WWE JWW Event – March 3rd, 2022 (3 nights before Fight Club: Roadblock)
LIVE from JWW Arena
JWW Commentators:
Glynda (RWBY) FACE
Abnes (Neptunia) HEEL
WWE Commentators:
Percival Gaynes (OC) FACE
Miranda Maynard (OC) HEEL
Match #2: Open Challenge
Nastenka and Chachamaru enter the ring, as they have microphones in hand.
Nastenka called, "Cut!" She called, "We support Comrade Cy, as androids! We don't need disrespect! We're NOT what you think! But we fight! We fight! And we avenge!"
Chachamaru said, "It has come to our attention that Ropponmatsu 1 & 2 were badly damaged, and so damaged that they cannot compete tonight. We are not pointing fingers, but…"
"We blame TWO androids we know, TOO well. They are NO friends of ours, especially Comrade Cy, our JWW Champion!" The fans cheered, "They go by the names… April! And January!"
"Marciano Sisters. We call you girls out. Because we have to talk."
Music hit, as two androids in Goth Loli attire appeared.
(Glynda): Well, this is sudden. April & January Marciano, former WWE Stars, now coaches in the Performance Center. They have a feud with Ropponmatsu.
(Abnes): A grudge like no other. And they are androids, too. Except they're not on their side.
(Glynda): Not at all.
April and January enter the ring, as January glared at Chachamaru.
Nastenka said, "You two! You had something to do with 1-Tuf and 2-Fab! Comrades to Nd Row!"
April called, "Zip it!" She said, "We never liked those bimbots. But January and I are more advanced than you two broken-down jokers. January and I are visiting from Orlando, to see the competition… until you two showed up."
"Enjoying retirement, I believe?" Chachamaru said. "I have a match at CA32, but you two… We want to face you."
April chuckled, "You sure? We didn't come here to wrestle. We're here for support."
Nastenka stared at her and said, "That isn't challenge… that is threat!"
The fans chant for Nastenka, as January said to her, "Get a ref here… We'll fight you, right now… Bitch!"
April tried to reason with January, as Nastenka smirked evilly. She and Chachamaru get ready, as a JWW Official enters the ring.
(Glynda): Looks like we got an impromptu tag team match, right now!
(Abnes): And by the looks of it, revenge for the androids. Machines vs. well… Maids.
The bell rang, as January started to beat up Nastenka in the corner. The ref counted to 5, but January stepped back at 4. January kicked Nastenka in the waist. She tossed her to the ropes, and landed a swift clothesline. She tags in April. April landed a huge belly-to-back slam. She covered Nastenka, but she kicked out at two.
April threw her to the corner, and she and January began the double team assault. January tags in, and raked Nastenka in the eyes. She let go, as April went back to the corner. January yelled at Chachamaru, and then she landed a huge right kick to the skull. January pins her, but another kickout. Nastenka fought back, hitting January with a jawbreaker. She went to the ropes, Irish Whipped her, and hit her with a shoulder tackle. Badly hurt, Chachamaru tags in, as Nastenka takes a breather. Chacha lifted January up and slammed her down with a powerslam. She covered her, but April broke up the pinfall. Chachamaru placed her in the corner and slammed her knees onto January. She locked her in a headlock, but January lifted her up high. She slammed down.
(Glynda): Onto the canvas! And a fun fact: April & January are light on their feet, but they are actually Super Heavyweights. They each weigh 400 pounds.
(Abnes): 400 pounds?! You're nuts! Cy weighs six pounds, and she would be demolished by these psycho droids!
(Glynda): January in control, April & January are retired, they were offered a one-night challenge by the Androids. They work in WWE, as coaches…
January was able to lock in a leg lock, but Chachamaru countered with a kick to the face. April reached for the tag, but Chachamaru dragged her away. January punted her and Chachamaru crashed into the corner. April tagged herself in, and Nastenka stepped in. April landed a vicious clothesline to Nastenka, and then to Chachamaru. The fans booed, as April roared at the audience.
"NYAH! BOO ON YOU!" April flipped them off, and went to Nastenka. But Nastenka hit her with the punch to the stomach. Chachamaru cheered on, but April attacked her. Nastenka shoved her down and beat up on April. The referee separated her, and April growled. Nastenka grabbed April by the waist and slammed her with a suplex.
But as the match continued, Evangeline appeared, and she tripped Chachamaru from behind. Chacha banged her head to the ring post. She collapsed and was lifeless like a rag doll. She dashed off, as Nastenka cried out, "CHACHA!" Nastenka was upset, as she was focused on Chachamaru. She hits the Claymore onto April, and then rushed out to the ring.
Chachamaru was lifeless and broken, as her eyes dimmed to black. She called for help, and rushed back into the ring.
