are standing outside the ringside area, as they are holding microphones.
(Percival): It's Thursday night, and you know what that means! Coming to you live from the SOLD OUT Tokyo Arena, the Japan Women's Wrestling, it's a special Crossover Event! We're three nights away from the Premium Live Event "Fight Club: Roadblock", the final stop before WrestleMania!
Hello everybody, I'm Percival Gaynes, Fight Club MC and wrestling legend, alongside the first British-born World Champion, NXT 2.0's Miranda Maynard. And tonight, Mira, the Forbidden Door opens up! JWW and WWE, for the first time, since the Royal Rumble, will host this epic card.
(Miranda): That's right, we got stars galore from WWE and JWW, our sponsors. Came here, all the way from Orlando. At least I won't get to side with Vic Joseph, this time. He says he misses you back in the States.
(Percival): Funny. Anyways, joining us from JWW, the dynamic duo of Joshi, commentators Glynda Goodwitch and Abnes.
Cut to the JWW commentary booth, as two women were sitting in the booth.
(Glynda): Thank you very much, Percival Gaynes. I'm Glynda Goodwitch, alongside Abnes, and partner, we're weeks away from Celestia Arena 32. And the main event: Cinder Fall vs. Makie Sasaki for the Universal Championship! And speaking of Cinder, tonight, we have a World Championship Showcase! Cinder Fall, Cy Tokakushi, Peter Giese, & Mizuki Takase, all four world champions will be in the same ring.
(Abnes): And Megu-nee and Sheea will oversee the biggest meeting of champions from both worlds, for the first time ever. Also on the card, the Forbidden Door in JWW will be wedged open, as Setsuna & Konoka, SmackDown Tag Team Champions, take on Saki Mimori & Takae Tachibana for the JWW Tag Team Titles.
(Glynda): And our main event, a HUGE 10-person tag! Let's go down to the ring, for our opening contest!
First Match: Battle Royal
Participants: (JWW): Asuna, Kaede, Yue, Fei Ku, Arashi Spring, Eudial, Sailor Pluto, Elma, Jolyne, Natsuru, Evangeline, Cyprine, Ptilol, Viluy, Mimete, Tellu
(WWE): Rei Hino, Uta (Camie), Chiyo Mihama, Quinn Morgendorffer, Seina Katsura, Happy Kikuko Hattori, Inagawa, Kuon Ginga, Delia Priest (Rin Sohma), Athena Skye (Mine), Yakumo Tsukamoto, Miyako Uehara, & Kanaka Nanase. (1 replacement)
Two women were in the ring, as a couple women were outside the ring.
(Announcer): Please welcome, JWW General Manager Megumi Sakura, and WWE General Manager, Rii Walker!
Rii Walker (School Live's Yuuri Wakasa)
School Live's Megumi Sakura
Rii called, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the WWE JWW Crossover Spectacular!" The fans cheered on, as Rii said, "And yes, tonight, it's an honor to once again be in the ring with a close friend of mine. Megu-nee, it's been so long."
Megu-nee smiled, "It has been, Rii-san, uh… Miss Walker. We want to thank WWE and JWW for this opportunity to sponsor this special event. And most of our women are here to show off a little action, so we're gonna start off this night, with a huge 30-women Battle Royal!"
Rii said, "And an added bonus… Winner will get a cool trophy, to show who the dominant woman is. And I see that there are a few women missing. We'll fix that."
Megu-nee said, "Anyways, before we do, we have an announcement concerning the Celestia Arena 32 event. It will be a special double main event! And it'll star Cinder Fall of The Maidens facing Makie Sasaki of Dummy Force for the JWW Universal Championship! And also, Bell Reigns gets the opportunity to fight Cy Tokakushi for the JWW Title!"
Rii said, "But before that, our next WWE Premium Live Event will be Fight Club: Roadblock, this Sunday night!And with it, a Triple Main Event!
Enju Saion-Ji defends the RAW Women's Title against Big Time Becks, Becky Lynch, in an I QUIT Match! Winner faces Bianca Belair at Mania!
Kandy Potter of the Inner Kingdom defends the SmackDown Women's Title against Charlotte Flair, in a first-ever Women's Dog Collar Match!
And finally, Mizuki Takase, the WWE Champion, will go one-on-one against Farra Stevens, and it will be for the WWE Championship! Now, if Farra Stevens wins, this Sunday, the match at WrestleMania between Universal Champion Peter Giese and Farra Stevens… will be a Winner-Take-All Unification Match for BOTH championships! ONE show, ONE champion!"
Megu-nee smiled, "I'm just excited for this card! With that in mind, we're going to start things off with the 30-women battle royal! May the best woman win!"
A lot of the women are outside the ring, including Dummy Force, Witches 5, and a couple WWE Women stars. A woman in blonde hair and done in buns walked to the ring, from the left-side tunnel (the Face tunnel).