January was tagged in, and Nastenka hit the Claymore on April. January attacked her from behind and hit her with a bulldog. She tagged April in, and she lifted her up. She hit a huge Evenflow DDT, a modified DDT, and pinned Nastenka.
(Glynda): Come on! Not this way! 2! It's over!
(Abnes): Chachamaru broke! And Nastenka failed!
(Glynda): Come on! The ref wasn't looking!
(Announcer): The winners of the match, April & January!
(Glynda): This is ridiculous! Evangeline tripped Chachamaru from behind, onto the apron, and Chachamaru broke down, suddenly! Eva's opponent at Celestia Arena, and then from there, the Evenflow DDT, classic April! And Nastenka's revenge was foiled.
April and January leave with a scoff, as Nastenka was upset. She saw Evangeline leave, costing the Androids the match.
(Glynda): Chachamaru is being taken to the back, after the heinous attack by the vampire.
Nastenka was seething, as she was angry by Evangeline's wicked attack.
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At the office…
Megu-nee was annoyed, "I don't like Evangeline… treating Chachamaru this way."
Rii nodded, "No, not at all. In fact, I called management… Evangeline will have to pay the piper, next week. Your call."
"Oh, I see… Like how you punished Sonya Deville?"
"Yep. And tomorrow night, Ronda Rousey will get her hands on Sonya Deville."
Makie entered the room and said, "E-Excuse me, ma'am…"
"Yes, Makie?"
"Well, I want to know if you can put me in tonight's card. I want to show myself, before the upcoming Celestia Arena main event."
Megu-nee said, "I'm sorry, but… I can't let you wrestle tonight. I have had the security in detail, knowing that we cannot afford any chaos that may disrupt the main event. So…"
"I understand…" Makie said in sadness.
Rii replied, "It's alright, Makie. You have time. Just plan how to defeat Cinder, and the championship could be yours."
Makie smiled, "Thanks!" She pranced off, as Megu-nee nodded, "She needed a little confidence."
Rii nodded, but then said, "She's screwed."
"Yep."
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(Percival): Miranda, we want to take you back to last Thursday night. Women's Champion, Kandy Potter, poured her heart out, prior to her match with Charlotte Flair… and she was never the same.
(Miranda): Well, I have known Kandy, since my beginnings, she started in 2009, and it was a hard road she endured.
(Percival): We'll take you back to last week, and Kandy Potter's entire story was told.
Cut to Thursday, February 24th
Kandy was in the ring, very upset, as she explained her story… her villain backstory, and what she has done, in her career.
(Kandy): 2007, I was 16 years old. Every single day in school was horrible. I grew up with autism… with attention deficit disorder… I was nearly six feet tall. My life was hell. But the one thing I was good at was rugby. I was really good at it. I was one of two London girls that was good at it. And the coach started me as a starter, and I thought I would fit in… But then the next day, my teammates came to me, and I thought I had friends. But they were angry at me… and in their hands, they had rolls of quarters. And all of them decided to throw the quarters at me, as hard as they could, and they said "Pick it up, freak! Pick it up!" And I cried, and then I realized, it was Friday… and that was when I decided to go to a WWE Signing, to see my hero, Mickie James. You know who she is!
The woman I looked up to! One of the pioneers in the women's division! That day I made a promise to myself! I wanted to be like my hero! This ADD-ridden 5-foot-11 woman was gonna be big! So I joined the Indy Scene… and after a couple matches with my friends, Miranda Maynard and Erika Avery, we were gonna be big. But they called up Maynard, first, but not me. The three of us wrestled at Dragon Gate USA, before it closed its doors, and we went to FCW (Florida Championship Wrestling).
I've gotten faster, I've gotten stronger, I've become a professional wrestler! I was studying matches, I practiced promos in the mirror, all because I wanted to be like my hero and the rest of the women's division!
And that day, 2011… I joined the WWE, and I wrestled my heart out, eventually winning my first Women's Title – my only women's title… and years went by, until January 2013… These women went past me… and then it gave birth to the Women's Evolution, with NXT… Women like Charlotte Flair, like Becky Lynch, like Sasha Banks, like Bayley, like Asuka… hell, I can tell you how many women went to me. But I wasn't there… You know why? BECAUSE THEY FIRED ME! WWE released me, saying I was not that talented enough, overlooked by those women! THEY GOT RID OF ME, AND THREW ME TO THE STREETS!
But by the time I returned to WWE, I hung up my boots, for good… only to become a General Manager for NXT. and I planned to mold the new female superstars of the future… women like Ember Moon, Bianca Belair, Kairi Sane, Toni Storm, Mandy Rose, Rhea Ripley, Nikki Cross, Liv Morgan, Carmella, the list goes on! All the way… to Shayna Baszler… the same woman that I despise, because she's too good! So what did I do, August 2019 – TakeOver: Toronto… I got rid of Shayna Baszler, kicked her out of NXT, and sent her packing to the main roster, where she belonged! DO YOU KNOW WHY? Because she deserves much better, on RAW, or SmackDown! And to leave the door open for future women superstars, like Belair, Ripley, Io Shirai, Dakota Kai, Raquel Gonzalez, and so on! I didn't want Shayna Baszler to stay long in NXT, because I wanted her to experience bigger success! THE SUCCESS THAT I LOST! SO I GAVE SHAYNA THE TREATMENT! And look where she ended up! TWO-TIME WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMP! BUT SHE CHOKED AGAINST BECKY LYNCH, AT WRESTLEMANIA! AN ACCOMPLISHMENT I BELIEVED SHE WOULD WIN AT!
But by the time I left NXT, and went to SmackDown, I realized that the Women's Division… was a mess! That's when I realized… If they can make it big, then why not me? SummerSlam 2019, I was sitting at home, relishing my victory of getting rid of Shayna Baszler, when I saw on a video, one of my heroes, Trish Stratus, was defeated by Charlotte Flair! That brought tears to my eyes, seeing that match, the end of an era… The same woman that I believed her… like I believed in Mickie James… like I believed in all of my heroes… That's when I know, on that day, I wanted to become the NEXT Women's Champion, and say that I am better than the Four Horsewomen of WWE! I wanted to be The Greatest Women's Champion in WWE….in SPITE of Charlotte Flair!
I made a promise! I picked up my boots, came out of retirement, and I made a promise, that whatever outcasted girl in school, who was getting bullied, had to watch me on the TV Screen, and I made a promise… that I wasn't going to leave her high and dry! And I wasn't going to make her sad, by ending an era, by acting high and mighty, with their head up their ass… calling themselves the Queen of Wrestling! JUST LIKE YOU DID, FLAIR! YOU'RE NOT THE OPPORTUNITY! YOU GUTLESS BITCH! AT THE FIGHT CLUB, MARCH 6TH, YOU CAN CHOKE ME WITH THE CHAIN, YOU CAN WHIP ME WITH THE CHAIN, YOU CAN BLEED BUCKETS OUT OF ME, BUT I WILL NOT FALL!
Kandy was in tears, as she continued.
(Kandy): I am NOT The Man… The Queen… The Boss… or a Role Model… because when I defend my title, March 6th, I will not quit! I will walk into Fight Club as champion, walk out the same, ending your facade, and at WrestleMania, I'm going to send Ronda Rousey back to the end of the line! Because I am not going to gloat, saying that I beat Charlotte Flair AND Ronda Rousey, because I did! It's because I worked my ass off, to finally claim what I lost, long ago! I will prove that I am a legend in my own right! No better than you will ever be! And we all know that's not the case!
BECAUSE MY NAME IS KANDY POTTER, THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPION!
AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU… AND YOU KNOW IT!
Kandy calmed down, and she raised her title high. Cut back to the announce table.
(Percival): and later on, Shayna Baszler asked if all this was true… and Kandy nodded, tears in her eyes, it's all true. She banned Shayna Baszler from NXT, only to make her famous in the main roster. Baszler's a 2-time Women's Tag Team Champion, 3-time NXT Women's Champion, and yes, it was at NXT TakeOver: Toronto, Potter defeated her.
(Miranda): I know Kandy, all my life, even yes, we were at FCW, but still… Her story was heartfelt. I feel her. She wants to prove that she's better than Charlotte Flair, come the Dog Collar Match.
(Percival): Kandy Potter in action, coming up against JWW's Big Red Monster, Fame, moments away. Reminder, Fight Club: Roadblock, this Sunday, as the SmackDown Women's Title is on the line in a Dog Collar Match, and the winner faces Ronda Rousey, April 2nd.
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Backstage…
Sheea was outside the door of the Inner Kingdom. She knocked on the door and Paul Heyman appeared.
"Yes?" He asked, "May I help you?"
Sheea explained, "Listen… Later on, we're going to have a special showcase with your champion–."
Heyman stopped her and said, "I understand… but… The Demigod, who is your Universal Champion for 427 days and counting, heading into WrestleMania, my King, my Savior, will appear in your showcase… on his time." He shut the door, as Sheea was nodding in approval.
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Flames burst on the stage, as Fame appeared, donning the red and black attire and mask.
(Announcer): This contest is set for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit. Approaching the ring, Fame!
Fame enters the ring. She shot flames from the corners, and waited for her opponent.
(Glynda): And Fame, through hellfire and brimstone, will be in action, tonight!
Kandy Potter appeared in purple tights, wearing the SmackDown Women's Title, coming out of the heel tunnel.