(Announcer): Your opening contest is the 30-women battle royal! Introducing first, Jolyne Cujou!
(Percival): And we're kicking things off with the Battle Royal, featuring the toughest and finest in JWW and WWE.
(Miranda): And a way to start this special event, featuring the biggest and baddest women from both worlds.
Another woman enters the ring, from the right-hand tunnel (the Heel tunnel). She has tan skin and long green hair.
(Announcer): Sailor Pluto!
Boos were made, as the announcers continued.
(Percival): We got a lot of stars in attendance, including the Witches 5, Dummy Force, the Dirty Dawgs, Kanaka Nanase, Arashi Spring, and others. We got an all-star cast.
Another woman enters, in long red hair, entering from the Heel Tunnel.
(Announcer): Representing Witches 5, Eudial!
Two more women enter, from the Face Tunnel, as music plays.
(Announcer): Chiyo Mihama and Quinn Morgendorffer!
Chiyo & Quinn posed, as the fans cheered. Chiyo hopped on Quinn's back, and they ran to the ring, on piggyback. Another woman enters from the Face Tunnel, in black hair, as the lights dim.
(Announcer): Rei Hino!
(Percival): Rei Hino, WWE Grand Slam Champion, and JWW's regular. In WWE, she goes by Rei Hino, but in JWW…
(Miranda): OH, I believe that this is where the Sailor Guardians are at their best. Last of the Sailor Scouts in WWE.
(Percival): Guardians.
Another woman appears, a short woman in blonde hair, entering from the Heel Tunnel.
(Announcer): Evangeline!
(Miranda): You talk about hypnotic and eerie, and I have seen Dexter Lumis in NXT. Evangeline, the vampire queen of JWW.
(Percival): And lately, she has issues with her former partner, Chachamaru. These two will clash at the Celestia Arena in a Dumpster match.
(Miranda): A Dumpster Match… For all we know, she could trash that robot, and go for the JWW Title.
A sword clashes, as a blonde woman in blue and white appears, armed with a sword, from the Face Tunnel.
(Announcer): Kuon Ginga!
(Percival): You want to talk about guts and power, look no further than the Scottish Superstar, Kuon Ginga, with Andrew in her possession!
Kuon raises the sword high, and fire rises up. Kuon points the sword at the ring, and Kikuko is shaken. She and Yuno Gasai were planning a strategy.
(Percival): Well, the feud between Kuon Ginga and Happy Hattori has been going on, since what Hattori and Gasai did to Kuon, two months ago. She was able to silence Giggling Gasai at Elimination Chamber, two weeks ago, in a brutal Falls Count Anywhere match.
Kuon stares down at Happy Hattori, as the others are ready to go. One more participant was ready.
(PA): It's a New Day! Yes, it is!
New Day theme plays, as Seina skips to the ring.
(Announcer): And finally, Seina Katsura!
Seina enters the ring, as the bell rings. The 30-women began to brawl, and they tried to eliminate each other.
(Percival): Rules are simple: Only way to be eliminated is by going over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. Last superstar standing wins. And no, no alliances are made. It's every woman for herself.
Kanaka is the first to be thrown out, followed by Natsuru, and then Athena Skye. Witches 5 were able to eliminate the first three girls. Kuon goes after Hattori, but is blocked by Evangeline and Inagawa. This match was every woman for themselves. Uta was beating down Yakumo, while Miyako was trying to eliminate Viluy. But Cyprine saved her. Miyako and Yakumo took down three Witches 5 members, and split up to go after the Dummy Force.
(Miranda): The Dirty Dawgs in complete control.
(Percival): And Mira, you were there, this past Tuesday, Yakumo & Miyako had a score to settle with NXT Champion Bron Breakker and Tommaso Ciampa.
(Miranda): A shocker from the week before, Yakumo Tsukamoto a big win over the former NXT Champion.
(Percival): Albeit, with help from Miyako Uehara.
Yakumo and Miyako eliminate Mimete, but Viluy stops the elimination, pulling Mimete back in the ring. Uta flies off, and lands a crossbody on Viluy. She, Viluy, and Mimete crash to the floor. Meanwhile, Elma was being thrown out by Jolyne, and then focused on Delia Priest, the former United States Champion. Eudial tosses out, with ease, Inagawa. Eudial raises her arms up, and goes after Priest. Jolyne and Eudial fight off the US Champ, while the Dummy Force is being tossed around by Kuon Ginga. Kuon hits a headbutt to Fei Ku, and then a DDT to Kaede. Asuna grabbed her by the hair, but Cyprine and Ptilol were able to throw Asuna out of the ring. Kaede and Fei Ku were beating down the Witches, as Hattori and Gasai were outside the ring, hiding. Kikuko waited for her moment.
(Percival): So far, a couple eliminations, but Happy Hattori and Giggling Gasai… they're outside the ring, and they haven't been eliminated.
(Miranda): It's called strategy. Happy Hattori doesn't want to lose this one.
(Percival): Hattori undefeated in WWE, since becoming happy, winning money in Vegas, last summer.
The Witches 5 & Dummy Force fight off, as the carnage continues on. Jolyne tosses out Arashi Spring, and Chiyo & Quinn double teamed Jolyne. Chiyo landed a flying dropkick to Jolyne. Yakumo attacks Chiyo, but Quinn lands a running knee to Yakumo.
(Percival): And a save by Quinn! The Triple H High Knee!
Quinn tosses out Yakumo, and Miyako attacks her from behind. But Quinn tosses her into the ropes. Chiyo Mihama ran to Miyako and landed a huge 619 to Miyako!
(Percival): 619!
Chiyo leapt over and landed a huge Springboard Dive off the ropes, onto the Witches 5 & Dummy Force. Miyako is eliminated by Jolyne, after that.
(Miranda): OH, MY GOD!
(Percival): JESUS CHRIST! Chiyo-Chan, leaping off the apron, crashing onto the JWW stars!
Don't miss a second of this battle royal, live in picture-in-picture! We're still in this match!
Fans go wild, as Chiyo gets up.
Match continues, during commercial break.
Chiyo beats down on Cyprine, while Seina and Kuon go after the heels. Evangeline beat up Rei Hino, who was lodged in the ropes. Eva tosses her out. But Rei stayed on the apron. She hit an elbow to the vampire, and flew off the apron, hitting the Phenomenal Forearm. Eva was staggering, but Eudial kicked her from behind and chokeslammed her out of the ring. Tellu dragged Seina to the ropes, but Yue went after Tellu. Tellu eliminates Yue, tossing her out. Fei Ku and Kaede were being tossed out by the witches, and the Dummy Force was eliminated as a whole. But then, Tellu and Cyprine were tossed out by Seina and Jolyne. They high-fived, as they were able to thin down the Witches 5's chances, as Eudial and Ptilol remained.
(Percival): Folks, we are back live, in this battle royal, and during the commercial break, bodies flew out of the ring. We are down to Kuon Ginga, Chiyo & Quinn, Rei Hino, Seina Katsura, Hattori & Gasai, Ptilol, Eudial, Jolyne, and Sailor Pluto.
Hattori attacked Kuon from behind, and she and Gasai were in the match. Yuno Gasai tosses out Sailor Pluto and she and Kikuko laughs at her. Pluto is eliminated, but then Seina and Jolyne attack the laughing duo. Yuno ducks and throws Seina out, only to land on her hands. She leapt back to the ring, and Jolyne beat up Yuno. Kikuko then sneaks in and lands a chop block to Jolyne. After that, she throws Jolyne out of the ring, but Seina catches her with her legs. Seina stumbled down, and Jolyne leapt back to the apron.
(Percival): OH! Seina lands her feet on the floor, saving Cujoh! Seina is out!
(Miranda): Sacrifice must be made. Jolyne made a friend in Seina Katsura, the former WWE Champion.
Jolyne charges at Yuno, beating her up, while Delia Priest was slamming her fists onto Eudial. Ptilol and Rei Hino brawl, while Chiyo & Quinn try to eliminate Kuon.
(Percival): 3 JWW stars remain, and 6 WWE stars left. Who will win this battle royal?
Kuon tosses Chiyo out of the ring, but Chiyo hangs on. She went to the top rope, and prepared a top rope dive, but she was shoved off by a man in tan skin and with dark blue hair. Chiyo is eliminated.
(Percival): OH, COME ON! Jonesy Garcia!
Jonesy leaves, as the fans boo him. Jonesy badmouths Chiyo, as Quinn was irate. She leapt over the top rope and hit Jonesy with a Tope Atomico.
(Percival): TOPE! Quinn sacrificed herself to shut up The A-Lister!
(Miranda): WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? Jonesy had a reason!
(Percival): HE HAD NO RIGHT, MIRA! Jonesy and Chiyo & Quinn have had issues, since the Royal Rumble! Jonesy isn't a part of this Battle Royal, so he had no right!
(Miranda): Hey, just because SHE gets to be the covergirl for WWE 2K22, it doesn't mean that Jonesy wants to intervene! THAT WAS JUST! Quinn blew an opportunity!
(Percival): But at least… they got revenge on Garcia! Jonesy is embarrassed!
Chiyo & Quinn leave, as Jonesy was ballistic. He shouted at the girls, and went into the ring. He goes after Jolyne, but Jolyne grabs his wrist.
"Yeah, you got a problem, loser?" Jolyne lifted him high and threw him out of the ring.