(Announcer): And her opponent, representing The Inner Kingdom, she is the SmackDown Women's Champion… The Pinnacle, Kandy Potter!
Kandy held a microphone and called out, "Cut my music! Cut my music!" The fans booed, as Kandy was receiving a warm welcome. "JWW! Did you miss me?" They booed on, as Kandy called, "It is obvious that I said the Opportunity has arrived, but not Charlotte Flair! I meant, NO! ME!"
The fans chanted "Shut the F**k up!", and Kandy barked, "That's so you! And after I poured my heart out about the Women's Division, only for you girls to boo me? You don't know the hell I have been through, to make it back on top! Women like Becky Lynch, like Charlotte Flair, like Natalya, like Ronda Rousey, they all owe me! THEY ALL should THANK ME! I GREW UP, FROM A LOWLY BRITISH GIRL TO A PRO WRESTLER! And what do I get, for my troubles? A match with a freak?" Fame was furious, as Kandy said, "No worries, Fame… I have no qualms with you. But still, you remind me so much… of Hotaru & Kashiwa, my so-called proteges, the former Women's Tag Team Champions, and they should be here tonight! But no… Hotaru got COVID."
NOTE: Hotaru was absent, due to COVID Protocols.
The fans booed, as Kandy went to the ring. She added, "But still, who needs those failures? Inner Kingdom is stronger than ever, thanks to me! Thanks to Heyman! And thanks to your Universal Champion, Mr. 400-plus, Peter Giese!" They booed, as she cheered, "YEAH! I was hoping to face maybe Bell… or Cy… or anyone from the Androids… or anyone from Cinder's group, or those Dumbass Girls, those Powderpuffs, or those Witches 5 plus One. But instead I got a masked has-been! So, Fame, remember this well, when you step into the ring with The Pinnacle… I am the SmackDown Women's Champion! I am the best in the women's division… and at Fight Club, I will prove to JWW that I'm no different than Flair or Rousey! Because I'm better than you… and YOU KNOW IT!"
She put the microphone down, as a WWE official was controlling the match. Fame went to her corner.
(Glynda): Big words from Kandy Potter… the most hated woman in all of this sport.
The referee took the championship from Kandy, but then…
*"Symphony No. 9" plays*
(Abnes): Oh, no, don't tell me!
(Glynda): Well, Kandy didn't come alone, that's for sure. Here comes the Inner Kingdom's Akari Hanao, Rena Ryugu, & Ebisuzawa! And Fame is surrounded.
(Abnes): Rena, Ebisuzawa, and Hanao… Those traitors!
(Glynda): Nonetheless, they represent WWE… and members of the Inner Kingdom faction.
Akari, dressed in black, with long blonde hair, approached the apron, alongside Rena, in orange hair, with an evil grin, and Ebisuzawa, with dark hair done in pigtails, armed with a shovel. The bell rang, as Kandy slapped Fame around. But Fame shoved her down. She was kneeling down, as Fame had her cornered. Rena called to Fame, causing a distraction, but Fame knocked her off the apron. Kandy hit Fame with a thumb to the eyes and slammed her down with a Headlock Takedown. Kandy posed for the crowd, as they booed her.
(Glynda): There's the Pinnacle…
(Abnes): My god, I hate her!
Kandy started to punch at Fame, on the ground, but Fame grabbed her by the neck. She chokeslammed her to the center of the ring, but Akari, Ebisuzawa, & Rena attacked Fame. It was a 4-on-1 assault, as the bell rang.
(Glynda): and the Inner Kingdom saving Potter! And that's a DQ!
(Abnes): Well, Kandy Potter was being cornered!
(Glynda): Will you stop? And Fame being attacked by this pack of wolves, led by Peter Giese–!
(Abnes): HOLD ON! WE HAVE THE CALVARY!
Just then, Ravine, Pyra, & Mythra ran to the ring, and they started to beat down the Inner Kingdom. They retreated, after Pyra landed a superkick to the face of Rena. Kandy raised her belt high, as the faces were standing tall.
"HOLD ON! HOLD ON!" Rii Walker appeared and called out, "Kandy, I knew you would try something funny! Well, joke's on you! This match will restart… as an 8-woman tag! AND IT STARTS… RIGHT NOW!"
The fans cheered, as Kandy was outraged. Fame chuckled, as she, Ravine, and The Aegis were waiting for the heels to enter the ring.
(Glynda): YEAH! And now we have an 8-woman tag match! Good for you, Kandy! You son of a bitch!
(Abnes): This is not going to make Peter Giese and Paul Heyman very happy!
(Glynda): Ravine, Fame, The Aegis, versus The Inner Kingdom! Eight-women tag match, right now!
The match was about to begin, as Kandy stepped away from the apron.
(Glynda): This match is underway! And Kandy Potter is pissed!
To be continued…