(Miranda): AND JOLYNE! Jonesy is out!
(Percival): He's not even in this match! But serves him right! We are down to 7 superstars! 3 from JWW, 4 from WWE.
Kuon landed a huge kick to Yuno, bouncing her out of the ring, into the apron. Jolyne landed a lariat to Yuno, but Yuno ducked out of the way. Jolyne hung on, but Kikuko hit a huge right to Jolyne, knocking her to the floor. Yuno laughs, as she goes back to the ring. But Kuon hit the Claymore to the skull. Yuno fell to the floor, as Kuon glared at Kikuko. Kikuko runs off, and Kuon chases after her. Meanwhile, Priest was in control of Eudial and Ptilol. Priest hit a huge kick to Ptilol, sending her over the top rope. She crashed to the floor. Kikuko and Kuon run back to the ring, and Delia Priest hits the spear onto Kikuko. She and Kuon nodded, as they tossed Kikuko out of the ring.
(Percival): We are down to 3! Eudial! Priest! Ginga! The NEW Big Red Machine all alone for JWW, to battle these two warriors!
Eudial and the others brawl, and Eudial overpowers them. Eudial hits a huge clothesline, but Delia starts to snap. She roared and started to beat down Eudial.
(Percival): Oh, no! The Delia Inside her! The former United States Champion is losing it against Eudial!
Delia steps back. She grabbed Eudial by the neck, but Eudial grabbed her by the neck. She flung Delia out of the ring, and Kuon landed a kick to the gut. She hit the Double Arm DDT onto Eudial. Kuon went to the corner, as the fans cheered on. Kuon held her hand out and called out, "THREE! TWO! ONE!"
Kuon hit a Claymore Kick, but Eudial ducked. Eudial chokeslammed her in the ring. Eudial laughed evilly, and signaled the end. She prepared the Tombstone Piledriver. But Kuon pushed her to the ropes. Eudial avoided being thrown out, but
POW!
A Claymore to the skull, and Eudial was onto the floor!
(Percival): CLAYMORE! OUT OF NOWHERE!
(Miranda): LOOK OUT!
Rei Hino emerged and eliminated Kuon. The bell rang, as Rei Hino won!
DING! DING! DING!
(Percival): REI HINO WINS!
(Announcer): The winner of the match, Rei Hino!
Rei celebrated, as the fans went wild. Rei raised her arm up, and she nodded.
(Miranda): What a spectacular match! Rei Hino, double duty in this match! JWW and WWE!
(Percival): The former 2-time WWE Champion, BIG Claymore from out of nowhere! And Eudial the last go out with a bang! Eudial had the match won, but was no match for the Scottish Warrior! But then, shocker out of nowhere, Rei Hino eliminates Kuon! And Rei Hino celebrates for her JWW fans.
(Miranda): A truly phenomenal start to this event! One half of the JWW Galaxy Tag Team Champions, Rei Hino takes it home!
The fans cheered on, and Rei Hino ended with a victory in this battle royal. She raised the trophy and thanked the crowd.
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Backstage Area
Backstage, two robots were sitting in the locker room. The one in red hair said, "Comrade."
"Hm?" A robot in green hair asked.
"We have a score to settle. What happened to Ropponmatsu… was no accident."
"I differ. Ropponmatsus are not compatible for wrestling. What happened to them was uncalled for… and we can settle this matter… as we are far advanced models."
"You're right, Comrade Chacha." Nastenka said, "I want payback, for Cy's team. Nd Row Records fell, because these two smashed those two."
"Correct. Should we avenge them?"
"Da. Let's go talk with Megu-nee."
The robots leave the locker room, as Ayame Kajou appears. She grinned, "Sex robots, ahoy! Hahahaha! Ya know…" She said to the camera, "I want a challenge, against the WWE's finest and best! And I couldn't agree more! Why, right now, you give me the biggest and baddest woman you can find!"
She pointed at the door and said, "And the last person I see… coming out this door… SHE is my opponent!"
The door opened. Ayame went to the door, but her jaw dropped, tilting her head up in horror. A huge man in dark skin, wearing black, and a beard, stared down at Ayame. He glared at her, "I came… for an open challenge… but I see that a sailor tongued harpy… wants action." He leaned to her and hissed, "You're dead, little one… Dead meat."
He stepped back, as Ayame was shaken in horror.
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(Glynda): Wow… Sucks to be Kajou, huh?
(Abnes): And yes, even if it is Vincent Payne, he's going to show his power, here tonight.
(Glynda): Speaking of, later tonight, the special Champions Showcase, starring our own Sheea and Megu-nee, as they introduce the world champions. But coming up next, Nastenka and Chachamaru have something to say to what happened with Ropponmatsu 1 & 2.
To be continued…
